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#22251
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You accosted the winner and scored pretty well Donk..

 

Link to previous PirateQuisition Competition:  Archery!!!

PirateQuisition Competition - Awards Ceremony

Roly:  What a day, what a day!  I want to thank all of the participants from the bottom of my heart.  Whether you won or lost or even scored any points at all, you're all worthy pirates!  So down that grog and show off that swag, matey!  Having said that, there can be only one Queen Of The Shyhold Puddles.  I think it comes as no great surprise to anyone that, while she didn't win top honors in any single contest, Rivaini consistently scored among the highest marks in every contest.  Yes, even archery, where even though she didn't win any points, she did indeed bullseye her target.  It was just the wrong target.

Cullen:  Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great honor that I present to you your QUEEN OF THE SKYHOLD PUDDLES!  YOUR PIRATEQUISITOR!  THREE CHEERS FOR DREAD PIRATE RIVAINI!

*Rivaini preens and walks down the stage, waving to all... ONLY TO BE ACCOSTED BY BADONKADONK!*

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Badonkadonk:  I never win!  Give me that crown!  It's not fair!

Rivaini:  Get the hell away from me, you big horned b*tch!

*Sera frantically runs up pulls Donk away from Rivaini and apologizes to the crowd*

Sera:  Sorry, yeah?  She got a bad batch of elfroot from 4/20 club.  But it's all good now, innit?  She'll be okay.  Come on TripleL, let's go play hide the bits and forget all about everything else.  *Sera leads a still struggling Badonkadonk towards the tavern and her room*

*Rivaini continues her victory walk, none the worse for wear, though a glint of fire does appear in her eyes now*

Roly:  And let's continue the victory walks with our 1st and 2nd runners up, Madame Dame and Her Willness, Iron Roy!

*Sweet Dame and her Royness take their victory walks down the stage to the thunderous applause of the crowd*

Roly:  And last but certainly not least, the honorable mentions go to Dieb and Paragon!  

Roly:  Thank you, one and all, for participating in The PirateQuisition!
 

Spoiler 1:  Cumulative scores

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#22252
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Hide the bits...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Now I know what I was doing between events ;)

Voly I must say, you do Sera impersonations quite well. You should write a fanfic, you never know, perhaps you could impress Delilah with your writing skills ;)
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#22253
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you may need to use an url to upload an avatar. I've had to stick my avatar up on photobucket/ingur to be able to use it on here the last 3 times.

Tried url...cleared cookies...tried from both a mac and a pc...not an avatar kinda day:/



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Tried url...cleared cookies...tried from both a mac and a pc...not an avatar kinda day:/

 

Darn, it's beena  little finicky for a bit now. hopefully it works for you later. You did make sure the image size wasn't too large yeah? sadly that's the last idea I have to get it to work :(



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Tried url...cleared cookies...tried from both a mac and a pc...not an avatar kinda day:/


Didn't you have an avatar, though?

What happened to it?

Perhaps the BSN is having some sort of technical issue..

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FemShem: how often have you changed it?

I was thinking that there might be a limit, like the username. You can only change them 3 times in a certain amount of time.

So that's possible too.
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#22257
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Grrr.  Used my damn headshot.  Shirin is my photog's name, not mine, maybe I'll hustle her some work.  She's really good.  LOL.

Couldn't get anything to work but my headshot...I'm cursed with me.

Guess that's worth a drink...

*raiding the fridge*



#22258
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FemShem: how often have you changed it?

I was thinking that there might be a limit, like the username. You can only change them 3 times in a certain amount of time.

So that's possible too.

Yeah, I did have my dog up, but it was an upload...just wanted to put up something else...had to rip my headshot off sam french's website...lol couldn't even rip it off my own.

Oh well, actual gamer, image is closer than it appears in mirror...*biting your face*

 



#22259
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*flawlessly swaps back to her Inquisitor's avatar*

 

What do I need to do to get a cocktail around here?


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Weird.

Well.. I never change mine so I dunno why it was difficult.

If the images you wanted to use were too big, usually it automatically resizes anyway.

