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[Ashaantha]

Haha I've been listenign to that Parson's farewell music while running around The Storm Coast.

[JeffZero]

That's a good show, eh? I'll have to check it out.

[LightningPoodle]

That's a good show, eh? I'll have to check it out.

 

Very good show.

[Roamingmachine]

....And now the mysterious ways have lead me to AC4's "Parting Glass"    

 

 

And yes, Black Sails is an awesome, Isabela approved show

[JeffZero]

Cool.

I'm a sucker for period dramas regardless -- comes with the whole "being an anthropologist" thing -- so I was already somewhat intrigued.

[LightningPoodle]

....And now the mysterious ways have lead me to AC4's "Parting Glass"    

 

 

And yes, Black Sails is an awesome, Isabela approved show

 

I'm listening to it as well.

[Paragonslustre]

*Waves to all*

 

Just another quick fly by (2 days and counting)

 

 

Lusty!

I'm taking my hat off to you and your exceptional sewing skills!

 

 

It's good that I finally have one... hat, I mean.

 

Roly, I'm with Dazzle. You look dashing.

We are almost ready for PirateQuisition!    

 

edit 'cause spelling.. ugh.

 

 

Hey Dame *waves*  Your new avatar is hawt!

 

I'm sad that I'll miss PirateQuizition. I work all day tomorrow. 

 

I hope it's lots of fun. 

 

Think I might miss it too - I'll try and stop by if there's any shark fighting.

 

As promised, I have decided to write that "friendfiction" to the Iron Roy, about her love affair with Dr Pepper...

 

Here it is. (Yes I'm aware she isn't here, so I am putting it on you guys to show her if she misses out )

 

Salt and Dr. Pepper: A Better Love Story Than Twilight

By HB

 

The Iron Roy strolled into the Drinkquisition bar after a hard, stressful night of working.

 

She was in a particularly bad mood, and rolled her eyes when she walked in and almost slipped on Maryden's innards splattered all over the floor.

 

She looked around, and saw the usual patrons. The volus was arguing with Rivaini, something something about child support.

 

HB, typically, was surrounded by a group of horny, naked Asari poledancers, swooning over her and flirting, while she downed mug after mug of rum.

 

Poodle/sparkles was attempting to get into the Dame's pants. The Dame however, remained polite, but didn't let him get any.

 

Harding had just strolled in, and was informing anybody of who was listening, that a crazy loon at showed up nearby, obsessed with morphing Cassandra's face to look more feminine.

 

Everyone greeted Roy, but she just mumbled something to everyone and sat by herself in a corner. She called to Cabot to get her a Dr. Pepper, and nearly punched him out when he responded with, "Sorry Roy, but we're out. We won't be getting the stock for a couple of days."

 

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?" She screeched at him, shaking her fist.

 

He shrugged. "Sorry Roy. You could have some mead instead?"

 

"I'll show you mead." She said, jumping the counter and kicking him in the nuts.

 

He howled like a little girl and dropped to the floor.

 

She picked up one of Maryden's intestines off the floor, and started whipping him relentlessly with it. He screamed and moaned.

 

Suddenly, a voice spoke from behind her.

 

"What's going on here?" The voice was familar, and strange at the same time. It was a hybrid of Alistair and Solas, which made the Iron Roy almost jump out of her skin.

 

She whirled around to face the man with the voice, and her heart almost melted.

 

Standing there, was a large bottle of Dr Pepper, with muscular, manly arms and legs. Her heart began to beat fast, and she forgot all about Maryden's bloody intestine in her hand. She was speechless, and her mouth was dry.

 

"Did that man harass you?" Dr. Pepper asked.

 

"Uh... um..." She stuttered.

 

Cabot, meanwhile, was crying. Voly strolled over, wearing his nurse outfit, and comforted Cabot, helping him up and cuddling him for comfort, patting him on the back.

 

"Don't mind her," Voly then spoke to the Dr. Pepper man, "She's just having a rough night. The bar ran out of Dr. Pepper."

 

Dr. Pepper-man turned and looked at Roy, and smiled. "Never fear. I'm here. Care to take a stroll outside, my lady?"

 

So they went outside, Roy was nervous and was doing all she could to gain some courage to talk to the sexiest man she had ever met in her life.

 

He took her hand in his, and her heart skipped a few beats, her stomach fluttering as they enjoyed the cool night air.

 

He stopped, and looked into her eyes. "This may sound crazy but.. I think you are my soulmate, my lady."

 

He unscrewed his bottle top, and with his other hand, beckoned to her seductively. "I want you to join your lips to mine."

 

She stared at him for a few moments, before responding. Though she almost choked. "It's a good thing I swallow."

