Scrap the romances altogether. They are cringe-worthy.
Straight Male Gamer meets Dragon Age Inquisition Romance Options
#26
Posté 08 février 2015 - 07:33
#27
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 08 février 2015 - 07:41
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Scrap the romances altogether. They are cringe-worthy.
Hey not all of them, the female male ones are good ![]()
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#28
Posté 08 février 2015 - 07:58
Hey not all of them, the female ones are good
Yeah! Cassandra's was the best! ( even though that was the only one I did
#29
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 08 février 2015 - 07:59
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Yeah! Cassandra's was the best! ( even though that was the only one I did
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Lol no no I meant the male ones, I'm not a lesbian!! haha ![]()
#30
Posté 08 février 2015 - 08:08
Lol no no I meant the male ones, I'm not a lesbian!! haha
Well..... I can't really comment on the male romances,but....
This alone made Iron bull awesomesauce
#31
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 08 février 2015 - 08:14
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Well..... I can't really comment on the male romances,but....
*snip*
This alone made Iron bull awesomesauce
Haha yeah and I liked especially how Cassandra kept starring at his "thing" lol but their first sex scene was also so damn funny, I did not expect it to be like that, it was hilarious when he was about to take her haha.
#33
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Posté 08 février 2015 - 08:25
Guest_TrillClinton_*
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#34
Posté 08 février 2015 - 08:27
This isn't funny to me because the premise is flawed.
There is the same amount of gay and straight romances presented to the male pc(Dorian/Iron Bull and Cassandra/Josephine).If there were more men than women avaliable to the male PC it would be funny, but there aren't so this just feels cringeworthy since it shows how many people including the OP live in their own reality in which when they get equal options as other people they percieve them as less options.
It's the same as me making a joke about how elven Inquisitors have more weapon choices than dwarven Inquisitors.It isn't funny if it isn't based on a true premise.At least that's how I see it.
The joke would have had some truth to it if it was reversed because only straight options for men are presented in other games 99% of the time.

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#35
Posté 08 février 2015 - 08:58
Scrap the romances altogether. They are cringe-worthy.
While most are just plain bad, some are pretty lulzy like Jacob's. Would be sad to see that go.
#36
Guest_Catch This Fade_*
Posté 08 février 2015 - 09:00
Guest_Catch This Fade_*
This isn't funny to me because the premise is flawed.
There is the same amount of gay and straight romances presented to the male pc(Dorian/Iron Bull and Cassandra/Josephine).If there were more men than women avaliable to the male PC it would be funny, but there aren't so this just feels cringeworthy since it shows how many people including the OP live in their own reality in which when they get equal options as other people they percieve them as less options.
It's the same as me making a joke about how elven Inquisitors have more weapon choices than dwarven Inquisitors.It isn't funny if it isn't based on a true premise.At least that's how I see it.
The joke would have had some truth to it if it was reversed because only straight options for men are presented in other games 99% of the time.
I feel like you missed the joke. Because I don't think the joke was in the amount of romance options, but in the romance options themselves.
#37
Posté 08 février 2015 - 09:19
I feel like you missed the joke. Because I don't think the joke was in the amount of romance options, but in the romance options themselves.
Yeah, some of us don't like the romance options themselves since they don't fit our tastes. It's ok though. Eventually Scout Harding will be available.
#38
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Posté 08 février 2015 - 09:23
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Yeah, some of us don't like the romance options themselves since they don't fit our tastes. It's ok though. Eventually Scout Harding will be available.
Harding is best bioware waifu
#39
Posté 08 février 2015 - 11:05
I ended up just getting a refund for DAI. Bioware just isn't the same, and now that the only two romance options for straight gamers are two manly looking women, I just can't bring myself to support Bioware anymore. That doesn't mean I'm not appreciative of Kotor, Origins, Mass Effect & Dragon Age 2. It was a great ride Bioware, good luck on your whole gay thing!
Fortunately CDProject still has balls, I can't wait for Witcher 3! i'd love to see more RPG's like the witcher.
#40
Posté 08 février 2015 - 11:11
Can't wait for all the blind, politically correct SJW's to show up and show us justice!
I agree with this video 100%. Romance options in DAI for a straight male like myself are ridiculous. Cassandra is the only good option.
- Kaiser Arian XVII aime ceci
#41
Posté 08 février 2015 - 11:12
Huniepop has better waifus than a Bioware game and they're intentionally hilarious.
Audrey = best waifu
#42
Guest_Catch This Fade_*
Posté 08 février 2015 - 11:13
Guest_Catch This Fade_*
Huniepop has better waifus than a Bioware game and they're intentionally hilarious.
Audrey = best waifu
Based dialogue LMAO
#43
Guest_E-Ro_*
Posté 08 février 2015 - 11:15
Guest_E-Ro_*
Thank goodness they are optional.
#44
Posté 09 février 2015 - 05:16
I ended up just getting a refund for DAI. Bioware just isn't the same, and now that the only two romance options for straight gamers are two manly looking women, I just can't bring myself to support Bioware anymore. That doesn't mean I'm not appreciative of Kotor, Origins, Mass Effect & Dragon Age 2. It was a great ride Bioware, good luck on your whole gay thing!
Fortunately CDProject still has balls, I can't wait for Witcher 3! i'd love to see more RPG's like the witcher.
Cool down! You've been buying bioware games all for waifus?
I'm sorry for you that even The Sims 4 is pile of trash!
#45
Posté 09 février 2015 - 05:20
Much like Netherealm studios, Bioware can't make decent female faces.
2/10 WNB DAI waifus.
<Obligatory Mileena joke>
#46
Posté 09 février 2015 - 06:31
<Obligatory Mileena joke>
Unlike the rest, Mileena has the good sense to cover her face. She's a 10/10 WB for that.
#47
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Posté 09 février 2015 - 06:47
Guest_TrillClinton_*
The romances are all pretty bad imo. The only ok one was Josephine, but only because there is no cringe worthy sex scene.Thank goodness they are optional.
You don't like direct X frame rasterized frame buffer BDSM sex? It's like you WANT to kink shame
#48
Posté 09 février 2015 - 12:06
I applaud DA:I for it's diversity of LI's but it I a curious that the game goes out of its way to restrict the vast majority of its player base.
#49
Posté 09 février 2015 - 12:09
I applaud DA:I for it's diversity of LI's but it I a curious that the game goes out of its way to restrict the vast majority of its player base.
It fell from the other side of the cliff.
#50
Posté 09 février 2015 - 12:25
Spoiler
O M G
Cassandra is a Cheburashka who has no friends!
@Seboist well thank you, voices in my head are telling me to buy this game. And so i shall.





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