Such fine weather, don't you think?
Warm and cozy.
Nice.
Let's drink Piñacolada's.
Oh god... must resist... must resist....
*Has Matriarch Benezia moment*
You must.. you must... YOU MUST DIE!

Guest_Donkson_*
Such fine weather, don't you think?
Warm and cozy.
Nice.
Let's drink Piñacolada's.
Oh god... must resist... must resist....
*Has Matriarch Benezia moment*
You must.. you must... YOU MUST DIE!

Oookay... didn't recognize. Browser is half-window, other half is mostly black. Maybe that's what make it work
You aren't American or Canadadian, use British English!

Guest_Donkson_*
DAMMIT I AM OOL! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I don't want to miss this chance!
Spoiler
Dude I know you're right into the elven glory and all but...
That was one of the highlights of the game. ![]()
Dude I know you're right into the elven glory and all but...
That was one of the highlights of the game.
Wait... did you spell 'but' correctly, or did you forget the 2nd 't'? ![]()
I'm not sure how this works.
Oh god... must resist... must resist....
*Has Matriarch Benezia moment*
You must.. you must... YOU MUST DIE!
*censored*

Evil woman.
Evil. Evil. Evil woman!
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Volus rolls in*
Flemeth's frozen tata's, y'all been busy! Paragon, gotta say, that's kind of a hot look you got going there! Reminds me of that Vger probe in the first Star Trek movie. Sometimes I wish I didn't sleep during the night because, quite frankly, I would love to see this stuff go down love, but oh well. I can console myself with ALCOHOL!
Okay, I WAS happy. I had a moment, at least.
Pft, Orian, I just use WRONG english, it doesn't matter to me if it's american, canadian or british wrong english.
And everyone who went for elven glory wanted that moment in the next playthrough. Well... I did.
Iron Roy rocks ![]()
HB, I died laughing the first time I saw it on YT. I haven't played an ass-quisitor and made Solas disapprove enough to punch, but I'm working on one. Sorry Brolas, but it's funny as hell.*drink*
Wait... did you spell 'but' correctly, or did you forget the 2nd 't'?
I'm not sure how this works.
Neither are we. Have a drink.
Evil woman.
Evil. Evil. Evil woman!
OOOOOOOOOLLLLL
EDIT:
Okay, I WAS happy. I had a moment, at least.
Pft, Orian, I just use WRONG english, it doesn't matter to me if it's american, canadian or british wrong english.
And everyone who went for elven glory wanted that moment in the next playthrough. Well... I did.
Iron Roy rocks

*drink*
Guest_Donkson_*
Wait... did you spell 'but' correctly, or did you forget the 2nd 't'?
I'm not sure how this works.
I always spell but/t correctly, mate.
It's "wot" that you gotta worry about.
*Volus rolls in*
Flemeth's frozen tata's, y'all been busy! Paragon, gotta say, that's kind of a hot look you got going there! Reminds me of that Vger probe in the first Star Trek movie. Sometimes I wish I didn't sleep during the night because, quite frankly, I would love to see this stuff go down love, but oh well. I can console myself with ALCOHOL!
Buddy!!!!
How've you been?
*gives bear hug*
Well, I'm going to bed. Try to get an extra 9 to 33 minutes sleep tonight.

Guest_Roly Voly_*
Well, to be honest, feeling pretty horrible, Badonkadonk. Roberte Shepard had a moment of weakness and... well, let's just say he mowed some grass over at the Fourth Estate and now can barely look sweet Ashley in the eye.
Guest_Donkson_*
Okay, I WAS happy. I had a moment, at least.
Pft, Orian, I just use WRONG english, it doesn't matter to me if it's american, canadian or british wrong english.
And everyone who went for elven glory wanted that moment in the next playthrough. Well... I did.
Iron Roy rocks
Are you unhappy because of the chicken? ![]()
HB, I died laughing the first time I saw it on YT. I haven't played an ass-quisitor and made Solas disapprove enough to punch, but I'm working on one. Sorry Brolas, but it's funny as hell.*drink*
Neither are we. Have a drink.
OOOOOOOOOLLLLL
Thing is.. it's impossible for me to get along with him.
So even if I wanted "elven glory" I couldn't.
I naturally rack up the disapproval points, leading to that biff. And I don't even mean to ****** him off!!
I guess I'm not elfy enough.
Okay, I WAS happy. I had a moment, at least.
Pft, Orian, I just use WRONG english, it doesn't matter to me if it's american, canadian or british wrong english.
And everyone who went for elven glory wanted that moment in the next playthrough. Well... I did.
Iron Roy rocks
After completing miss Lavellan PT.
to Solas: 
Aaand I'm OOLed, that was quick. ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
Well, I'm going to bed. Try to get an extra 9 to 33 minutes sleep tonight.
Spoiler
Pfft. Weak!!!
Later.
Well, to be honest, feeling pretty horrible, Badonkadonk. Roberte Shepard had a moment of weakness and... well, let's just say he mowed some grass over at the Fourth Estate and now can barely look sweet Ashley in the eye.
Wot.
Did you do Allers?
Or am I getting this wrong?
Speaking of which.. I've deleted that blasted playthrough where I "romanced" Allers.. too many fuckups. Particularly one involving drunken strap on sex with a Prothean.
So I've created a new femshep who is in a long term, serious relationship with Liara.. and is a lot nicer.. and won't cop the karma effect and get ploughed by prothean...
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Bingo. I think I need to kick her off the ship now... And wtf is that chicken thing y'all keep reposting?!
Oh, Oreo, I don't speak English. I speak 'Murikan!
Well, to be honest, feeling pretty horrible, Badonkadonk. Roberte Shepard had a moment of weakness and... well, let's just say he mowed some grass over at the Fourth Estate and now can barely look sweet Ashley in the eye.
She'll kill him ![]()
Are you unhappy because of the chicken?
I just use my mind power to ignore the chicken.

