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#2301
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"Keep 'em coming" implies already having gotten a drink from the bartender. You hadn't been given one yet.

I gave one to Chardonney when they asked to join us. So yes, Chardonney already had a drink by the time "Keep em coming" was posted.

This night is giving me a headache. Need mead.
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#2302
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Drinkquisition! = 28 days and 92 pages.

What is this I'm hearing about people giving a modder crap for making a Cassandra female romance mod? = 7 days and 47 pages.

 

If that stupid thread passes the Drinkquisition, the drinks are on me.

Ah, don't worry... it'll be closed long before that *polishes crystal orb*

Even though... I might prefer the drinks :D


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#2303
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.... Ugh .....

 

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No greasepaint - check

No stinging tats - check

 

(catches up on thread)

 

The Dame's from Russia?  I thought she was from Par Vollen, go figure.  Is there a draught in here?  I know it's Skyhold but still.  Scratches head in bewilderment.

What the!?

Falls off stool and scrambles madly to check reflection in shiny tavern plaque.

 

SWEET MAKER - I'VE BEEN SOLAS'D

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

 


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#2304
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We got you good! *drink*
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#2305
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I've got a date with a mage later on, I'm putting his kids through mage school.  Ooh, I've just found the sexuality thread.  One word - chugfest!


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#2306
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Happy drinking, my friend. :)
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#2307
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Great! *hops on a stool*  Bartender, keep 'em coming...  Ooh, and yes, definitely an umbrella. No, make it two. :)

 

 

Raises (and chugs) a SLAUGHTERHOUSE  to Iron Roy!!!!!!!!!!!

 

New people, here have some cookies (pssst .... don't tell the Drinkquisitor, I don't think he approves although he scarfs them back like there's no tomorrow)



#2308
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;)

 

 

Happy drinking, my friend. :)

 

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#2309
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I gave one to Chardonney when they asked to join us. So yes, Chardonney already had a drink by the time "Keep em coming" was posted.

This night is giving me a headache. Need mead.

 

You did, but you weren't the bartender. Though sometimes, it's hard to tell if you're not Cabot in disguise.

 

And you always need mead.



#2310
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Where's mine, biatch?

 

So.... it's over. Thank ****....... it's over!!! That was a trying week.

 

 

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Maker's breath but that's disturbing ....

 

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Maker's breath but that's disturbing ....

 

-snips-

Mah, you brought it to the next page. Shame on you, I was so glad it was finally gone!


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#2312
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New people, here have some cookies (pssst .... don't tell the Drinkquisitor, I don't think he approves although he scarfs them back like there's no tomorrow)

 

Well actually, MonkeyLungs predates you in the Drinkquisition. So new "person", since ML has been around longer than you. Seen here...

 

I am very fuzzy on the rules of this game but I like to come in here and read stuff and drink and pretend I am drinking with you guys because it is more fun than drinking alone.

 

However I did re-read the first page and I must say that even though I love Dragon Age and Bioware I really DO want better hair.

 

So I am drinking 3 12 ounce brews in row as fast as I can ... 1 for my first post in thread, 2 for not understanding the rules, 3 for asking for better hair.

 

I love this thread and today I have been on my knees all day with a 20 pound angle grinder adding finishing touches to my refinishing job I am currently in the midst of. Physical labor always makes me drink like an animal.

 

Has anyone scanned any planets lately? ...

Strolls into Herald's Rest

 

 

Saunters to bar, trips over bhsup's prone form.  Leans over to check for life.  Warm drool .... alive. Good. Hisses in ear:

"7th place?  I was robbed"

Orders a bloody mary (because it's a drink and food.  Celery counts as food, right?)  Turns to face suspicious glances.

"S'up?"

 

 

:D

 

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#2313
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Mah, you brought it to the next page. Shame on you, I was so glad it was finally gone!

 

Sometimes I get the urge to complain about a long time thread still going, by making a post on that same thread. Good way to make sure it stays on the top, LOL.


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#2314
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Orian, I think I got your plan. Post much until the chickenmutant vanishes.

I'm with you!

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Orian, I think I got your plan. Post much until the chickenmutant vanishes.

I'm with you!

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No, that's not it at all (though that IS a bonus). I was just agreeing with ya, about that. That picture makes my skin crawl, and my stomach churn/turn.

 

We're still not crashing the language barrier, here. Lotta misunderstandings.

 

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#2316
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.... Ugh .....

 

tumblr_inline_n41pczhwFj1qet6w3.gif

 

No greasepaint - check

No stinging tats - check

 

(catches up on thread)

 

The Dame's from Russia?  I thought she was from Par Vollen, go figure.  Is there a draught in here?  I know it's Skyhold but still.  Scratches head in bewilderment.

What the!?

Falls off stool and scrambles madly to check reflection in shiny tavern plaque.

 

SWEET MAKER - I'VE BEEN SOLAS'D

 

Spoiler

 

*sees Paragon*

 

Andraste's t***!

 

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That wasn't me!

Blame shaved head on devs, then drink for awful hairstyle options.

 

*looks again*

:mellow:

<_<

:P

Spoiler

 

ETA: strange, but I'm still OOL :?


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#2317
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No, that's not it at all (though that IS a bonus). I was just agreeing with ya, about that. That picture makes my skin crawl, and my stomach churn/turn.

 

We're still not crashing the language barrier, here. Lotta misunderstandings.

 

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I don't intend to crash barriers. Sounds scary ;)

 

*drinks to awful hair too*

*drinks to unchangeable sexuality preferences*drinks to kaidan*

*just drinks to make the chicken disappear*

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#2318
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There is a significant lack of Honourable Bigot and bhsup on this page.

 

My immersion feels like it's starting to slip...

 

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#2319
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*sees Paragon*

 

Andraste's t***!

 

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That wasn't me!

Blame shaved head on devs, then drink for awful hairstyle options.

 

*looks again*

:mellow:

<_<

:P

Spoiler

 

ETA: strange, but I'm still OOL :?

 

No, no. Don't blame the shaved heads on all the devs...

 

Just this guy.

Spoiler



#2320
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Well actually, MonkeyLungs predates you in the Drinkquisition. So new "person", since ML has been around longer than you. Seen here...

Well actually, ML is a new person to Paragon. Doesn't matter that MLs posted in the thread first, Paragon hasn't seen him before, therefore new person.
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#2321
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Well actually, ML is a new person to Paragon. Doesn't matter that MLs posted in the thread first, Paragon hasn't seen him before, therefore new person.

 

That is true.

 

What I said remains valid, though. :P



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No, no. Don't blame the shaved heads on all the devs...

 

Just this guy.

Spoiler

 

I can't even!..

That will multiply the threat for our overused livers!

Better drink!  ;)


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#2323
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That is true.

 

What I said remains valid, though. :P

Only from certain perspectives like mine or yours.



#2324
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OMG FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
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DRINK!



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Maker's breath but that's disturbing ....

 

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I beg to differ. It's a vast improvement on the real thing...

 

Only one problem, though; she bits up; but not face down.

 

I can't be fucked doing the multiquote thing but anyway, that Cass mod thread.. is like watching a bunch of people flog a dead horse.

 

I've learnt to stay well away from threads that are serious political discussions under the guise of Dragon Age...

 

And aww Oreo, you miss me and Volus? Didn't know you cared. The dark void where my heart is supposed to be is touched. <3