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[Ashaantha]

*giggles at Cassandra's awkwardness* alright, I'm happy now. On with the game!

 

I'd serve but I'm already at one shitty job.. Don't need another!

 

I'll just go raid the cellar again, shouldn't take me long. It has been 4 years since I last had a job, I worked in 7 retail / customer service jobs spread over 2 years -snip-. I do accounting for friends/family sometimes.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

I have cheeze puffs!  Also, I have finished all of the Dragon Age novels.  Woo me.  Last Flight frequently felt like I was reading a Dragonriders of Pern novel.  Weekes was the best author, imho.  Okay, now I have from page 968 to 989 to catch up on *boggle*  Holy frak, guys, I was only out reading for a day and a half!

 

*drinks to chatty kathies*

[Ashaantha]

a day and a half of reading, and making us worry about you! naughty Beren.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Atrast-vala, my cider chugging friend

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Are you guys being good? If you're not, I've got that photoshop of Cory's head over Nicki Minaj someone posted a while ago to whip you back in shape!

Oh gosh, no! *hides under bar stool*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I have cheeze puffs! Also, I have finished all of the Dragon Age novels. Woo me. Last Flight frequently felt like I was reading a Dragonriders of Pern novel. Weekes was the best author, imho. Okay, now I have from page 968 to 989 to catch up on *boggle* Holy frak, guys, I was only out reading for a day and a half!

*drinks to chatty kathies*

HOLY FREAK MAN! At least warn us next time you go on a binge read. I had the Mabari ready to go find you.

I agree that Weekes is the best. Last Flight was kinda meh for me. Kept reading because dragon age.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Maker... giving up after getting through eight pages.  Hope nothing breathtaking happened between 977 and here.

 

Alright, who wants to join me?

 

Price Chopper is having 4/$10 on 7-up family 12-packs tomorrow through saturday.   I -think- DP is part of the 7-up family, yes?

 

 

Bless you for showcasing the master bard!  This is my personal favorite from her.  Got misty eyed the first time I heard it (in, you know, a manly way.) And guess what, I've only ever played maybe 1 hour of Halo 1 on PC.  Don't think I even met Cortana (can't remember.)  She's just that moving as a singer/songwriter.

 

 

*turns music up louder!* I love waking up in a great mood! *dances around the tavern*

 

You make me want to play track 1 of my happy songs!  Feck it, playing!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKh0dLIuIu8

 

Well if you drink enough you can experience that again later tonight;)

 

FemShem, I must tell you that I greatly admire the way your mind works

 

Do you use it for lube as well, Roy?

Kidding of course.. It wouldn't even work unless the fizzy bubbles acts as some stimulant.

 

Everything's a lube if you're brave enough, amirite Donk?!

[Rekkampum]

Had a few hard shots in honor of a few interesting threads I've seen pop up again like this one. Real talk though, I had one that probably was the real life equivalent of Dragon **** if there ever was a means to objectively determine what that or the drink sharing its name would taste like. *thinks of Tali's sweat thread*

[Ashaantha]

I can't believe someone went and bumped that thread. It was happily inactive and untouched for 22 days!

[Ashaantha]

Just met Loghain in Questwood , and I felt like giving him a big hug. He looks like he needs one.

[Ashaantha]

Damn you'll miss out on my um.. Explanation as to why you haven't been around lately

 

oh noo, Cabot quick.. drinks, now before beren goes searching for that. need to drown the memory! *gasps*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Just met Loghain in Questwood , and I felt like giving him a big hug. He looks like he needs one.

Looks more to me like he needs his head chopped off.

[Ashaantha]

Looks more to me like he needs his head chopped off.

 

Yes well, i forgot he was the warden in my current world state. He'll get sacrificed to the big fear demon thing it's ok.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Ugh, fine.  *flips back to 977...*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Maker... giving up after getting through eight pages. Hope nothing breathtaking happened between 977 and here.


Price Chopper is having 4/$10 on 7-up family 12-packs tomorrow through saturday. I -think- DP is part of the 7-up family, yes?

7-up is owned by the Dr Pepper Snapple Group.

[Ashaantha]

Oh come on.. At least I make it interesting

 

*points out her over-exaggeration*

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Spoiler

So a few of are wondering.. what is up with the Volus? Where is he? Why is he acting so... odd? Why have so many thread regulars disappeared from the DQ?

 

The truth is.. well.. it starts with this. I walk into the DQ one day, and nobody is around, people are passed out drunk, and Voly is sitting at the bar alone, drowning his sorrows.

 

Me: What's up, bro?

 

Voly: *wheeze* Nothing... just depressed and hoping to drown myself to death.

 

Me: Cabot! Get us both a round please. Come on, tell your buddy-down under. What's troubling you?

 

Voly: I don't wanna talk about it, it's embarrassing.

 

Me: Oh come on man! I know I'm an arse and everything but you know I'd never judge you, right? And you know.. I won't tell a soul. You can trust me.

 

Voly: *Big long hesitant sigh* ... Fine. I don't know how to say it so I'm just gonna be blunt; I can't get it up any more.

 

Me: *Speechless*

 

Voly: Ugh don't look at me like that! Knew I shouldn't have said anything.

 

Me: It'll be okay mate.. we'll figure this out. *Puts comforting hand on Voly's shoulder.*

 

Voly: How? I've tried everything.. and I mean EVERYTHING!

 

Me: Leave it with me.

 

A few days pass, in which I seek the aid of Morrigan. She was amused and very intent on making fun of the situation, but lucky I never mentioned names. She recommended I find a special, rare herb in the Hinterlands, only found in caves; called Druffyweed.

 

Druffyweed, like goatweed, you're thinking?

 

She said yes, but apparently it only works on the male species.

 

I set out on my journey to find this herb. Eventually finding it, I give it to Voly. He is jumping for joy, and goes on a quest to **** as many women as possible (respecting his privacy, I won't mention names. However one could figure out, seeing as two of them are absent)

 

A week goes by and he is happy as a pig in ****. But eventually he begins to change.. becomes quiet, reserved, and almost hormonal in his behaviour.. as if... as if... he's a pregnant woman!

 

Well now folks, it is time to tell the truth as one part of that statement is correct; he WAS pregnant.

 

......................................................................................

 

How? You may ask... well apparently that Druffyweed has some serious side effects. While it may boost male sex drive, it also tricks the body into believing it is female at the same time! Who would have thought.. that conniving witch Morrigan neglected to tell me that!

 

So.. how does a male volus give birth? Well, since there is no "hole" for the brat to pop out, so to speak, it automatically redirects the path through the rectum.

 

Anyway, enough science.

 

Voly had to leave.. to a point of donning a disguise.. to cover his pregnancy!

 

Thus, now it is time to meet the child. He hasn't figured out a name yet.. But he's thinking Beren Jr, though is funny about it since one could turn that to BJ.. which also means ******.

 

 

AHAHAHA!!!!  *wipes tear from eye*

 

 

7-up is owned by the Dr Pepper Snapple Group.

 

 

I am thinking 2 DP, 1 7-up, 1 A&W.

[Rekkampum]

Currently listening to Viv and IB talk in my party and slowly becoming even more convinced that she would totally Dom him in a BDSM relationship.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Safe word:  Saarebas

[Rekkampum]

Safe word:  Saarebas

 

That sounds perfect.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Currently listening to Viv and IB talk in my party and slowly becoming even more convinced that she would totally Dom him in a BDSM relationship.

ROFLMAO I can see it!