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[Katiefrost]

Valentine's Day is just around the corner. And don't take this the wrong way-but I'm sure many of you are not particularly 'committed.'
 
So, odds are, those of you who are not committed may spend Valentine's Day finding some poor soul desperate for commitment and making use of them for dopamine purposes. 
 
But in order to do that, first you must CHARM them. So, this warm up is practice! Practice being CHARMING and ruthlessly hit on any forumite in this thread! 
 
I know some killjoys are out there who would like to post in this thread and not get hit on. If you would like to post in this thread and not deal with flirtatious behavior, use the safe word. The safe word is 'chocolate.' Post this word to save yourself. Hitting on forumites who use the safe word is forbidden.
 
 
So, now my fellow forumites, become charming and don't forget to say Je t'aime de tout mon coeur!

ROFLOL! Thank God this is only the internet.  Wishing everyone a Happy Valentine's Day and lots of CHOCOLATE! 

[Jock Cranley]

ROFLOL! Thank God this is only the internet.  Wishing everyone a Happy Valentine's Day and lots of CHOCOLATE! 

 

 

You're no fun.

[leighzard]

That song was my jam when I was, like, 21.

[TheBunz]

That song was my jam when I was, like, 21.

 

So if the song came out in 2009, that would put you at around 26?

[leighzard]

So if the song came out in 2009, that would put you at around 26?

I wish.

It came out in 2003.

[TheBunz]

I wish.

It came out in 2003.

 

Come on. You're acting like you're already over the hill. Just by being on these forums, it shows that you have a sense of humor, at the very least lol.

[leighzard]

Binge drinking gets harder after 30.  Otherwise, I feel about the same as I did in my 20s.

[breakdown71289]

freaking stupid cheating non trustable ahole bastard man

 

He does exist! 

 

[TheBunz]

Binge drinking gets harder after 30.  Otherwise, I feel about the same as I did in my 20s.

 

Oh yeah? Is that a good or bad thing lol?

 

I would assume that it is a good thing to be young at heart, and I'm sure your boyfriend/significant other enjoys it as well.

[ruggly]

Ive got this fu*king beyonce song stuck in my head now because of all the darn 50 shades of grey commercials. So in an attempt to spread my misery here:

 

You son of a ******.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

[TheClonesLegacy]

Oooh, I don't want to charm anyone!! I want it to be like back at school when you found anonymous love letters in your satchel, or when people used to pass you slips of paper with the good old 'Will you be my Valentine - yes/no/maybe'!! Aaah, life was so easy, then!! xD

My schools never did that. They thought it promoted favoritism.

 

The closest thing was some weird matchmaking quiz thing they made us do in High School.

Apparently they felt that was the chemistry I should've been learning that day 

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Just so you know, I would deffo hold your hand while the teacher is not looking and share my sandwiches with you

 

I'm 8 years old.

*you take my candy*

"Teacher, Turin stole my candy!"

*cries*

[The Love Runner]

Ive got this beyonce song stuck in my head now because of all the 50 shades of grey commercials.

Instead of seeing the 50 Shades of Grey movie on the 14th, go spend Valentine's with SpongeBob by seeing his movie!

[TheClonesLegacy]

I can only imagine that a school matchmaking quiz would promote general awkwardness all around..... :C

And favouritism........ why? Because of the unfair allocation of said love letters? xD

It did. Especially since I was still grungy and emo at that time. No girl went near me.

 

I don't know. Public Schools are stupid like that.