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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#22001
lynroy
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:34

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*bored*

 

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Cabot is late bringing me my Dr Pepper Float, I might just have to kick him in the balls.


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#22002
Ashaantha
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:36

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What other flavors of coffee do you enjoy, Ashaantha? Any? I'm sipping coconut coffee just now.

 

Hazelnut, caramel, coconut flavours generally and add a hint of cinnamon and/or honey.


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#22003
lynroy
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:36

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I suspect that if this thread someday will be closed [horror], we can start a Group. To preserve all the awesomeness that was created here  :D

 

And I'm ready for Roy's return.

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My thoughts exactly.

 

 

Do you have rum?

 

@ Roly: was searching for something, but in vain, still found something for DQ fanfiction section. From Her Royness Herself:

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You know, I forgot about that!


#22004
JeffZero
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:36

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Yesss, someone else who likes coconut coffee! People always look at me like I'm from Mars when I say that.


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#22005
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Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:36

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*bored*

 

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Because it's all on my ship. Cabot's shipments have been diverted to my holdings over these past few days. Soon, I will sell it back to him! Mwahaha!


#22006
LightningPoodle
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:39

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Yesss, someone else who likes coconut coffee! People always look at me like I'm from Mars when I say that.

 

I haven't tried it, but I do like coconut. I don't understand how people can't like coconut. It's amazing!


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#22007
Ashaantha
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:41

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Yesss, someone else who likes coconut coffee! People always look at me like I'm from Mars when I say that.

 

haha I get those looks a lot too. I experiment with coffee flavours at home, you'd be surprised with what tastes amazing once you get the amounts right hehe.


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#22008
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Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:41

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Yesss, someone else who likes coconut coffee! People always look at me like I'm from Mars when I say that.

Wait, you're not from Mars? :huh:

 

I haven't tried it, but I do like coconut. I don't understand how people can't like coconut. It's amazing!

Easy, my taste buds find it to be absolutely disgusting.

EDIT: And I'm OOL again. <_< *drink cause rules* No more Roy lovin' for awhile.


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#22009
the Dame
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:41

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Cabot is late bringing me my Dr Pepper Float, I might just have to kick him in the balls.

 

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I foresee that it can lead you to a life altering encounter, my dear..


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#22010
Ashaantha
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:42

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Dame must be bored, with telling fortunes now haha


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#22011
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Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:43

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I foresee that it can lead you to a life altering encounter, my dear..

I can't 'like' this, but it made me laugh quite hard! :lol:


#22012
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Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:43

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Easy, my taste buds find it to be absolutely disgusting.

 

Oddly enough I can only stand the coconut flavour when it's in coffee. Can't touch it at all on/with anything else.


#22013
Ashaantha
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:46

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How sad is it that I only just realised now, after almost 2000 hours played time clocked, that I can move the skull thingies around searching for shards using the arrow keys..


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#22014
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Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:50

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Dr Pepper float!

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#22015
the Dame
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:51

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Because it's all on my ship. Cabot's shipments have been diverted to my holdings over these past few days. Soon, I will sell it back to him! Mwahaha!

 

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I thought we were friends!


#22016
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:52

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Don't worry!
It will be funny either way: if PirateQuisition won't be as successful, as we all hope, we'll just play some Volyball.

 

Volyball!  *gets all nostalgic*  That's almost worth abandoning the PQ for!


#22017
the Dame
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:54

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Dame must be bored, with telling fortunes now haha

 

I was tipped about this one  ;)

 

I can't 'like' this, but it made me laugh quite hard! :lol:

 

I'm OOL, too, sadly. :angry: Still, all is good, it worked as intended. :D


#22018
LightningPoodle
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:57

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I thought we were friends!

 

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( We are friends. :) )


#22019
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:57

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I do believe its pirate o'clock.

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You were an hour early!  It starts in three minutes.

 

P.S. - Thanks for link, Sweet Dame.  The  Great Cheese Emergency is now in the OP.


#22020
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Posté 17 mai 2015 - 11:59

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You were an hour early! It starts in three minutes.

P.S. - Thanks for link, Sweet Dame. The Great Cheese Emergency is now in the OP.

Oh no.

#22021
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 12:00

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Original PirateQuisition announcement post

 

LET THE PIRATEQUISITION BEGIN

PirateQuisition Competition - Enemy Ship Boarding

Roly:  Well, it's a lovely day here at the Redcliffe docks.  Our first competition, enemy ship boarding, is all set.  We have two ships out on Lake Calenhad moored approximately twenty feet apart.  Planks and competitors are all on the southern ship, with the goal being to get aboard the northern ship as fast as possible.

Varric:  Competitors to your marks!  Ready, steady, *Varric fires an explosive bolt straight up* *BOOM* GO!

Roly:  And their going!  Most seem to be struggling with the planks, unsure of how to proceed.  Rivaini, as expected, is already out to a commanding lead, having secured two of the three sections of plank together.

Varric:  Well, ****.  Badonkadonk is in the water, and it looks like she took Al and the Poodle with her.  Get her plank caught up in her horns and lost her balance.

Roly:  What the hell is Dieb doing?  He's just sitting back staring at the target ship's center mast.

Solas:  Tis not so strange.  A wise man considers all actions before committing to a path. I recall once in the fade...

Roly:  Yeah, whatever.  Rivaini has all her planks linked and is now shoving them across!  The surprise is Lady Artifice!  She's come from behind and is really breathing down Rivaini's neck!  Hey, can desire demons swim?  Oh, nevermind, looks like a rescue craft has almost reached them.

Krem:  Look, Rivaini is running across now!  This is all but ov... WTF?!

Roly:  DIEB GRAPPLED ACROSS! DIEB GRAPPLED ACROSS!  OH BABY, WHAT A PLAY!  DIEB WINS!

*A rowboat drops the contestants back on the docks, with a visibily irate Rivaini glowering at Dieb*

Rivaini:  I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A HORKER, DIEB!!

Dieb:  Wtf's a horker??

Rivaini:  AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIII!!!!!  *Charges Dieb, both daggers drawn*

Ashaantha:  *Whoosh*

Roly:  Oooh, nice cone of cold, Ashaantha!  Precise, too!  Only got Rivaini.  Okay, that's a wrap for Enemy Ship Boarding.  The points breakdown came in as follows:

Dieb - 100
Rivaini - 90
Lady Artifice - 80
Tragedienne - 70
Madame Dame - 60
Delilah - 50
Hardon Collider - 40
Ashaantha - 30
Duelist- 20
Bunny - 10

Everyone else - NO POINTS FOR YOU!

Roly:  And now a word from our sponsors as we travel back to Cabot's Bar & Grill via Alexius' portal for the next contest, "Rum."
 
*The crier for Found Cake Bakeries begins her speil...*

 

Link to next PirateQuisition Competition:  Rum


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#22022
Ashaantha
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 12:04

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*snorts and chokes on her tea*


#22023
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Posté 17 mai 2015 - 12:04

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What the f*ck?! I didn't win?! This is bullshit! *smashes a bottle of rum on the wall*


#22024
the Dame
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 12:04

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Wot? Wait a min... 

 

Board an enemy ship?

 

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#22025
Ashaantha
Posté 17 mai 2015 - 12:05

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What the f*ck?! I didn't win?! This is bullshit! *smashes a bottle of rum on the wall*

 

*pats Pirate-Sparkles* it's ok, you'll have other chances.


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