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[I present Chuck Bass]

Will they ever return?

we should get a Hearth Fire-ish dlc that allows us to go crazy customizing skyhold.

Like a dragon chained up in the courtyard or a area with armor and weapon mounts.. Oh and some brothels. Unlimited amount of brothels.

How else can you create a bachelor inquisitor?

[Disgruntled Canadian]

Who needs a brothel when you have an Iron Bull?

[Freedheart]

Except, well Iron Bull might...I think he does comment on the friskiness of the tavern workers 

[Vita Brevis]

Oh and some brothels. Unlimited amount of brothels.

Just go watch some porn. Like, seriously.

[I present Chuck Bass]

Who needs a brothel when you have an Iron Bull?

Oh my lady elf would be with him if she could, but damn Dorian stole bull.

Now she's stuck single and needs some brothels.

[I present Chuck Bass]

Just go watch some porn. Like, seriously.

Why would I do that? If I wanted porn in a DLC I would have asked. I want brothels that are dwarf friendly and accept spider totems as payment.

[uzivatel]

I think adding Isabela would do.

[DirkJake]

Who needs a brothel when you have an Iron Bull?

 

A brothel full of Iron Bulls (and Isabela) perhaps?

[Emperor Iaius I]

Sure, we can have a DLC that expands on some of the intriguing plot elements left behind in DAI...

 

 

Or we could have a brothel. ...really, people?

[Master Warder Z_]

Brothel!

[uzivatel]

Sure, we can have a DLC that expands on some of the intriguing plot elements left behind in DAI...

 

 

Or we could have a brothel. ...really, people?

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[I present Chuck Bass]

Sure, we can have a DLC that expands on some of the intriguing plot elements left behind in DAI...


Or we could have a brothel. ...really, people?

A classy well run brothel> quality story dlc.

Sorry sir.

Who needs to find solas when you can have brothel mini games anyway?

[HuldraDancer]

A classy well run brothel> quality story dlc.

Sorry sir.

Who needs to find solas when you can have brothel mini games anyway?

 

What would that consist of? A puzzle mini game where you need to figure out the correct rates going for the worker you are paying or a quick time button mash mini game? Or a trivia game about brothels to sort you out from the rift raft?

[I present Chuck Bass]

What would that consist of? A puzzle mini game where you need to figure out the correct rates going for the worker you are paying or a quick time button mash mini game? Or a trivia game about brothels to sort you out from the rift raft?

Quick time events.
Button smashing to keep up stamina.
A quest to find iron bull.
.. You know all the good stuff?

[Red of Rivia]

I remembered God of War now.

[HuldraDancer]

Quick time events.
Button smashing to keep up stamina.
A quest to find iron bull.
.. You know all the good stuff?

 

Eh I'd only consider only one out of those three fun

[Lady Artifice]

Both the brothels of the previous games have had a joke package available. 

 

We need to think up what that would have been this game.

 

 

All I've got is something to do with the return of the desire demon classic...but it's not a desire demon. It's just a person in a sheer purple dress with branches tied to their head for horns. 

[Neon Rising Winter]

What would that consist of? A puzzle mini game where you need to figure out the correct rates going for the worker you are paying or a quick time button mash mini game? Or a trivia game about brothels to sort you out from the rift raft?

Think Saints Row 2, you must flex your digits and waggle things in just the right way to achieve customer satisfaction. With accompanying sound effects naturally.

[HuldraDancer]

Think Saints Row 2, you must flex your digits and waggle things in just the right way to achieve customer satisfaction. With accompanying sound effects naturally.

 

Never played any of the Saints Row games. ^.^;; so the example is a little lost on me.

[Neon Rising Winter]

Never played any of the Saints Row games. ^.^;; so the example is a little lost on me.

Oh, well, that was a sleazy description of their brothel-like quick time event. You and your charming partner disappear behind closed doors and the game gives you instructions on how to waggle your controller stick to achieve satisfaction. Accompanying sound effects indicate your success. It's goofy as anything and suits the game perfectly.

[Hair Serious Business]

Lol what is this all about 'want Desire demon back'? Last I checked Imshael never left the game xD

What do people want of Imshael to get naked with only wearing little skirt,horns on his head and pasties on his breasts so they finally realize that he is desire demon? Prostitute Imshael...?... Imao now I want one xD

[Solbranthius]

Who needs a brothel when you have an Iron Bull?

 

The numerous people out there who find him overrated and unattractive.

 

As for the topic, I do like the idea of a brothel simply to make the world feel more alive. It'd need to offer both men and women though depending on a character's preference. More options for a character to have quick flings rather than in-depth romances would be pretty great I think. 

[Hair Serious Business]

We want REAL desire demons... with bewbs, and actual sexiness..

Not that abomination called Imshael.

And here I was just having perfect picture in my mind of how Imshael in pink thongs would look like.

[Solbranthius]

I think a great compromise would be for both male and female desire demons to be equally sexually appealing in the future. The men can have classically handsome features, muscular physiques and classically handsome features whilst the women can be similar to how they were in DA:O.