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#24451
Ashaantha

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And that is the only real selling point, you can play it three or four...or some people have finished the game like 20 times by now...so they claim.  

 

I must have killed Cory at least 16 times by now. But for proper playthroughs rather then rushes and reloading to kill with same character a few times? Closer to 7 times through. For complete playthrough? I only have 3 of those, one is up to killing Cory.



#24452
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Spoiler

 

Though maybe in the Chantry's case they can have their cake and eat it too.  



#24453
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Haha! Apparently, I myself have cut down 2 entire trees just by printing.  :lol:



#24454
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A fast run of DAI, at my speed, can be completed at approximately 40 hours for that save. That includes all the "mummy gimme attention" and "honey I'm hungry" times I need to pause of course.



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I must have killed Cory at least 16 times by now. But for proper playthroughs rather then rushes and reloading to kill with same character a few times? Closer to 7 times through. For complete playthrough? I only have 3 of those, one is up to killing Cory.

I give up on completionist playthroughs.  



#24456
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I give up on completionist playthroughs.  

 

Yeah, they suck. lol, the game's a bit too huge and time consuming.



#24457
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I gave up on completionist due to glitches preventing the completion of collections.

#24458
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Speaking of which just realized,well this morning....er...yeah...that I did not get a chance to download the DE Soundtrack for the game even though I did the DE upgrade...help?



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Speaking of which just realized,well this morning....er...yeah...that I did not get a chance to download the DE Soundtrack for the game even though I did the DE upgrade...help?

 

Console I'm guessing? http://www.dragonage...edia/soundtrack



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Dragon age website -> Media

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Ash! Random time to post in the Solas thread. :lol: Careful with Siha. :P
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#24462
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I listen to the thedas Love Theme too much, it's part of my musical "relax now Ash" playlist.



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Well, new Halo lore kept me entertained on the Halo lore boards for a couple of hours. Back now :P

 

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#24464
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Hooray for new lore!
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#24465
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Ash! Random time to post in the Solas thread. :lol: Careful with Siha. :P

 

Meh I annoy enough people on here, one more won't matter. I've posted all I had to say on that matter in a thread that had nothing to do with it. Got no reason to go back there until there's more pretty pictures.

 

Edit: It's almost sad, this is the only thread I hang around in. I go to a thread, post what I had to say then leave. no reason to argue, debate or repeat myself after that :)



#24466
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I do that with most other threads too. I can name 3 I go back to on a regular basis.

#24467
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haha yeah, I've lurked that Solas thread for about as long as I lurked DQ. None others really got my attention sadly.



#24468
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haha yeah, I've lurked that Solas thread for about as long as I lurked DQ. None others really got my attention sadly.

nothing to be sad about.  



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I return for the theory crafting and actual discussions about solas' character. The art posts are a perk.

#24470
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Hooray for new lore!

 

That universe is getting weekly lore drops right now, double that for this week. Though the writing of some of it makes me go...

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#24471
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Holy crap Arch is playing Witcher 3.  *flails*



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I return for the theory crafting and actual discussions about solas' character. The art posts are a perk.

 

Yeah, but the pretty pictures are pretty. For a little in-between discussions break. There's Solas discussions and Theories everywhere but that thread tends to be a tad more civil about it sometimes. lol



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So a few of are wondering.. what is up with the Volus? Where is he? Why is he acting so... odd? Why have so many thread regulars disappeared from the DQ?

 

The truth is.. well.. it starts with this. I walk into the DQ one day, and nobody is around, people are passed out drunk, and Voly is sitting at the bar alone, drowning his sorrows.

 

Me: What's up, bro?

 

Voly: *wheeze* Nothing... just depressed and hoping to drown myself to death.

 

Me: Cabot! Get us both a round please. Come on, tell your buddy-down under. What's troubling you?

 

Voly: I don't wanna talk about it, it's embarrassing.

 

Me: Oh come on man! I know I'm an arse and everything but you know I'd never judge you, right? And you know.. I won't tell a soul. You can trust me.

 

Voly: *Big long hesitant sigh* ... Fine. I don't know how to say it so I'm just gonna be blunt; I can't get it up any more.

 

Me: *Speechless*

 

Voly: Ugh don't look at me like that! Knew I shouldn't have said anything.

 

Me: It'll be okay mate.. we'll figure this out. *Puts comforting hand on Voly's shoulder.*

 

Voly: How? I've tried everything.. and I mean EVERYTHING!

 

Me: Leave it with me.

 

A few days pass, in which I seek the aid of Morrigan. She was amused and very intent on making fun of the situation, but lucky I never mentioned names. She recommended I find a special, rare herb in the Hinterlands, only found in caves; called Druffyweed.

 

Druffyweed, like goatweed, you're thinking?

 

She said yes, but apparently it only works on the male species.

 

I set out on my journey to find this herb. Eventually finding it, I give it to Voly. He is jumping for joy, and goes on a quest to **** as many women as possible (respecting his privacy, I won't mention names. However one could figure out, seeing as two of them are absent) ;)

 

A week goes by and he is happy as a pig in ****. But eventually he begins to change.. becomes quiet, reserved, and almost hormonal in his behaviour.. as if... as if... he's a pregnant woman!

 

Well now folks, it is time to tell the truth as one part of that statement is correct; he WAS pregnant.

 

......................................................................................

 

How? You may ask... well apparently that Druffyweed has some serious side effects. While it may boost male sex drive, it also tricks the body into believing it is female at the same time! Who would have thought.. that conniving witch Morrigan neglected to tell me that!

 

So.. how does a male volus give birth? Well, since there is no "hole" for the brat to pop out, so to speak, it automatically redirects the path through the rectum.

 

Anyway, enough science.

 

Voly had to leave.. to a point of donning a disguise.. to cover his pregnancy!

 

Thus, now it is time to meet the child. He hasn't figured out a name yet.. But he's thinking Beren Jr, though is funny about it since one could turn that to BJ.. which also means ******. :blink:

 

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#24474
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*gets her backside handed to her trying to clear the Crestwood rift*

That definitely didn't go to plan. *drinks* breather before trying again.



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*quietly stares at Badonkadonk* I picked the wrong time to take a break and have a few drinks at the bar..

Or *eyes empty glass* maybe I drank too much..


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