Well, if you're DTF on V-Day (aka I'mma pound your V Day), then hit me up on okcupid.
Would you mind awfully if I strangled him with that pretty monocle of his....?
Guest_Sienna_*
Well, if you're DTF on V-Day (aka I'mma pound your V Day), then hit me up on okcupid.
Would you mind awfully if I strangled him with that pretty monocle of his....?
Would you mind awfully if I strangled him with that pretty monocle of his....?
IDK who you are talking about but you can strangle me with anything you want
Duh. I'm tired of this thread.

Your attitude matches your avatar perfectly. Never change, Arian. ![]()
Guest_Sienna_*
Arian, you old grump!! You need a hug!! *HUGS* ![]()
I thought my hangover couldn't get any worse. Now my retinas are burning too.You get something special.
*winks*
Just when I thought these kind of threads couldn't get any scarier... ![]()
Guest_Sienna_*
I thought my hangover couldn't get any worse. Now my retinas are burning too.
Ya, Crusty sure knows how to treat a girl.......... ![]()
Well, if you're DTF on V-Day (aka I'mma pound your V Day), then hit me up on okcupid.
A good looking guy with all those trait would still get plenty of sex
. I guess that the joke then :x
Well, if you're DTF on V-Day (aka I'mma pound your V Day), then hit me up on okcupid.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Please tell me that's not you.
I think that's him....
I think that's him....
Nah, my money is on the obese Cupid.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Nah, my money is on the obese Cupid.
Oh yeah yeah!! Dammit!! How could I forget about him!! Stupid stupid me lol ![]()
I think that's him....
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
Would you mind awfully if I strangled him with that pretty monocle of his....?
you do realize some people pay for that sort of thing.i think the market is blooming
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
wow i can honestly say, maybe sleeping most of yesterday away and working sick today.might keep me from seeing some awful thread post.this topic has been rung like a cowsbell.

Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Enough about him, I want to know about you.
Oh no Bunz... not this again... ![]()
Guest_Sienna_*
you do realize some people pay for that sort of thing.i think the market is blooming
Well I could use the money, so....... WHO'S NEXT?? *brandishes monocle* ![]()
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
wow i can honestly say, maybe sleeping most of yesterday away and working sick today.might keep me from seeing some awful thread post.this topic has been rung like a cowsbell.
*snip*
You are sick? You okay Chief?
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
Well I could use the money, so....... WHO'S NEXT?? *brandishes monocle*
indeed.as could i, and working in that profession.One needs some sort of protection and bodyguard.So how much are you willing to pay for me to be Your bodyguard?
I'll take that caramel coffee as a tip everyday
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
You are sick? You okay Chief?
i've been ill since wendesday.nothing new.after today two days.then my reign of terror will *cough, cough* contin*cough*ue continue lol
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
i've been ill since wendesday.nothing new.after today two days.then my reign of terror will *cough, cough* contin*cough*ue continue lol
Aww I'm so sorry to hear that, poor you
Hope you get well soon!
Guest_Sienna_*
indeed.as could i, and working in that profession.One needs some sort of protection and bodyguard.So how much are you willing to pay for me to be Your bodyguard?
I'll take that caramel coffee as a tip everyday
I was just about to offer that as payment!! xD But you are right, I should not be stingy, you are worth a lot more than that!! ![]()
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
I was just about to offer that as payment!! xD But you are right, I should not be stingy, you are worth a lot more than that!!
XD I've been told im right quite a bit lately, thats not to stingy.stingy would be paying me in coffee and charging me for the cream,sugars etc etc.but thats a business persons mindset.so i would respect that.you're too kind.im like worth half of a chocolate caramel candy at least
Aww I'm so sorry to hear that, poor you
Hope you get well soon!
thank you army.all i know after work.a shower and bed for sure for like the next day and a half
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
thank you army.all i know after work.a shower and bed for sure for like the next day and a half
That might help but what about cough syrup or something? Camomile tea?