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[Jock Cranley]

Valentine's Day is just around the corner. And don't take this the wrong way-but I'm sure many of you are not particularly 'committed.'

 

So, odds are, those of you who are not committed may spend Valentine's Day finding some poor soul desperate for commitment and making use of them for dopamine purposes. 

 

But in order to do that, first you must CHARM them. So, this warm up is practice! Practice being CHARMING and ruthlessly hit on any forumite in this thread! 

 

I know some killjoys are out there who would like to post in this thread and not get hit on. If you would like to post in this thread and not deal with flirtatious behavior, use the safe word. The safe word is 'chocolate.' Post this word to save yourself. Hitting on forumites who use the safe word is forbidden.

 

 

So, now my fellow forumites, become charming and don't forget to say Je t'aime de tout mon coeur!

[TheClonesLegacy]

You can try to whoo me. But I don't think anyone will.

[Jock Cranley]

Don't need no freaking stupid cheating non trustable ahole bastard man as valentine, I'll pass

 

But we admire you. We need you. We all need you.

 

You are the other half of us, heart, soul, body. Particularly body. 

[ObserverStatus]

You can try to whoo me. But I don't think anyone will.

You've got a real pretty mouth, Clones.

[Jock Cranley]

Oh wow... now that's a charmer   Consider me charmed! LOL

 

I don't believe you are charmed though. 

 

What would it take to charm such a fervent and beautiful woman?

[mybudgee]

 

[leighzard]

So, odds are, those of you who are not committed may spend Valentine's Day finding some poor soul desperate for commitment and making use of them for dopamine purposes. 

 

But in order to do that, first you must CHARM them. So, this warm up is practice! Practice being CHARMING and ruthlessly hit on any forumite in this thread! 

But it's so much easier just to replace the batteries.

[Jock Cranley]

But it's so much easier just to replace the batteries.

 

Replacing the batteries lacks spirit.

[Fidite Nemini]

Ah, Valentine's Day, one of the biggest and most successful marketing campaigns ever, right up there with the Coca~Cola Santa ...

[Jock Cranley]

Hmmm.... that's a good question... a very good question...

 

Come now, don't be so cold.

 

If a man longs to see the sun gleaming off the sweat on your strong and shapely frame, and he craves all that you are, is that so wrong?

[TheClonesLegacy]

You've got a real pretty mouth, Clones.

*Shrug*

[Jock Cranley]

Yes it is. If he ends up being a bastard, a cheater or liar or etc., then yes it's wrong. He can say all that he wants about how much he wont turn out to be like that (they all do) but fact is that he is lying. I'm saying no to all men, I'm better off.

 

Kind and bountiful woman, you are selling yourself short. 

 

You deny a man purpose, the purpose of bringing you joy and satisfaction..

 

And you deny yourself one who would stop at nothing to see tears of joy run down your face, now and forever.

[leighzard]

I'm saying no to all men, I'm better off.

Oh this sounds like a golden opportunity.  You haven't sworn off the ladies yet, have you?

[TheClonesLegacy]