 

He winked, and leaned forward for her to have a taste. For the longest time, they were joined in an embrace that would last a blissful eternity. She caressed his glass sides and gulped back every last drop of his fizzy seed.

 

They would be together forever and ever, as true soulmates.

 

*THE END*

 

(Yes, I am bored )

 

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!  Oh sweet Maker I nearly wrecked my new keyboard - luckily I turned away at the last minute *wipes tea off husband*

[Paragonslustre]

http://forum.bioware...6#entry19142437

 

It begins ........

 

*drinks*

[lynroy]

*wakes up a bit groggy* Oh no! I over slept and I have to get the tavern ready for PirateQuisition!
*sets off at a run from where she had been resting*
*As she gets closer to the door she can hear a lot of laughter inside*
What is going on in there and why am I not apart of it?
*opens to the door and the place suddenly goes silent*
*looks around at everyone and notices some of them trying to hide sheets of paper behind their backs or in their pockets*
Ooooookay... *walks to the bar still looking around at everyone with suspicion*
Cabot, Dr Pepper!
"Sorry Roy, but we're out. We won't be getting the stock for a couple of days."
*rage* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? ...... wait....why does this feel familiar?
"Sorry Roy. You could have some mead instead?"
I'll show you mead!
*jumps up on the counter prepared to kick Cabot when she notices one of the papers that everyone had been reading before she walked in*
 

As promised, I have decided to write that "friendfiction" to the Iron Roy, about her love affair with Dr Pepper...

 

Here it is. (Yes I'm aware she isn't here, so I am putting it on you guys to show her if she misses out )

 

Salt and Dr. Pepper: A Better Love Story Than Twilight

By HB

 

*SNIP TRIPE*

Okay, it's not as far gone as I thought it would be. It was actually scary how accurate IRL you describe me getting off work. Rum on me for that title! "Fizzy seed" And now Volus has it on the OP. Great! /sarcasm

 

*Waits for Roy to come online*

Sorry, went down for a nap and slept for nine hours.

 

I think I'm all set for PirateQuisition!

Love the avatar!

 

Would you like to climb aboard my ship?

 

 

Don't worry!

It will be funny either way: if PirateQuisition won't be as successful, as we all hope, we'll just play some Volyball.

*snip*

 

Volyball! My favorite. *drink*
 

 

http://forum.bioware...6#entry19142437

 

It begins ........

 

*drinks*

[Roamingmachine]

I do believe its pirate o'clock.

[LightningPoodle]

Love the avatar!

 

 

Thank you.

[lynroy]

Thank you.

[Ashaantha]

I'm not allowed coffee while sick and I'm starting to fall asleep at my keyboard . Might end up missing this Piratequisition thing. But at least I've seen a ton of Jack sparrow!

[JeffZero]

Feel better!

[LightningPoodle]

I'm not allowed coffee while sick and I'm starting to fall asleep at my keyboard . Might end up missing this Piratequisition thing. But at least I've seen a ton of Jack sparrow!

 

Hope you get better soon.

[Ashaantha]

Thanks, but all I want right now is coffee lol. I don't care if I stay sick for a while longer haha. a woman needs her priorities.

 

Maybe tea will cut it.

[LightningPoodle]

Thanks, but all I want right now is coffee lol. I don't care if I stay sick for a while longer haha. a woman needs her priorities.

 

Maybe tea will cut it.

 

Hmmm. I want tea now.

 

Why can't you have coffee?

[Rel Fexive]

Avatar upload seems to have broken somewhat.  Typical.  By url only right now it seems.

[lynroy]

^Nice, Rel! Looks like everyone is getting ready! Cabot, Dr Pepper Float, please.

[Ashaantha]

Hmmm. I want tea now.

 

Why can't you have coffee?

 

The only coffee in my house is caramel flavoured coffee, it makes me throw up when I'm feverish. I should be smart and keep non-caramel coffee around the place but it's not as yummy.

[JeffZero]

I need to start doing the whole "penning fanfics" thing at some point in my life. It's been on the proverbial bucket list since I first realized I was a part of a fandom some 15 years ago.

[Ashaantha]

< odd one out, I don't have a pirate avatar handy

[JeffZero]

What other flavors of coffee do you enjoy, Ashaantha? Any? I'm sipping coconut coffee just now.

[the Dame]

*bored*

 

[lynroy]

I need to start doing the whole "penning fanfics" thing at some point in my life. It's been on the proverbial bucket list since I first realized I was a part of a fandom some 15 years ago.

I can't write worth sh*t!

 

< odd one out, I don't have a pirate avatar handy

Not the only one. Buck the trend!