Bless your cracky, trashy hearts. Long live Vhenantrash!
Beautiful trash, beautiful crack. Can I say how easy it is to move into crack pairings. And have possibly done so anonymously.
This melts my cracky-trashy-achy-breaky heart!
(Puts on my weird top hat):
Step right up to the cracky-trashy Dumpster Carousel! Yes it's kind of gross, a bit in need of repair, but once you ride one of our ponies, your world will change. Fine-print: There is no escaping once you get on. See that red lyrium pony sparkling by the dumpster fire? Dagna will give you a red lyrium sugar cube for him. He's a bit skittish and gruff, but once you saddle him up, he'll take you for quite a ride. The magister ponies will definitely bite, and you'll definitely like it. The glittery Pantheon Thoroughbreds are over here. The twins come as a package deal. The white mare (andruil) may kick you off and try to kill you, but it's the journey, right? The Tevinter stallions might suit you. The silver male is quite Servis-able, and be careful with the blonde female--she does not suffer fools or bridles.
(Such was the genesis of Samson pony)





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