While I was playing DAII, I was going about my mission quests and then low and behold, I acquire Merrill. Okay. Then as I begin to talk with her I came across a horrid discovery: she is the video game equivalent of my old roommate.
Now, I have a begrudging love for my roommate, but playing DAII was essentially me virtually baby sitting her.
- She talks exactly like her, with that lost, not all their, voice.
- I would walk into our room and she had chalk pentagrams on the ground with rocks and gems. I still don't know what she was doing. Never going to ask.
- She is incredibly naive, I've had to try to explain to her why she can't walk around the bad parts of our city at night by herself and why hitchhiking on the highway is bad. She doesn't listen. Ever.
- She gets lost walking in a straight line.
- She has her strange set of beliefs that make zero sense, but even with actual proof that she is wrong and it is bad/harmful, she brushes me off as wrong.
- She has no idea how social situations work.
- Arguing with her is exactly like arguing with Merrill.
I just...why BioWare? Why did you do this to me?
Long story short, Merrill stayed in the alienage. A lot.
Just felt like sharing my experience with this so you all could enjoy my pain of being a real life Snarky Hawke handling a real life Merrill.





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