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#6276
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This thread is so weird

 

Excuse me, but coming from you, that sounds a little like sitting on your front porch with white hair, watching your (happily adopted) kids playing with your husband and going "this family is so weird".



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My face is pull of palm thanks to the last few months.

 

Among other things, I bet. ;)

 

 

This thread is so weird

 

LMAO. You think?

 

Well... this is new. Drink time!!

 

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Anyway... any ideas on how this duel between Voly and I is gonna work?

 

I need game mechanics, technical stuff, and what not.

 

I dunno... roll the dice and the higher the number, the higher the damage?

 

Also need a list of abilities... must do some research on desire demon powers.



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Also need a list of abilities... must do some research on desire demon powers.

 

Well for starters, he's a dude and you do, very much, have boobies.

 

Anything else?



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^mud fight. :ph34r:


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#6280
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(taking from the "DAI sucks blah" thread where the OP took Lebbie's post completely out of context)

Wow... are you seriously misquoting me right now?

 

I said it's undeniable that DAO has consequences for your side quests despite having minimal content. DAI has both content AND consequence

 

YOU SAID WHAT?!

 

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Well for starters, he's a dude and you do, very much, have boobies.

 

Anything else?

 

LOL.

 

I'm talking about COMBAT abilities... not bedroom skills. :lol:

 

Besides.. the prize isn't really a prize, if you get my drift. ;) Considering I'm already paid up with Rivaini's services for what was it again, four months?

I forget. But anyway.. if I lose. I'm not really losing. ;)

 

 

^mud fight. :ph34r:

 

Let me guess... naked?

You dirty, Doc.

 

Now come on guys... I'm being serious here. For once I am not talking about what you do in the bedroom... or in mud.. or anywhere else it can be done, for that matter. :o



#6282
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New Drinquisition game!

 

Let's create statements in the same style the guy was b*tching about LD in the "errands"-thread, using only his own posts. (Because that's what he wrote himself, after all)

 

I'll start:

 

Let me just get this correctly. [...] you can't deny [...] That I'm [...] passing judgement on people [...] as if [...] There's a difference in my own opinion. [...]

 

*drinks*


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LOL.

 

I'm talking about COMBAT abilities... not bedroom skills. :lol:

 

Besides.. the prize isn't really a prize, if you get my drift. ;) Considering I'm already paid up with Rivaini's services for what was it again, four months?

I forget. But anyway.. if I lose. I'm not really losing. ;)

 

 

 

Let me guess... naked?

You dirty, Doc.

 

Now come on guys... I'm being serious here. For once I am not talking about what you do in the bedroom... or in mud.. or anywhere else it can be done, for that matter. :o

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Well, then I'm out.

http://dragonage.wik...ki/Desire_demon
 



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Let me guess... naked?

You dirty, Doc.

You are projecting.

 

 

Now come on guys... I'm being serious here. For once I am not talking about what you do in the bedroom... or in mud.. or anywhere else it can be done, for that matter. :o

Mud fight is very logical choice it handicaps both of you, but fine. be. that. way.

 

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Ahem! We know  very little about Volus, but we know about Desire Demons, so you basically only need one ability "learn what Volus wants". Use it.

 

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I'm LMAO.

 

Cheers...

 

 

You are projecting.

 

 

Mud fight is very logical choice it handicaps both of you, but fine. be. that. way.

 

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Ahem! We know  very little about Volus, but we know about Desire Demons, so you basically only need one ability "learn what Volus wants". Use it.

 

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Damn you are hot when you go all psychological on me, Doc. Wanna create a dating sim together?

I'll be your T-rex. ;)

 

Hmm. What does Volus want...

 

Oh I know. Samantha Fox.

 

So if I conjure her up, he'll lose?

Too easy!!!

 

Kinda kills the purpose though, doesn't it? :blink:

 

Well I suppose if we're lacking in abilities for desire demons and volus... we can simply create our own. I already plan on using my 20 inch strap on made of steel.. warrior FTW.


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His biotic sphere does a good job deflecting objects. *shoots more NERF arrows and throws some peanuts at Volus*



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His biotic sphere does a good job deflecting objects. *shoots more NERF arrows and throws some peanuts at Volus*

 

Crap. Forgot about that.

 

Must figure out a way to weaken the sphere...

 

Oh. I'm pretty sure he'll let his sphere down for Samantha Fox.

 

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Damn you are hot when you go all psychological on me, Doc. Wanna create a dating sim together?

I'll be your T-rex. ;)

 

Are you  joining the shoujo romance?

 

 


Too easy!!!

 

Kinda kills the purpose though, doesn't it? :blink:

 

 

see? my point exactly!



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Are you  joining the shoujo romance?

 

 

see? my point exactly!

 

You're forgetting that I started it. ;)

 

Oh btw cheers Iron Roy... it appears I have some kick arse abilities.

 

Cone of cold

Cursed dance

Horror

Scream

Weakness

Winter's grasp

Arcane shield

Drain life

Flame blast

Glyph of repulsion

Horror

Misdirection hex

Shock

Spell shield

 

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I think you really mean 'pointless and peurile garbage'

 

Mods do us a favour.....please!

 

Now that's just unfair 'drunken, pointless and puerile (fixed) garbage', please  :rolleyes:



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Now I'm wondering of Vol-bro is ever going to wake up. *drink*shoots another arrow in his direction*



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Now that's just unfair 'drunken, pointless and puerile (fixed) garbage', please  :rolleyes:

 

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(On topic?)


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I hope so... I've had to hang out in loony bin FFS!!!



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Hook & Tackle. Archer's Lance.

 

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Good one!



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Hook & Tackle. Archer's Lance.

 

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Nice... :lol:

 

But we ain't duelling, bro.

 

How about.. you can battle the winner?



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Snip

 

Hmm. What does Volus want...

 

Oh I know. Samantha Fox.

 

So if I conjure her up, he'll lose?

Too easy!!!

 

Kinda kills the purpose though, doesn't it? :blink:

 

Well I suppose if we're lacking in abilities for desire demons and volus... we can simply create our own. I already plan on using my 20 inch strap on made of steel.. warrior FTW.

 

Wait a minute, if you conjure up Sam Fox, you'll lose mate.  Doesn't she like wimminz?

 

 

Now I'm wondering of Vol-bro is ever going to wake up. *drink*shoots another arrow in his direction*

 

Has anyone checked him for a pulse, that was a lot of work out for a rotund volus.

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(On topic?)

 

I'll drink to that chugz



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Another Sera hate thread.

 

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Wait a minute, if you conjure up Sam Fox, you'll lose mate.  Doesn't she like wimminz?

 

 

 

Has anyone checked him for a pulse, that was a lot of work out for a rotund volus.

 

Yes but you're forgetting that I'm a desire demon!!

 

This one can make Samantha Fox like dong...

 

Oh crap. I just sounded like a pervy enkindler.



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Yes but you're forgetting that I'm a desire demon!!

 

This one can make Samantha Fox like dong...

 

Oh crap. I just sounded like a pervy enkindler.

 

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