I have a feeling something as flashy and fancy as this will be stolen before I can say "more apple cider please, Cabot"
Well of course not! You should know I'm smarter than that, all my gifts get bonded to their new owners.
Honestly, you should have more faith in me!
...Just don't loan it to anyone, they'll get a nasty shock if they try to pick it up.
Well of course not! You should know I'm smarter than that, all my gifts get bonded to their new owners.
Honestly, you should have more faith in me!
...Just don't loan it to anyone, they'll get a nasty shock if they try to pick it up.
... nasty shock if they try to pick it up.
*Ashaantha's eyes glint mischievously. she grabs the staff and bounces across the tavern*
... nasty shock if they try to pick it up.
*Ashaantha's eyes glint mischievously. she grabs the staff and bounces across the tavern*
*sighs and shakes head*
Enjoy your new staff, darlin'....
*sips cocktail wearily*
*jogs back to her table*
c'mon Dazzle, don't look at me like that!
*jogs back to her table*
c'mon Dazzle, don't look at me like that!
Well, just promise me you'll have some healing spells on standby if you go around offering it to people aye?
Okay, almost there. Had to stop at one of the Inquisition camps to eat. Should be just around this be--BEAR! AHHHHHHHHHHHH BEAR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*begins to run around firing wildly whilst still screaming "BEAR!"*
*Varric, Dorian, and Solas watch with amusement*
Varric: (chuckle) Should we lend a hand?
Dorian: What, and miss this spectacle?
Solas: I see the Dalish still use the 'run and scream' tactic.
*falls off chair laughing so hard she can't breathe*
That pretty much sums up my reaction to reading this. Oh Iynroy, what a treasure lol
Happy to entertain.
*walks into Herald's Rest looking like she was mauled by a bear, carrying a staff and the bear that mauled her*
Good news: I have your staff.
*hands Ashaantha her staff*
Also have a great bear hide I'm going to use for my new armor....after a drink.
*instead she collapses in a heap*
A great bear? That calls for a proper hunters drink!
*Paragon mooches into the bar slowly (splinters from sliding down the mast in PirateQuisition and a thick head from too much rum).*
Morning all. Ugh Cabot, better make it OJ and slip some painkillers in there would ya. *Glances at the dead bear oozing blood over the floor*
Bear steak on the menu again? Ooh ...... who left the pretty, shiny staff here on the bar all on it's lonesome 
*lowers voice and reaches out* That looks valua...... aaaarrrrgghhhhhhhhh!!'
*Thud*
*pokes the slightly smoking Paragonlustre on the floor*
You okay there buddy?
*pokes the slightly smoking Paragonlustre on the floor*
You okay there buddy?
Huh ..... ?
I'm ...... I'm alive?! *Catches sight of IR blowing bloody nose bubbles* Don't we have any healers in this place?
So I'm about to do Champions of the Just on nightmare but last night I barely survived Valammar - I was the only one left standing in the vault. I'm just level 11, I don't think my weapon is good enough (spiked longbow), but I need another 6 grand for a decent upgrade (BE). Those assassin dwarves are lethal! Should I be able to do it or slog on for a bit longer, can't decide.
Huh ..... ?
I'm ...... I'm alive?! *Catches sight of IR blowing bloody nose bubbles* Don't we have any healers in this place?
So I'm about to do Champions of the Just on nightmare but last night I barely survived Valammar - I was the only one left standing in the vault. I'm just level 11, I don't think my weapon is good enough (spiked longbow), but I need another 6 grand for a decent upgrade (BE). Those assassin dwarves are lethal! Should I be able to do it or slog on for a bit longer, can't decide.
Well, there IS the leech lady 'round the back.....
Good luck with the playthrough. Me, i'm going to be neck-deep in witcher 3 starting tomorrow with no time to spare to any other game 
Well, there IS the leech lady 'round the back.....
