I guess I have a tip for the EA guys of this world! Some food for thought that could easily get rid of all of their problems in one fell swoop!
"You have to remove the brains of consumers and instead put a button into their heads that can be triggered by PR!"
Then nobody will want to use their brains anymore and buy everything. Also the geniuses in publishing and PR can stop crying about the consumers being too hard to understand ...
... A day in the life of two publishers:
Ted: "Oh, these humans! What shall we do with them? They don't give us their money ... even though we made the games worse and worse ... and worse ... and worse ... and worse ... and worse ... and worse ...
!?" ... "And know there is this theory going around ... that consumers have brains ... and free will ... and have feelings and thoughts and so on! I cannot take this
I think ...I think we have to make a PR campaign that tells people don't have brains - that will solve the problem!"
Steven: "Oh gosh, Ted, I am so glad you are working in PR - you have the best ideas
I tell you what: That is exactly what we are gonna do! And while we are at it ... How about we make the games even worse?
"
Ted: "Oh well, Steven, that is exactly what I was thinking. I have to say, that I immensely enjoy working with you ..."
Steven: "Well thanks Teddy - I love you too
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