1. Mute all disruptive players.
2. Keep Kinect turned off unless asked a specific question. Keep responses short in 10 words or less with pauses in between echos.
3. Lobby hop.
4. Avoid games with tank meleers.
5. Avoid games with multiple stealth players.
6. Avoid games with window-shoppers and lobby-terrorists.
7. Be nice to gurl-gamers (because often times they play better than their BFs/husbands).
8. Kick you if I outscore you with a Lvl 1 kit.
9. Kick you if you whine that I play Perilous with a Lvl 1 (that generally means you probably suck at Perilous without AW).
10. Kick you if you make the team wait while you figure out how that you need to host-migrate a glitch.
11. Force you into the next zone if you purposefully bypass the treasure room you're assigned.
12. Kick you for being a Leprechaun who uses a melee kit.
13. Kick you for being a Leprechaun who lets your teammates get killed because you're too busy trying to vase loot.
14. Kick you for being a Leprechaun who hops on the mic to complain when you can clearly see it's a SpeedRacer session.
15. Kick you for being a SpeedRacer in a Leprechaun session.
16. Kick you for being a SpeedRacer who starts arguing with a Leprechaun about which playstyle is better. We already know which one is.
17. Chuckle whenever someone says RTC glitch is caused by "overkilling" the boss.
18. Set the match to private whenever a good team composition is going.
19. Troll shout spammers.
20. Try to figure out if one of the players doing major game butt-kissing on the mic is actually a BWE player alt.
21. Let you crawl on your knees begging for mercy as I watch you bleed out because you aggro'd a spawn unnecessarily.
22. Listen for 20 mins as you ramble on about your "skillz and game eduma-cation" only to have me message the other players to tell them "That guy has no idea WTF he's talking about. Here's the link to my guide and Jeremiah's".
23. Be super surprised by the number of random people that actually use your guides and documents.
24. Being glad that you ran into a fellow BSN'er.
25. Wiping off all the negativity from random players by the one guy/girl that says "Thanks for the help. This gold/XP/eq is going to help me out alot".
26. Kick you for kicking me or asking if I actually kick people as often as I just listed.