What the f*ck?! I didn't win?! This is bullshit! *smashes a bottle of rum on the wall*

...If needed, we'll threated them...
What the f*ck?! I didn't win?! This is bullshit! *smashes a bottle of rum on the wall*

...If needed, we'll threated them...
Roly: And now a word from our sponsors as we travel back to Cabot's Bar & Grill via Alexius' portal for the next contest, "Rum."
Rum aye? my body is ready

Reminds me.. *throws cup of tea away and runs off to get some bottles of rum*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
What the f*ck?! I didn't win?! This is bullshit! *smashes a bottle of rum on the wall*
Hey! Don't waste the rum! We need that for the next competition. Go beat up Donk, she knocked you in the water.
Wot? Wait a min...
Board an enemy ship?
Board an enemy ship "competition", Sweet Dame. No actual killing. ![]()
Hey! Don't waste the rum! We need that for the next competition. Go beat up Donk, she knocked you in the water.
Board an enemy ship "competition", Sweet Dame. No actual killing.

Well.. khmm.
*clears throat*
We need a necromancer then.
We need a necromancer then.
*Proudly takes a step forward and readies her skull headed staff*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Were they members of the DQ, Dame?? I'm not too worried about collateral damage if they weren't.
EDIT: Nevermind, Tragedienne has already stepped up! Good on you, girl, good on you!
Were they members of the DQ, Dame?? I'm not too worried about collateral damage if they weren't.

*unsure, looks around*
I... don't know?
Hope, BG, you have you nurse outfit with you...
But I think it should be fine. They are tough bunch... mostly..
No killing? Where's the fun in that?Hey! Don't waste the rum! We need that for the next competition. Go beat up Donk, she knocked you in the water.
Board an enemy ship "competition", Sweet Dame. No actual killing.
So, this PirateQuisition... do we actually have to do anything? Or is it based entirely on what you want it to be, Roly?
*eyes Dame and clings to her dragon staff protectively*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Roly backs away slowly* The women be a bit bloodthirsty today...
@Poodle: You do not actually have to do a thing. Apologies if this is not what you were wanting.
I find this manner of system very much entertaining, and easier for a forum ![]()
*scratches chin with grappling hook and cracks neck*
Aye, don't be sad. At least yer'all still got an actual right hand for alone time. Do you have any idea how complicated life is in situations that don't involve boarding enemy vessels or making summersault dropkicks off other people's chests? I have scars not dignified even amongst the grizzliest of buccaneers.

*Roly backs away slowly* The women be a bit bloodthirsty today...
I like a women with a bloodthirst. Makes things interesting.
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@Poodle: You do not actually have to do a thing. Apologies if this is not what you were wanting.
That's fine. So, you've already picked out a winner? ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*scratches chin with grappling hook and cracks neck*
Hail the winner! Oh, hey man, you probably Ashaantha a drink or ten seeing as how she saved you from a charging Rivaini.
That's fine. So, you've already picked out a winner?
Eh, not really. I wrote that after I got up this morning. Writing "Rum" as we speak. No clue how it is going to turn out.
Btw, I am OOL again, people. Dame got my last one.
*lurking*
As long as you think it's just today.*Roly backs away slowly* The women be a bit bloodthirsty today...
No killing? Where's the fun in that?

Roy always understands me...
*eyes Dame and clings to her dragon staff protectively*
I like a women with a bloodthirst. Makes things interesting.
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*Roly backs away slowly* The women be a bit bloodthirsty today...

I'd also like to point out that my character speaks with proper Liverpoolian, not this blasted Pirate kitsch.
Go scousers.
*eyes Dame and clings to her dragon staff protectively*
*twirls throwing knife between four fingers*
Thanks for having my back there, love.
*twirls throwing knife between four fingers*
Thanks for having my back there, love.
You're most welcome

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side note: See I prefer romancing advisors though it does suck that there is zero banter about those romance choices.
We think alike.
Roy always understands me...
Banter and crazy happenings in combat are what I love about it. "Leave my boy/girlfriend alone!" "Oh you did not just do that to my LI!"
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side note: See I prefer romancing advisors though it does suck that there is zero banter about those romance choices.