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#22951
Ashaantha

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ooh cookies. Yes, I left the mangy dog, I mean Blackwall, to rot in a jail cell on my Templar's playthrough. I guess that may make me a monster rofl


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#22952
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Cory can keep the cookie, I'm not a fan.

 

...*tchs* such shortsightedness, unexpected from you, Roy!

 

...what about some extra bonuses from a certain orb-cookies fan? 

 

 

*this time leaves for good :P *


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Yeah, I bet Roy wouldn't say no to fade cookies.  She's just a cookie snob!



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ooh cookies. Yes, I left the mangy dog, I mean Blackwall, to rot in a jail cell on my Templar's playthrough. I guess that may make me a monster rofl

Remember I punched Solas and Dorian; made Cassandra get drunk and told her the Inquisition didn't need her; got blackwall to walk out; had Cole yell at my Inquisitor and then made her forget him. ;) I know monster. :P
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...*tchs* such shortsightedness, unexpected from you, Roy!

...what about some extra bonuses from a certain orb-cookies fan?


*this time leaves for good :P *

I can't help it if I prefer cakes and brownies.

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Remember I punched Solas and Dorian; made Cassandra get drunk and told her the Inquisition didn't need her; got blackwall to walk out; had Cole yell at my Inquisitor and then made her forget him. ;) I know monster. :P

 

Now if you had also exiled the wardens, conscripted mages/templars, allowed Celene to be assassinated when you could have stopped it, made enemies of the Sentinels, drank from the Well and exectued pretty much all your prisoners that you could. Then I would say that You are the epitome of a horrible Inquisitor.



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Yeah, I bet Roy wouldn't say no to fade cookies. She's just a cookie snob!

As long as the fade cookies are not chocolate chip (the worst btw). I'm very picky about my cookies.

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Remember I punched Solas and Dorian; made Cassandra get drunk and told her the Inquisition didn't need her; got blackwall to walk out; had Cole yell at my Inquisitor and then made her forget him. ;) I know monster. :P

 

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Yes, it's sad I have a checklist for my Villian Inquisitor playthrough.


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#22960
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So yes, Witcher 3 so far has been awesome. And the bling-bling pirate booty edition is especially awesome. It came in a box that was bigger than the ps4 box!

 

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Good morning :P


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#22961
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Yes, it's sad I have a checklist for my Villian Inquisitor playthrough.

 

 

The inquisitor can be a villain? :huh:    The best i could ever do with the choices and dialogue presented was slightly impolite inquisitor. Nothing like DA:O or DA2.



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Villian Inquisitor checklist:

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That was off the top of my head, I need to find the rest of it. It's more ruthless then actual Villian but hey. Closest you can get!



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The inquisitor can be a villain? :huh:    The best i could ever do with the choices and dialogue presented was slightly impolite inquisitor. Nothing like DA:O or DA2.

 

Yeah you can't be cruel in dialogue options much, but overall you can come across a bit tyrannical. See my unfinished checklist! I have a almost complete one I wrote down somewhere though..



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Villian Inquisitor checklist:

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That was off the top of my head, I need to find the rest of it. It's more ruthless then actual Villian but hey. Closest you can get!

 

Yeah. I was very disappointed that you get to really choose between flavors of goody-goody bland this time around. I had plans for a female qunari BaneQuisitor who sadly could never come to be :(

 

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"I am necessary evil."



#22965
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That hardly makes me a monster. I was named a hero for putting down that dog.
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#22966
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Yeah. I was very disappointed that you get two really choose between flavors of goody-goody bland this time around. I had plans for a female qunari BaneQuisitor who sadly could never come to be :(

"I am necessary evil."

 

My completed villian checklist is a rather large one and includes a lot of war table op choices/endings. It is possible to come across as mean, ruthless or a tad tyrannical but the game is against making that easy, Usually it's something you build up to and kind of just know that in the end you're not the nicest guy/gal in Thedas lol.

 

I'm pretty sure there's a reason for it, all that "Herald of Andraste" stuff you know. I just wish, that just once my Inquisitor could say "the next person to call me Herald gets a fireball to the face" . Replace fireball with arrow, dagger or sword for the other classes :P


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I want to punch Origin...

 

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#22968
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I want to punch Origin...

 

I had that problem after a hacker got access to my account. Fixed it all but yeah, that's so frustrating.



#22969
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I want to punch Origin...

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If only. Guess we'll have to drink instead.

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I was kinda hoping to play an Inquisitor akin to The Operative from Serenity but alas, it was not to be.

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My completed villian checklist is a rather large one and includes a lot of war table op choices/endings. It is possible to come across as mean, ruthless or a tad tyrannical but the game is against making that easy, Usually it's something you build up to and kind of just know that in the end you're not the nicest guy/gal in Thedas lol.

 

I'm pretty sure there's a reason for it, all that "Herald of Andraste" stuff you know. I just wish, that just once my Inquisitor could say "the next person to call me Herald gets a fireball to the face" . Replace fireball with arrow, dagger or sword for the other classes :P

 

"Anyone caught calling the inquisitor "Herald of Andraste" "Andrastes chosen" or anything remotely resembling those in theme will  impaled alive on a stake by order of the inquisitor."

 

I have honestly never wanted to punch so many npcs and companions as i did in this game. You can believe what you want, but if i tell you to cram that religious title you are trying to fit me with where the sun don't shine and you continue to use it anyway i'm going to take it as a "f*ck you" and deal with you accordingly  :angry:


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#22972
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Understood, your worship!

 

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*drinks and heads off to bed*  Night all :D



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"Anyone caught calling the inquisitor "Herald of Andraste" "Andrastes chosen" or anything remotely resembling those in theme will  impaled alive on a stake by order of the inquisitor."

 

I have honestly never wanted to punch so many npcs and companions as i did in this game. You can believe what you want, but if i tell you that religious title you are trying to fit me with where the sun don't shine and you continue to use it anyway i'm going to take it as a "f*ck you" and deal with you accordingly  :angry:

 

This. So much this!

 

Don't get me wrong I really enjoy the game, it's actually one of my favourite video games and I adore my Inquisitor to peices.

But being called Herald, Herald of Andastre, Chosen (of Maker or Andastre) and Your Worship constantly makes me want to punch npc's and companions. Even Varric once when he said I'm more the symbol to him then a person *scrunches face up*. I swear one person calls you the Maker's Herald too. I'm like screw you all, my Inquisitor doesn't even believe in the Maker!

 

I do however like Flemeth's approach.. lessee what was it.. "A herald indeed.. of Change" or something like that. I don't mind being a Herald of Change.


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#22974
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Understood, your worship!

 

*snip*

 

*drinks and heads off to bed*  Night all :D

 

 

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gnight :P



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"Anyone caught calling the inquisitor "Herald of Andraste" "Andrastes chosen" or anything remotely resembling those in theme will impaled alive on a stake by order of the inquisitor."

I have honestly never wanted to punch so many npcs and companions as i did in this game. You can believe what you want, but if i tell you to cram that religious title you are trying to fit me with where the sun don't shine and you continue to use it anyway i'm going to take it as a "f*ck you" and deal with you accordingly :angry:


I wanted to use said title to demand tithings.

"Andraste has spoken and she demands gold!"
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