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[Ashaantha]

He made me ralph all over my shoes. It was awful! *sniffles*

 

*hugs Dazzle*

 

 

*thunder bolt of enlightenment* Oh I seee.  

 

you're welcome *flexes fingers covered in lightning*

[LightningPoodle]

He made me ralph all over my shoes. It was awful! *sniffles*

 

At least it was your own. I threw up all over Sera. Not cool.

[Paragonslustre]

Link to previous PirateQuisition Competition:  Mast Climbing

PirateQuisition Competition - Archery!!!

Roly:  Here we are back in Redcliffe for the Archery contest!  Nothing fancy, just hit the target in the bullseye if you can.  Oh yeah, the target is on that rocking ship 100 yards out.  You shoot from the docks.

Al:  Humph.  Child's play.



Varric:  Bullseye with the first shot of the competition!  We might as well wrap this up now.

Iron Roy:  B*tch, please.  Get out of my way.



Roly:  She split Al's arrow in twain!

Iron Roy:  B*tches love arrows split in twain  *struts off*

Rivaini:  MOVE!  I'm going to win at least ONE competion in this damned thing.  I'm the only real pirate here!

Poodle:  Hey, Rivaini!  How's about you and me in your cabin!

Rivaini:  ARGH!  Quit distracting me you furball!  *In a pique of anger, she let's her one shot fly at poodle*



Poodle:  I did it for *gasps for breath* you, Dame!  Knocked her out of the competition... *poodle collapses*

*A distraught and crying Rivaini pleads with the judges for another chance, but they're having none of it*


Madame Dame:  Men.  So easy to manipulate!

*Dame then takes her shot, utilizing a unique and never before seen style as she rests an arrow on her head and nocks it to the rubbery string she's tied between her horns*

Madame Dame:  Okay Rat, pull and release!

Leliana:  Interesting style, and surprisingly it did hit the target, but clearly not close enough to take the prize.

 

*The rest of the contestants take their shots without much drama, with the exception of Ashaantha who was disqualified for using a lightning bolt, necessitating replacement of the target*
 
Roly:  And that wraps up this years PirateQuisition competition!  Here are the points for the archery contest.

Iron Roy:  100
Al Foley:  90
Dazzle:  80
Dieb:  70
Madame Dame:  60
Badonkadonk:  50
Rel Fexive:  40
Duelist:  30
Delilah:  20
Hardon Collider:  10
Rivaini:  0

Roly:  And now a word from our sponsor.  Everyone to Skyhold for the presentation of awards!

*Conner approaches the podium*  Uh, I'm actually dead in this playthrough, so I really shouldn't be here.  Goodbye.

Link to PirateQuisition:  Awards Ceremony  (waiting for post... don't be hasty)

(guys, really, really sorry.  I know this petered out and was kinda lame by the end.  FWIW, y'all are welcome to enjoy the rest of the day playing Volyball.  I'll get to the awards ceremony in a couple/few hours hopefully.  Responsible parties -are- welcome to continue it if they want.  I had planned to do a "hide the contraband" competition and one involving a qunari dreadnought to outrun.)

 

Thanks for taking the time out to do this your DrinkQuisitorialness, it was really in the spirit of the DQ.  I'm glad I stopped by and it was good of you to include people who couldn't be there. You're alright.

[Lady Luminous]

*hugs Dazzle*

 

 

 

you're welcome *flexes fingers covered in lightning*

 

I'd say Voly owes me a new pair of shoes! Vomit does not come out of satin slippers!

 

[Ashaantha]

You tell 'im Dazzle!

 

I apparently froze Rivaini, helped Iynroy get down from being stuck in the rigging during my timed climb, and lightning bolted an archery target in the space of a few hours. I'm all sorts of terrible lol.

[Lady Luminous]

You tell 'im Dazzle!

 

I apparently froze Rivaini, helped Iynroy get down from being stuck in the rigging during my timed climb, and lightning bolted an archery target in the space of a few hours. I'm all sorts of terrible lol.

 

Or all sorts of awesome!

 Cheers, miss!

 

[Lady Luminous]

*Dazzle feels a tap on her shoulder and turns around.  Seeing nobody there, she shrugs and turns back around only to find something sitting on the table before her.  Quickly she scans the area, but cannot discern any movement.*

 

 

*turning back around she shrugs and takes a sip of her drink, her eyes widening to find a new pair of shoes in front of her*

 

Oh! Well, these are nice. They'll quite do! *happily tucks them away in her trunk*

[LightningPoodle]

*turning back around she shrugs and takes a sip of her drink, her eyes widening to find a new pair of shoes in front of her*

 

Oh! Well, these are nice. They'll quite do! *happily tucks them away in her trunk*

 

*sees you put them in your trunk*

 

Woah! Dazzle, you didn't even ask if they belonged to someone.

[Ashaantha]

*sees you put them in your trunk*

 

Woah! Dazzle, you didn't even ask if they belonged to someone.

 

Are those shiny red high-heels yours Sparkles? There something you're not telling us? haha

[LightningPoodle]

Are those shiny red high-heels yours Sparkles? There something you're not telling us? haha

 

No, not mine, but they look expensive. Would you be happy if someone stole your expensive shoes? I think not.

[Lady Luminous]

*sees you put them in your trunk*

 

Woah! Dazzle, you didn't even ask if they belonged to someone.

 

Generally shoes that belong to someone don't magically turn up at my booth, Light.

 

Besides, the red bow obviously indicates they're a gift!

[LightningPoodle]

Generally shoes that belong to someone don't magically turn up at my booth, Light.

 

Besides, the red bow obviously indicates they're a gift!

 

Eh, fair enough. I would wait a few weeks before wearing them around these parts though, just in case.

[Ashaantha]

lol, 40 points? I guess it's something!

 

*stares lustfully at Cullen until he starts feeling uncomfortable* you're all mine this playthrough Curly. All. Mine.

[lynroy]

Hmmm. But how does he get you there?

I fall asleep. Sleeping pills work.

 

Missed the PirateQuisition.

Nah, we'll do more. Love the avatar.

 

You tell 'im Dazzle!

 

I apparently froze Rivaini, helped Iynroy get down from being stuck in the rigging during my timed climb, and lightning bolted an archery target in the space of a few hours. I'm all sorts of terrible lol.

Well, it's a small step toward terrible.

[Ashaantha]

Well, it's a small step toward terrible.

 

Fun though, more fun then terrible .. you however, better stay away from rigging . I may not be there to save you from further embarrassment next time!

[lynroy]

Ladies, ladies!  I can hardly be held responsible for your own reactions to rum or archery styles!

 

*Roly walks away chuckling and remarks about "Silly wo..."*
 

*Roly falls flat on the ground with a delicate dagger protuding from his back*

 

*Off in the distance, a mysterious voice yells "VOLUS DOWN" then laughs, the sound fading...*

Nice shot.

[lynroy]

Fun though, more fun then terrible .. you however, better stay away from rigging . I may not be there to save you from further embarrassment next time!

That went according to plan. And I don't know who was embarrassed because I sure wasn't.

[LightningPoodle]

But... Rivaini shot me...

[lynroy]

Link to previous PirateQuisition Competition:  Archery!!!

PirateQuisition Competition - Awards Ceremony
 

Thank you, Volus, for the entertainment today!

[lynroy]

But... Rivaini shot me...

[Ashaantha]

Ah of course, the Great Iynroy has no shame to speak of!

[lynroy]

lol, 40 points? I guess it's something!

 

*stares lustfully at Cullen until he starts feeling uncomfortable* you're all mine this playthrough Curly. All. Mine.

Go get 'im, girl.