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[ollyollyoxenfree]

I was less than impressed when I first found and made the Masterwork Archon Staff and found that it featured a naked female body. Probably the top staff in the game and when you're a mage inquisitor it is seen over your shoulder almost constantly. 

 

I was prepared to grumble and let it go, I'm playing a warrior this time so won't have to see it all the time any more, right?

 

Then I got the Masterwork Sten Sword Grip and found out that it was a naked woman too. You can see it on your hip in most dialogue and close up scenes and since it's white it attracts the eye. It makes no sense that a Qunari "Sten" grip would be of a naked human female! This irked me so much that I ended up crafting an inferior one instead just so I wouldn't have to think of the inappropriateness of a grip that is a naked female body.

 

Having both these items are the best of their type forces you to choose between having the best gear and constantly feeling uncomfortable. Really Bioware, given the inclusiveness and respect I've come to expect from you this was a big disappointment. 

 

 

[Just My Moniker]

[TheOgre]

W-WHAT!??!!

 

This is a thing!?

[Nefla]

It's most likely Andraste because the inquisitor really likes being the herald of Andraste no matter what the player thinks.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Was hoping this referred to armour.

 

I am crushed.

[TheOgre]

I would have loved to be a qun worshipping qunari..

 

It's most likely Andraste because the inquisitor really likes being the herald of Andraste no matter what the player thinks.

[Sunbrow]

Because naked women are top tier......geeezzz everyone knows that

[Fade-Touched-in-the-head]

I wonder if there's a grip that's just a rolled up Playboy magazine.

[Boogielicious]

So wait, just naked women?  No naked men?  That's kinda ... unfair. 

I'd much rather dw with one of each, that would be so much cooler.

[Spooky81]

Anyone that equips the Archon staff will hear the voice in their head, "Please don't fondle Andraste."

[DaemionMoadrin]

That staff is a design that appeared first in DA2. Malcom Hawke's staff if I am not mistaken.

[actionhero112]

We must have the dong staff and grip. For equality. 

[Jeffry]

That staff is a design that appeared first in DA2. Malcom Hawke's staff if I am not mistaken.

 

It was obtainable in one of those item packs DLC iirc. I liked that look tbh.

[DarkKnightHolmes]

Daario's from GoT also has it on his weapons. Must be a fantasy genre thing.

[Violetbliss]

But is it as big an outrage as Blackwall's romance card?!?!

 

In seriousness, I think we should be able to craft staves with a custom statueish bust.  Like... Dorian!

[Jeffry]

Also I want that giant statue with perfectly shaped breasts moved from Crossroads to Skyhold.

[DanteYoda]

I don't get how people can be offended by naked women, they are just probably the pinnacle of beauty..

[themikefest]

I knew about the staff, but not the sword grip

[Deebo305]

I love having naked women in my grip

[Jeffry]

Btw @OP, the staff is not the top one by a long shot. The metal utility slot brings it down a lot. You can buy a better one in the Sulevin Keep (or hope for the Seer Staff schematic to drop). The sword grip is good tho, easily one of the very best.

 

EDIT: And if you are min-maxing, Caliban or crafted masterwork sword are worse (or at the best so-so) compared to the crafted masterwork axe. And there are no female bodies on hafts

[MrSnoozer]

Have i somehow been transported to an alternate reality where the puritans still exist?

 

What the heck is wrong with the female body? Its not like the grip boobs are jiggling while your swining.

 

Uncomfortable....you would be a blast on some popular beach resort i can tell

[Frenrihr]

[MrSnoozer]

OP seems more like a conservative religious type , or maybe its the horseshoe theory coming into affect

[BronzTrooper]

Don't you know, OP?  When it isn't a photo or a video, it's art.  

[BronzTrooper]

OP seems more like a conservative religious type , or maybe its the horseshoe theory coming into affect

 

Ironic, considering how many religious paintings have nude women in them.