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[the Dame]

I think I'm all set for PirateQuisition!

 

Captain SeaDog - Sparkles!

 

And you have ship! *enviously* 

 

ETA: I'm OOL

[LightningPoodle]

Captain SeaDog - Sparkles!

 

And you have ship! *enviously* 

 

ETA: I'm OOL

 

Would you like to climb aboard my ship?

[the Dame]

I'm OOL now

 

 

You better be drinking while aimlessly wandering!

 

 

To be honest, I am kinda scared of her return!

 

 

Hah!  I love how everyone is pirating up.  Though, now I feel like it's gotten such a build up, the reality will be a big letdown.

 

Okay, I am going to try to get a couple more hours of sleep.  Did lay down early, but thunderstorms woke me up.  I've gotten almost 4" of rain in the last 5 hours.  It's been glorious.  Setting alarm for 11:45 Zulu.

 

Don't worry!

It will be funny either way: if PirateQuisition won't be as successful, as we all hope, we'll just play some Volyball.

[the Dame]

Would you like to climb aboard my ship?

 

Do you have rum?

 

@ Roly: was searching for something, but in vain, still found something for DQ fanfiction section. From Her Royness Herself:

Spoiler

 

Ferelden is the first to declare a state of emergency when the cheese is missing from King Alistair’s brunch. "Ha ha, very funny guys. Now where's my cheese?"

The servants shuffled their feet and looked around nervously as the King's gaze fell upon each of them in turn. None of them wanted to be the bearer of bad news. Finally, after a long awkward pause, "Ahem, there is no cheese, your Majesty. We've scoured the markets and no one seems to have any. The kitchens just ran out."

Alistair laughed still thinking this was some joke. "Right, good one. I'll nip down to the kitchens myself then."

"No, really, your Majesty, there's none to be had in the palace!"

"What? No!" Alistair exclaimed as he raced out of the room and through the halls all the way down to the kitchens.

The denizens of the palace knew something had thrown the King into a fury. They tried get out of his way as he thundered through corridors and down stairs. Alistair burst through the kitchen doors in a flurry nearly knocking over an elf carrying a stack of plates.

"Dorn, careful with those plates! They are brand new, recently arrived from--oh, your Majesty! To what do we owe the pleasure this time? More Venatori?"

Alistair took a deep breath and, with exaggerated patience, asked, "Where's my cheese?"

The cook sighed, "I knew this would happen. We're all out."

"This again. I think all of you are messing with me. I'll tear this kitchen apart if I have to!" And with that, Alistair proceeded to tear the kitchens apart looking for cheese that wasn't there. Cabinets were searched, pots and pans tossed pell-mell, food pantry emptied, their contents strewn everywhere, and every container searched again and again. All the while the cook flinched as his once organized kitchen was turned to shambles.

"Please, Majesty, stop! This will take ages to fix." the cook protested as Alistair emerged from one of the pantries covered in flour.

He did not take seem to notice the cook speak at all. "Bring me my Mabari."

King Alistair’s Mabari was a special gift from an equally special friend. Some whispered they were much more than friends.

"What? No! I let you destroy my kitchen, but I draw the line at letting that beast in here."

"That beast can sniff out cake on a battlefield. Besides, he can help clean up this food mess."

"He can't sniff out what is not there! There's none in all Denerim. Hell, there's no cheese to be found this side of the Frostbacks!"

A look of horror slowly spread across Alistair’s face as the cook's words sunk in. "First the blight, then a big hole in the sky, and now this! Maker, will it ever end? I'm declaring a state of emergency, send word to Orlais, Antiva, Rivain, the Marcher States! We're running out of cheese."

Ferelden was just the start. Riots broke out all over as people tried to hoard cheese.

As the months rolled by, there seemed to be no end. Dalish attacks on caravans increased as the elves grew desperate. Orlesians tried to survive on cheese substitues. Fancy parties with stinky cheese became only a memory. Who will save Thedas from this new threat?



.......That turned out to be longer than I meant.... I'll just go back to work.

 

[LightningPoodle]

 

Do you have rum?

 

@ Roly: was searching for something, but in vain, still found something for DQ fanfiction section. From Her Royness Herself:

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

Of course. I would be no Captain if I didn't have rum.

[Ashaantha]

The Rum is always gone!

[LightningPoodle]

The Rum is always gone!

 

That's because I have it. Mwahahaha.

[Ashaantha]

That's because I have it. Mwahahaha.

 

yes well, well.. fine!

[the Dame]

Of course. I would be no Captain if I didn't have rum.

The Rum is always gone!

That's because I have it. Mwahahaha.

yes well, well.. fine!

 

Well, if you have rum, then..

 

 

DQ! Let's board this rum boat!

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

The Rum is always gone!

 

Fear not, we have grog! 

[LightningPoodle]

Well, if you have rum, then..

 

 

DQ! Let's board this rum boat!

 

Woah! The invitation was only meant for you. *tries unsuccessfully to keep you all of my ship*

[Ashaantha]

Woah! The invitation was only meant for you. *tries unsuccessfully to keep you all of my ship*

 

It's ok, I'm too lazy to leave the bar

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Oh, just saw your post

 

DQ! Let's board this rum boat!

 

Count me in!

[JeffZero]

Good morning, lassies and lassiettos!

[LightningPoodle]

Good morning, lassies and lassiettos!

 

Morning.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Good morning, lassies and lassiettos!

 

Ahoy, mate! ready for the PirateQuisition?

[JeffZero]

Ahoy, mate! ready for the PirateQuisition?

Of course I am! I brought enough rum for everyone, me hearties. They say the rum's always gone... 'til Jeff Zero brings more!

[the Dame]

It's ok, I'm too lazy to leave the bar

 

 

What? Why? Sparkles has all rum!

 

Woah! The invitation was only meant for you. *tries unsuccessfully to keep you all of my ship*

 

 

The more the merrier, right?

 

ETA: had all rum..

Modifié par dame Tasmit, 17 mai 2015 - 09:31 .

[Ashaantha]

 

What? Why? Sparkles has all rum!

 

His ship is a little.. small.

[LightningPoodle]

 

What? Why? Sparkles has all rum!

 

 

 

The more the merrier, right?

 

ETA: had all rum..

 

But... but...

[LightningPoodle]

His ship is a little.. small.

 

My ship is the perfect size. You see, it is large enough to sail in rum. Rum is my ocean!

[Ashaantha]

My ship is the perfect size. You see, it is large enough to sail in rum. Rum is my ocean!

 

*tips invisible hat* fair point, very fair point

[Roamingmachine]

Bard! Something to get us in the right mood...


 
 
Edit: And a red headed pirate just for poodle
 

[LightningPoodle]

Bard! Something to get us in the right mood...

 

Such a good show.

[JeffZero]

Ah yes, the mystical Oceania della Rum. They say the world beyond Thedas is an endless sea of alcohol, in fact.