Volus, it is not us, it is just that evil ******, HB! She tries to torment us.
Guest_Donkson_*
Bingo. I think I need to kick her off the ship now... And wtf is that chicken thing y'all keep reposting?!
Oh, Oreo, I don't speak English. I speak 'Murikan!
It's Miley Cyrus...
Bits up, face not down.
And why!?!?!?
Why'd you do it man?
You only go there if there's no other piece of arse around...
Guest_Donkson_*
She'll kill him
I just use my mind power to ignore the chicken.
Volus, it is not us, it is just that evil ******, HB! She tries to torment us.
![]()
I know if I keep posting it, there's less chance of you letting me tie you up, duct tape and have my way with you...
Yet, yet... I'm clearly obsessed with the chicken.
I suppose there's always Anita. ![]()
I know if I keep posting it, there's less chance of you letting me tie you up, duct tape and have my way with you...
Yet, yet... I'm clearly obsessed with the chicken.
I suppose there's always Anita.
Don't worry, I'm used to female neglect. Even with no chicken involved. ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Well... I hadn't talked to Ash yet on the Citadel. Rannoch was over, I'd just killed a freaking reaper and frankly was feeling pretty Godlike and there was this long cool woman in a white dress flashing me all the signals and it'd been over TWO FRIGGIN' YEARS SINCE ASH and... pop goes the weasal, man.
Are you unhappy because of the chicken?
Thing is.. it's impossible for me to get along with him.
So even if I wanted "elven glory" I couldn't.
I naturally rack up the disapproval points, leading to that biff. And I don't even mean to ****** him off!!
I guess I'm not elfy enough.
Funny because I think he's one of the easiest to get approval from. Ask him a question and he approves. I was very surprised on my first playthrough when he was the first companion to give me their companion quest. I thought it would be hard to get approval from the fade nerd, but he was giving it out like candy! Solas and my elf dude were tight like underwear.
After completing miss Lavellan PT.
to Solas:
Aaand I'm OOLed, that was quick.
Well, I had one respawn and I gave it to you. Back to being OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL My Lady Lavellan was a little too understanding. She'd still slap him though.
Cabot, MORE MEAD.
Guest_Donkson_*
Don't worry, I'm used to female neglect. Even with no chicken involved.
I just realised how insulting this really is... I'm choosing a chicken over some hot wimminz sex. ![]()
Well... I hadn't talked to Ash yet on the Citadel. Rannoch was over, I'd just killed a freaking reaper and frankly was feeling pretty Godlike and there was this long cool woman in a white dress flashing me all the signals and it'd been over TWO FRIGGIN' YEARS SINCE ASH and... pop goes the weasal, man.
Dude... really?
Her signals weren't remotely "hot" or "appealing". All I saw was... cheap and nasty lay. And keep in mind, Traynor didn't seduce me the biatch, and I turned Liara down.. so that's all there was. ![]()
You... you had Ash. While she was in hospital, and dealing with some really personal family issues... you went and blew one up Allers!! How dare you!
You'd better go buy her some poetry or something...
I'm not Cabot, WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!
Because WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guest_Donkson_*
Funny because I think he's one of the easiest to get approval from. Ask him a question and he approves. I was very surprised on my first playthrough when he was the first companion to give me their companion quest. I thought it would be hard to get approval from the fade nerd, but he was giving it out like candy! Solas and my elf dude were tight like underwear.
Well, I had one respawn and I gave it to you. Back to being OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL My Lady Lavellan was a little too understanding. She'd still slap him though.
Cabot, MORE MEAD.
Interesting.
Out of curiosity... how'd you go with Sera, when it came to approval? ![]()
Cause for me that was easy as pie... but Solas? Not so much. ![]()