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#22626
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*pulls the remains of the weeks old stinking bishop that Lady Lustre gave him out of his enviro-suit and finishes it off*  Maker, the odor...



#22627
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*pulls the remains of the weeks old stinking bishop that Lady Lustre gave him out of his enviro-suit and finishes it off*  Maker, the odor...

 

*pinches her nose* Roly, did you really have to do that.. inside?



#22628
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Have to?  Certainly not.  Want to?  Oh, oh yes.

 

*drinks to priorities*


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#22629
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Have to?  Certainly not.  Want to?  Oh, oh yes.

 

*drinks to priorities*

 

*considers a lightning bolt to teach Roly a lesson but decides against it* Might make the smell even worse..


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#22630
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FemShem is that you in your avvy?

YOU ARE SO CUTE. PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL.

Right now my avatar is me, lol.  Computer didn't like any links, nor did Bioware except any of my time uploaded jpegs...so you get me...only w/o my name.

FemShem it is, though, admittedly it wouldn't be too hard to figure out who I am, it also wouldn't be very interesting either.

Edit: Time=tiny...sigh



#22631
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I still can't change my avatar... it's vexing.  I'm terribly vexed.

Believe me when I say, I believe you.  It's kind of like when fanfictions site is down, after a while you realize it's not you.  I cleared cookies on all my search engines, I switched from a mac to a pc, eventually I gave it to an 11 year old for confirmation.  

If the 11-year-old says it's broken...for once it's not me!  Unfortunately, he is too old to get into my medication bottle.  Where is a five year old when I need one?


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#22632
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eventually I gave it to an 11 year old for confirmation.  

If the 11-year-old says it's broken...for once it's not me!

 

Ahahaha!  Boy, isn't that the truth!  So wishing I wasn't OOL :(



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*Fallback Plan activates and Dieb reappears near his regular table in that weird purple smoke and Prince-like heroic ninja kneel pose*

 

... was that cheese I smelled?

 

Or was it me? I don't shower often when on missions.


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#22634
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Who does figure out how and where to take a bath while on missions? Well other then Vivienne that is.



#22635
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Oh, I'd love to have a germ freak Barbara Streisand Inquisitor...after my Robert Smith from The Cure play thru, though


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#22636
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That would make an interesting tale, lol. I picture Kyrrah wandering back into Skyhold tired, sore, covered in dirt with bruises making pretty patterns after missions. Probably some dried blood there too. She is a soldier, even as a mage, she fights on the frontlines. Not much luxury haha



#22637
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Well, we come across streams. Let's seee...

 

Eavan would relish the dirt and blood to show the guys she's just as tough.

 

Acantha and Aubrey would whine about how cold the water is, but would never skip a bath.

 

Abaeni would just jump in with abandon.

 

Aithne would consider it par for the course as a Dalish.

 

And the cold never bothered Inkeri anyways. :P

 

(Ha, ice Disney joke, I'm brilliant)


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#22638
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Streams, ponds, rivers, all in freezing cold zones.

 

Ok, seriously why is every single zone we travel to mentioned as being freezing. Including the deserts. You hear this the most if you drag Dorian around seeing as he hates the cold, I drag him around everywhere almost solely for that fact and the whining. It's like the entire southern Thedas is in some eternal freezing winter the entire game.


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#22639
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Streams, ponds, rivers, all in freezing cold zones.

 

Ok, seriously why is every single zone we travel to mentioned as being freezing. Including the deserts. You hear this the most if you drag Dorian around seeing as he hates the cold, I drag him around everywhere almost solely for that fact and the whining. It's like the entire southern Thedas is in some eternal freezing winter the entire game.

 

I think Dorian interprets every area that's not indoors as "cold" :P

 

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#22640
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Well he's not the only one to say each zone is cold. Just the one to say it most often lol


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Oh, I'd love to have a germ freak Barbara Streisand Inquisitor...after my Robert Smith from The Cure play thru, though

 

Babs!

 

 

Not me!  It's those big bad bears...

 

*drinks to Iron Will's bravery*



#22642
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People who mess with big great bears need a bravery medal.. and a permanent hospital bed.


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#22643
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Hmm... GOG Galaxy is saying Witcher 3 is ready to play.  I didn't think it was supposed to be enabled until tomorrow.  *hovers mouse over "play" button*  Should I?

 

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*drinks something from Rivia, spits it out, and grabs a good ol' mug of Chasind Sack Mead*


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#22644
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Origin says it's launched. go play.



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Well the guys who hate Cassie for being "mannish" will probably love the game.

 

Spoiler

 

mouse control was a bit buggy.  Shutting down and waiting a few days, see if they get out a quick hotfix patch.

 

*drinks, uh... checks rules... three shots of bourbon*



#22646
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Well the guys who hate Cassie for being "mannish" will probably love the game.

 

Spoiler

 

mouse control was a bit buggy.  Shutting down and waiting a few days, see if they get out a quick hotfix patch.

 

*drinks, uh... checks rules... three shots of bourbon*

 

Didn't someone say somewhere that the first 15 minutes was like.. naked stuff lol.

 

But on buggy, yep always wait around a week. usually most companies through out a hot fix pretty fast.



#22647
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*walks in to bar with dried blood still on face*
Woooo a bear mauled induced coma was great.
 

 Oh hey, do any of you fine people ever experience this on mobile?  <<< note the underline!  the word "this" is a link.  No dammit, not that one, the first one!

Easy fix. Instead of going from 'Full version' to 'mobile version', use the 'change theme' menu set the theme to 'BioWare (Dark)' and then 'BioWare Mobile'
 

What Alcohol Are You? (quiz)

 

http://survley.com/w...ol-are-you.html

 

Does your personality match the kind of alcohol you like to drink the most?

Didn't take it after the first question had no options that were for me or even best for me.

 

*Points at own avatar*

I got none of these scars out in the field.  The one under my bottom lip is where Cabot punched me and knocked out a tooth and the one on my cheek is courtesy of IR's trip wire and strategically placed caltrops.  I'm beginning to wonder if this is ...... coincidence  :ph34r:

Trip wires. Good times. *drink*

 

People who mess with big great bears need a bravery medal.. and a permanent hospital bed.

So where's mine?



#22648
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*walks in to bar with dried blood still on face*
Woooo a bear mauled induced coma was great.
-snippy-

 

So where's mine?

 

... Alright, alright.

 

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#22649
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I've only downloaded 26 books for my trip and I worry with all my layovers and transfers they won't be enough to keep my occupied. :(

 

Damn GoodReads, why don't you give me better recommendations? Off to kobo books!



#22650
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*walks in to bar with dried blood still on face*
Woooo a bear mauled induced coma was great.
 

 

*dabs at face with a warm washcloth* Poor Roy, you look so sore. *fusses worriedly*