Good luck with the playthrough. Me, i'm going to be neck-deep in witcher 3 starting tomorrow with no time to spare to any other game
Leeches of course!
Yup, you and me both RM really looking forward to W3 
Well, I think I might go for it - I am spoilered and I know that you can save Barris so that's what I want to aim for.
*Pays the leech lady for her basket of leeches and upends over IR*
There ya go pal, don't say I never look out for ya! Take it easy boys!
*Squints at slurping noises 
*
Ok, can't do anything outside as it's pissing it down (that's my excuse and I'm sticking with it) ...... saddle up Solas, Blackwall and Cass - let's do this thang!
*Solas adjusts bear hide to cover the snoring Will*Huh ..... ?
I'm ...... I'm alive?! *Catches sight of IR blowing bloody nose bubbles* Don't we have any healers in this place?
You'll be fine. Over leveled.So I'm about to do Champions of the Just on nightmare but last night I barely survived Valammar - I was the only one left standing in the vault. I'm just level 11, I don't think my weapon is good enough (spiked longbow), but I need another 6 grand for a decent upgrade (BE). Those assassin dwarves are lethal! Should I be able to do it or slog on for a bit longer, can't decide.
Damn. Wasn't fast enough with my own head canon.Leeches of course!
Yup, you and me both RM really looking forward to W3
*Pays the leech lady for her basket of leeches and upends over IR*
There ya go pal, don't say I never look out for ya! Take it easy boys!
Spoiler
Where's duelist? I got a kangaroo here who would like to have a word with him about his eating habits
Is it just me or is it odd that, in this early game** wartable mission, Cullen refuses to accept the duel with the guy in Val Royeaux, and instead suggests we send an
"experienced duelist in our ranks"? But hey, maybe it's Isabela.
**I actual did start a second character now, my olde City Elf female 2H warrior
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Roly wakes up to a dead bear, a smouldering Paragon, and a rather flighty Ashaantha bouncing around with a swanky staff*
WTF is going on in here?! Volus trying to sleep, people!
Good night, Roly! Don't let the barbarians swoop down upon you. Or let the bedbugs bite. Either way. That would not be...uh...a good thing.
I am up late.
Can't... just cannot resist...
Okay, almost there. Had to stop at one of the Inquisition camps to eat. Should be just around this be--BEAR! AHHHHHHHHHHHH BEAR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*begins to run around firing wildly whilst still screaming "BEAR!"*
*Varric, Dorian, and Solas watch with amusement*
Varric: (chuckle) Should we lend a hand?
Dorian: What, and miss this spectacle?
Solas: I see the Dalish still use the 'run and scream' tactic.
Well, I always wanted coffee on my desk. And monitor. And keyboard. So thanks for that I guess!
Huh ..... ?
I'm ...... I'm alive?! *Catches sight of IR blowing bloody nose bubbles* Don't we have any healers in this place?
So I'm about to do Champions of the Just on nightmare but last night I barely survived Valammar - I was the only one left standing in the vault. I'm just level 11, I don't think my weapon is good enough (spiked longbow), but I need another 6 grand for a decent upgrade (BE). Those assassin dwarves are lethal! Should I be able to do it or slog on for a bit longer, can't decide.
You're braver than me, Lady Lustre! Dis is avoiding pretty much most everything she doesn't absolutely have to do. Nightmare hard!
Is it just me or is it odd that, in this early game** wartable mission, Cullen refuses to accept the duel with the guy in Val Royeaux, and instead suggests we send an
"experienced duelist in our ranks"? But hey, maybe it's Isabela.
**I actual did start a second character now, my olde City Elf female 2H warrior
Naw, sorry, it's not Isabela. I cannot remember her name, but that mission has been around since the beginning, I am sure.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Roly closes the book and just stares straight ahead for awhile, a small dribble of saliva escaping the corner of his mouth as he quietly whispers, "velvet."*
I, uh, I'm going back to bed for awhile because, uh, reasons.
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