Ah, the classic! Works all the time.
unless she's thick headed or wearing a helmet
as for V-day, its a good thing my wife's idea of a nice date is beer and fries in a sports bar, i'll do a lot more but its nice to know she has even less class than me 
Guest_E-Ro_*
Buy her a Stake. every one loves Stake.
Lol, that would be a weird gift. But a smart one, she would be safe from vampires forever.
Ah, the classic! Works all the time.
That would work, but its just not my style y'know? I would rather avoid jail time is all.
Also lol, yeah, I see guys hitting on girls at the gym constantly. pretty funny. It usually looks like this
"Like zebras, women need water to live"
Bwahahaha! This is why I make a point of going to the gym when elderly women's water aerobics is in session.
RIGHT ON! man, you should make a thread to outdo Bunz
Not gonna lie. I have pretty high hopes for some epic Bunz thredz this weekend.
Just making sure. That's the only use for a stake I've ever known.
Yeah its far to late to point out my Dyslexia now.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Not gonna lie. I have pretty high hopes for some epic Bunz thredz this weekend.
Me too.... I can hardly wait... yay!!!
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
"Like zebras, women need water to live"
Bwahahaha! This is why I make a point of going to the gym when elderly women's water aerobics is in session.
Not gonna lie. I have pretty high hopes for some epic Bunz thredz this weekend.
IKR! i just got up form my "old man" nap and expected to see him here.guess its time to shave *ninja vanish again*
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
He's vanished Chief! Le left us for Cassandra!! 
He's vanished Chief! Le left us for Cassandra!!
Anybody that leaves for Cassandra... tsk tsk.
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
He's vanished Chief! Le left us for Cassandra!!
lol Now i know you're joking.cause I'd rather be unwanted and no womans desire for the rest of my life then get with that one.
Thread bump.
V-day is almost upon us. Anybody besides E-Ro managed to nail down a date recently?
Sienna, I bought lots of red wine for our slumber party. Now we just need cheezy movies and some manicure supplies!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
I've got a date with this thread! 
Ps. Not gonna drink or anything, gonna threat it like a regular day.
I landed a date with a beautiful bottle of rum.
Still need some cheesy romantic movie titles though.
So far I've got:
She's Out of My League
Anyone recommend something?
Sounds like you're coming to the thread party tomorrow.
Bring the rum. We'll allow a plus one for her.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days?
I've got a date with this thread!
Ps. Not gonna drink or anything, gonna threat it like a regular day.
Why would I want a date with any woman apart from the ones on this thread?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Spoilsport...
Why so dear?
Because I won't drink? Well I've got very bad experience with alcohol so I hate to drink alone, don't see the point, drinking while chatting here dont count as drinking with company imo, I just need to be with someone else to enjoy the booze, that's all... but I don't judge, you people can do what you like, you are adults after all lol.
Someone should suggest a wine I can drink by myself for tomorrow. I'm fairly fond of Chianti, but want to branch out a bit.
Malbec
Grenache-Syrah-Mourvedre blends
Carmenere
Temperanillo (Spanish Rioja, may be mixed with Garnacha)
Go crazy.
I hope everyone has a very happy Desperation Day. 
Malbec
Grenache-Syrah-Mourvedre blends
Carmenere
Temperanillo (Spanish Rioja, may be mixed with Garnacha)
Go crazy.
So all those mixed together, got it.
Someone should suggest a wine I can drink by myself for tomorrow. I'm fairly fond of Chianti, but want to branch out a bit.
Try some Mead! Nothing beats Honey wine!
Especially Mango Honey Wine!
Try some Mead! Nothing beats Honey wine!
Especially Mango Honey Wine!
I have had Mead, it was so good that I drank the entire bottle in like an hour or so. Maybe. Things were a little rough after that.
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
I work tomorrow.so im probably ganna miss a lot of the lulz, i expect people to make it awesome.*looks at the comedians of bsn to make it hilarious*
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