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[Paragonslustre]

Folks, I am the poster formerly known as Roly Voly. 

EDIT:  Andraste's knockers... I'm a bloody BSN virgin again

 

Snippadeedoodah

 

*Paragon mooches moodily into the bar, dripping slime from hacking Drowners Bogfishers.  Searches bar for Rolybro and sighs dispiritedly.  She clocks a new, hawt guy drinking quietly in a corner.  Ooh .... mood visibly brightens.  Ambles nonchalantly over and sits next to the stranger.*

 

Cabot, a mead please.  It's been a loooooooong night.  *Swigs, turns to stranger*

 

 

 

*Their eyes lock.*

 

Wha .....?  *Paragon stares for a minute, then frowns eyes narrowing, squinting until suddenly they snap wide open as realisation hits her like a sledgehammer to the face*

 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

 

 

Andraste's Bunions Roly .....  is .... is it you?!  Sweet Maker, I nearly violated the fembro code (crosses self hastily) unclean ..... unclean!! *Paragon looks around frantically and grabs a bucket from a startled passing maid and upends it over herself (luckily it's the scullery maid and not the privy maid)*

 

So Ro ..... *eyes Cabot who is gesturing and mouthing exaggeratedly* ...  Oh, uh it's Beren now, huh?  Hmm, I greatly approve.  Well 'Beren', I have something for you ....

 

 

THAT'S FOR MAKING ME WORRY!!!!  I RESPECT YOUR REASONS BUT I THOUGHT YOU HAD KEELED OVER AND GOT EATEN BY YOUR PETS.  CABOT, WHEN BEREN COMES TO, MAKE SURE HIS DRINKS ARE ON ME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.  GOOD DAY SER!!!!

 

*Paragon stomps out in anger and relief, and then pops head back in*

 

Welcome back buddy 

 

 

 

You okay?

 

Yes thank you, Sparkles 

 

Spoiler

 

[LightningPoodle]

The clip is for? Are you slashing at me or something, or are you just showing off how awesome Geralt is?

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

*watches Paragon's freak out episode*

[LightningPoodle]

I don't know how my post in that new hair thread was "abusive behaviour" but I just got given another warning point for it.

[Ashaantha]

I don't know how my post in that new hair thread was "abusive behaviour" but I just got given another warning point for it.

 

I think it would have been the words you used. You do also come across very bluntly sometimes lol. oh well, it happens I suppose.

[LightningPoodle]

I think it would have been the words you used.

 

I dunno. Oh well, I'm now sitting on 7. Isn't 7 lucky?

[Ashaantha]

I dunno. Oh well, I'm now sitting on 7. Isn't 7 lucky?

 

Depends on the culture. I think some cultures say it's lucky, others say unlucky.

[LightningPoodle]

Depends on the culture. I think some cultures say it's lucky, others say unlucky.

 

Well, fingers crossed, it all turns out well.

[Ashaantha]

Ah you'll be fine, just be polite in posts for a while lol. don't want an 8th point within a week of number 7.

[Dieb]

*narrator voice*

 

He was just asking a question. He was slightly annoyed and mildly confused. He didn't mean no harm. And yet it turned into a firestorm of darkness and grief, that nearly pulled the entire BSN and maybe even some adjecent communities into the endless abyss.

 

He returned. Asking yet another innocent question, uttering his mortal doubts without thinking about the consequences, he himself is doomed to bring destruction upon us once again. The reign of the "What is this I'm hearing..." Cass-mod thread is scheduled to return.

 

And this time... no one shall leave un-scarred.

 

http://forum.bioware...era/?p=19166365

 

I dunno. Oh well, I'm now sitting on 7. Isn't 7 lucky?

 

I have two. Do they ever go away? I hate having them.

[LightningPoodle]

I have two. Do they ever go away? I hate having them.

 

I don't believe they do.

 

Edit:

 

Woops. I knew I wrote something wrong!

Modifié par LightningPoodle, 22 mai 2015 - 12:24 .

