You accosted the winner and scored pretty well Donk..
Link to previous PirateQuisition Competition: Archery!!!
PirateQuisition Competition - Awards Ceremony
Roly: What a day, what a day! I want to thank all of the participants from the bottom of my heart. Whether you won or lost or even scored any points at all, you're all worthy pirates! So down that grog and show off that swag, matey! Having said that, there can be only one Queen Of The Shyhold Puddles. I think it comes as no great surprise to anyone that, while she didn't win top honors in any single contest, Rivaini consistently scored among the highest marks in every contest. Yes, even archery, where even though she didn't win any points, she did indeed bullseye her target. It was just the wrong target.
Cullen: Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great honor that I present to you your QUEEN OF THE SKYHOLD PUDDLES! YOUR PIRATEQUISITOR! THREE CHEERS FOR DREAD PIRATE RIVAINI!
*Rivaini preens and walks down the stage, waving to all... ONLY TO BE ACCOSTED BY BADONKADONK!*
Badonkadonk: I never win! Give me that crown! It's not fair!
Rivaini: Get the hell away from me, you big horned b*tch!
*Sera frantically runs up pulls Donk away from Rivaini and apologizes to the crowd*
Sera: Sorry, yeah? She got a bad batch of elfroot from 4/20 club. But it's all good now, innit? She'll be okay. Come on TripleL, let's go play hide the bits and forget all about everything else. *Sera leads a still struggling Badonkadonk towards the tavern and her room*
*Rivaini continues her victory walk, none the worse for wear, though a glint of fire does appear in her eyes now*
Roly: And let's continue the victory walks with our 1st and 2nd runners up, Madame Dame and Her Willness, Iron Roy!
*Sweet Dame and her Royness take their victory walks down the stage to the thunderous applause of the crowd*
Roly: And last but certainly not least, the honorable mentions go to Dieb and Paragon!
Roly: Thank you, one and all, for participating in The PirateQuisition!
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