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Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)

Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#1301
Guest_Donkson_*

Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:47

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I was banned from the PUNquisition thread, cause apparently I somehow set someone on fire. (That's a lie)

If you didn't say you were lying there... I'd say you got banned from that thread because you're way too damn good at it. :lol:

Mmmm cripsy bacon. Alright alright, cabot it is.

I find it funny people are up in arms over the "Cass loves everyone" mod and yet there seems to be no backlash for the "Solas loves everyone" mod.
That thread brought some serious drinking.

Reminds me I need to go snoufleur hunting. I find snoufleur strips go well with ale.

Wait, what!? I admit that gif is slightly hypnotic.... I'm in though not sure I care about the prize. Whatever, my big ass has got to be good for something. This should be easy enough to do while drunk, right?

I didn't think that far into it... cause I'm still stuck at "Why is it an issue in the first place?"

LOL. Go for your life!! You get to ride the bull... I'm taking my baby girl out of the prize pool. No way would I subject her to such a vile example of prostitution!! (Oh dear... think I've been reading that thread too much. DRINK.)

I gotta admit, Triple L, sometimes you flat out scare me...

Well... this is why I'm referred to as "Loony Lesbian Lady".. or "Triple L" as you put it. :lol:

Just be thankful you are safe from my insanity, on the other side of the globe.

lynroy aime ceci

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#1302
Guest_Donkson_*

Posté 21 février 2015 - 05:07

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I want to start a game, like what Volus did there...

Called:

"Most pathetic thread on the BSN."

So basically, we vote between:

"Josie and Cass look like men"

"Request for gender-neutral dialogue"

Aaaaaand

"Oh noez there's naked wimminz on my staff"

It doesn't matter which ones win cause... we all have to drink.

Underdog2204 et ravenesse aiment ceci

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#1303
ravenesse

Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:29

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I can't chose between these 'options'. They're all equally annoying

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#1304
Guest_Donkson_*

Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:36

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I can't chose between these 'options'. They're all equally annoying

:lol:

I dunno why but every time you post, I crack up laughing. I don't even think you're intending to be funny...

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#1305
ravenesse

Posté 21 février 2015 - 06:45

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Muahaha, 'I love you Grunt'. I think I peed myself. Noodles!

lynroy et the Dame aiment ceci

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#1306
Guest_Roly Voly_*

Posté 21 février 2015 - 07:06

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:lol: Yeah, Grunt rocks The Citadel.

Spoiler

On a more serious topic, I've been reading some threads here on BSN and it occurs to me that I apparently owe y'all an apology. I am a straight, white male. I apologize for being a straight, white male. I hope y'all can forgive me and still be my drinking buddies.

*Chugs 3 bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and collapses*

the Dame et ravenesse aiment ceci

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#1307
lynroy

Posté 21 février 2015 - 07:21

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I didn't care much for Grunt until Citadel. Died laughing when he was telling his story.

Bhsup, I don't know if I can forgive you. How dare you be you. As a straight white female, I feel as though everything is your fault.

Whatever, I'm too lazy to hold a grudge. Next round is on me!

the Dame et ravenesse aiment ceci

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#1308
ravenesse

Posté 21 février 2015 - 08:24

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Wah, straight! Two times straight!

Now I feel dirty.

*drinks*

As mentioned before. I. Love. Krogan. Even though it pissed me off a bit that I wasn't invited to his party.

Might want to rethink my invitation...

I just needed to sneakpeak the party, even without the abbility to invide Tali (I'll do it again later, I suppose)

What a party!

Spoiler

lynroy et the Dame aiment ceci

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#1309
Guest_Roly Voly_*

Posté 21 février 2015 - 08:58

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Whoo, that was close, Will/Cabot! You were -one- word away from a Chely Wright country song. Much obliged for the round. Cheers!

DRINKQUISITION HOOPQUISITION starts in two minutes! Y'all get your butts limbered up!

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#1310
lynroy

Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:11

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Oh man that sounds soooooo bad. I'll just chortle into my mug.

Rivaini, it is the best party ever!

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#1311
Guest_Roly Voly_*

Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:37

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HOOPQUISITION

Well that was perhaps the best time Cabot's Bar & Grill has ever seen! Raucous fun, heated arguments, dancing, and one murder knife barely avoided because the guy's dagger was just... gone!

First off, let's give a big round of applause to MaryDen. Her inspired performance of Baby Got Back really set the atmosphere for the contest. That said, the next HoopQuisition is going to have to be held outdoors, probably down by the horse stables. Don't worry, we'll cover the damages, but some of our Qunari participants... well, they seriously got some booty and it was flying around and we lost a few tables.

The honor of the first participant went, of course, to the Will of The Herald, and I think we can all agree it was the most memorable entry -attempt- ever! When her name was called, she slammed her mug of mead down on the bar and yelled, "ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS! LYNROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS" then jumped off her bar stool and promptly passed out cold right on her face. What? No, let her be, she's fine sleeping there...

Rivaini will collect her trophy later after she cools her heels for awhile in the cells. Upon failing by mere seconds to beat the top score, she insisted on being given another try. After being denied, she drew her cutlass and if it weren't for Scout Harding's timely intervention, we could have been short one Herald, I must say! She was dragged away screaming something about a toothbrush making her walk funny and that throwing off her rhythm?? Meh, who knows...

All right, without further adeiu, this years HoopQuisition Top Ten results! And while not everyone could, of course, place the top ten, you were all winners for having the danglers to get out there on the floor and spin that booty!

Honorable Mention: Lynroy/The Will

10th: Rat
9th:   Orian Tabris
8th:   Scout Harding
7th:   ParagonsLuster
6th:   Shayd
5th:   Dame Tasmit
4th:   Lebanese Dude

2nd Runner Up:   Cole
1st Runner Up:   Rivaini
THE WINNER:      BIOTIC FLASH KICK!!!

Cole, as second runner up, wins a free sparring session with Cassandra
Rivaini, as 1st runner up, wins one month of free drinks from Cabot's private stock

And now for our winner, let's turn it over to Sera and The Iron Bull and let them hash out who gets the honor of taking Mr. Biotic out for a night of fun!

Sera:   "Pfft, as if. Come on, L Cubed, let's go have some cookies and then play a round of bits up, face down!"
Bull:   "Ohhh, this is gonna be GOOD!"
Biotic:   *gulp*

Thank you all for coming. We look forward to seeing everyone at the next HoopQuisition!

cheydancer, lynroy, the Dame et 2 autres aiment ceci

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#1312
Orian Tabris

Posté 22 février 2015 - 12:45

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You dunno?

It's a girly beer.

Wow.

I have a feeling you have OCD. Am I right?

Not really, no.

On a completely unrelated topic, when you said "It's a girly beer." you meant "It's girly beer."

Oh! Oh! Also, you told me what it was when I pretty much already was told, and I even commented and quoted the post. You need your beer goggles checked.