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I probably failed the whole thing considering I wasn't there half the time..

 

Honestly, Donk, I am not surprised you don't remember competing.  Still recovering from running with the Druffalo from one elfroot binge, then getting that bad batch of elfroot from the 4/20 club just two days later?  Even your legendary constitution has limits! ;)

 

Hey, Your Willness, I was right.  Just found her out on the Redcliffe Farms.  Loonie toons thinks she's a druffalo.  Doesn't seem to be in any danger, nor causing any damage, so I thought it best to just leave her there and let her come down on her own.

 

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*drinks to wild and crazy Aussies*



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*flawlessly swaps back to her Inquisitor's avatar*

 

What do I need to do to get a cocktail around here?

Show off.  LMFAO.  Yep, I'm way too old to game, ah well!  Definitely not too old to drink!!!



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Weird.

Well.. I never change mine so I dunno why it was difficult.

If the images you wanted to use were too big, usually it automatically resizes anyway.

 

To a point it does resize automatically. The original pic of my current avatar I had to resize dramatically to get it to work. I change mine far too often..



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Yeah, I did have my dog up, but it was an upload...just wanted to put up something else...had to rip my headshot off sam french's website...lol couldn't even rip it off my own.

Oh well, actual gamer, image is closer than it appears in mirror...*biting your face*

 

I was just dealing with that earlier with the image Paragon sent me of piratevolus.  PM me the image if you want and I'll resize it to one I know the BSN will take, upload it to my ftp site, and PM you back a functioning link.

 

*flawlessly swaps back to her Inquisitor's avatar*

 

What do I need to do to get a cocktail around here?

 

Here ya go, darlin' :)

 

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Show off.  LMFAO.  Yep, I'm way too old to game, ah well!  Definitely not too old to drink!!!

 

Never too old to game! seriously you don't want to know how long it took me to get my first avatar pic on here to work, and I'm not even 30 yet.



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Honestly, Donk, I am not surprised you don't remember competing. Still recovering from running with the Druffalo from one elfroot binge, then getting that bad batch of elfroot from the 4/20 club just two days later? Even your legendary constitution has limits! ;)


Funny how we don't remember some things, right?

At least I have an excuse: elfroot.

What's Rivaini's excuse? She still denies popping out "the yellow thing" ;)

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Here ya go, darlin' :)

 

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Aww thanks Roly, you're a sweetie.



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Oh man why must time go slow when I'm at work?

The weekend went by in a flash and I did sweet **** all other than play the Witcher and attempt to update my graphics card..

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It's been quite a few hours. has anyone found my staff yet? I miss it dearly...

*sobs over her glass of apple cider and cinnamon*

I may have accidently sold it to a dwarf merchant in Redcliffe....

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Another GoT / DAI tie-in!  Watching GoT tonight and getting a hell of a Babylon 5 vibe from it.

 

Who are you??  And who asks that of Delenn in Babylon 5?  Why, of all people, the INQUISITOR sent from the Vorlons!

 

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Another GoT / DAI tie-in! Watching GoT tonight and getting a hell of a Babylon 5 vibe from it.

Who are you?? And who asks that of Delenn in Babylon 5? Why, of all people, the INQUISITOR sent from the Vorlons!

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That is... Curious.

I'm still yet to see the latest Game of Thrones so remember... No spoilers!!

#22272
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I may have accidently sold it to a dwarf merchant in Redcliffe....

 

You.. you.. *stares at Iynroy with tear-filled puppy-eyes*



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I may have accidently sold it to a dwarf merchant in Redcliffe....

You.. you.. *stares at Iynroy with tear-filled puppy-eyes*

 

*stifles a laugh*  Was his name Dwyn by chance??



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*stifles a laugh*  Was his name Dwyn by chance??

 

This is no laughing matter! how does someone accidentally sell my staff?

 

*smashes a bottle against the far wall and stalks off to a corner to sulk*



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This is no laughing matter! how does someone accidentally sell my staff?

*smashes a bottle against the far wall and stalks off to a corner to sulk*


Does this staff have Boobies on it by any chance?