[Dieb]

Lyn, what the hell? Get your exhilarating presence of an arse in there:

 

http://forum.bioware...ve-work-or-not/

 

What the heck is wrong with you, are you dead or something?

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I don't know how my post in that new hair thread was "abusive behaviour" but I just got given another warning point for it.

Some people don't like jokes. *tries to drink while laughing*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Lyn, what the hell? Get your exhilarating presence of an arse in there:

http://forum.bioware...ve-work-or-not/

What the heck is wrong with you, are you dead or something?

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS THREAD SOONER!??

[Dieb]

Lynardo diCaprio! I will never let go!

 

 

Oops.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Lynardo diCaprio! I will never let go!

 

 

Oops.

Well...sh*t.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Alright, Dieb. Post some plaideweave pictures. Time for a drink because Friday.

[Dieb]

I, uh... I'm not sure how to tell you this, but...

 

Sera is the only steady member of my group that wears a single piece of Plaidweave (though at least I believe it is rightfully capitalized).

 

...

 

..b..BUT THAT'S BECAUSE IT WOULD RUIN MY PLAIDWEAVE COLLECTION IN MY PLAIDWEAVE CELLAR TO CARRY IT AROUND!

 

 

 Time for a drink because Friday.
 

 

Yeah. Just you and me. What a sorry sitcom that makes.

 

[LightningPoodle]

Haha! I just finished killing a contract monster, which is essentially a boss, with one hit by knocking her down with a spell and plunging my sword into her.

[Bunny]

Good morning

 

Happy Friday!

 

 

Plaideweave all the things

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

YOU HAVE A PLAIDEWEAVE CELLAR!?

It would be a sad sitcom with just the two of us. I'm quite boring without a group of people.

 

Good morning

 

Happy Friday!

 

 

Plaideweave all the things

I'M THROWING MY CREDIT CARD AT THE SCREEN

[Dieb]

Okay guys, I is excite.

 

Here's the thing: For a while now, I wanted to close my educational gamer gap when it comes to Bard's Tale - an RPG series I never gave the time of the day for some reason. Now with the 4th having been confirmed for some Kickstarter campaign, I looked into the series a little. I was disappointed that it turned out to be one of those pre-3D sprite first person dungeon crawlers with relentless difficulty, until I found out that Brian Fargo also made a slightly modern, PS2-era spinoff/reboot thingy.

 

It's also called Bard's Tale, but it's more of a fully narrated, dialogue-heavy action adventure (1st point in favour: Dialogue options are "Nice / Snarky") that takes a humorous swing at multiple fantasy franchise AND THE BARD IS VOICED BY MISTER ROBIN HOOD MEN IN TIGHTS HIMSELF, Cary Elwes !!

 

 

I've seen this cover a lot, but I never looked into it. I just bought it now, though. Happy Dieb likes humorous games.

 

 

YOU HAVE A PLAIDEWEAVE CELLAR!?

It would be a sad sitcom with just the two of us. I'm quite boring without a group of people.

 

Nahhh, you just have grumpylyn and riotlyn days. At least that's what folklore & historians calls them at this point.

 

Good morning

 

Happy Friday!

 

Plaideweave all the things

 

Good morning to you!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Bard's Tale? I'll have to look into that!
 

Nahhh, you just have grumpylyn and riotlyn days. At least that's what folklore & historians calls them at this point.

Both of those lyns get real old real fast.

[LightningPoodle]

Bollocks. You can only hold 8 save files in The Witcher 3. Then it's all overwrites. I flipping hate overwriting my saves.

[Dieb]

Bollocks. You can only hold 8 save files in The Witcher 3. Then it's all overwrites. I flipping hate overwriting my saves.

 

How very The Witcher 3 of them to pull such a The Witcher 3 on your The Witcher 3! But I wish you The Witcher 3est of The Witcher 3 for your The Witcher 3.

 

I like the internet right now. It is in no way suggesting I'm missing out on anything. I may give it another go tonight.