Well, guys, It's been real. I know that this may come as a shock, since I currently hold the Gary's Bar & Grill record for # of ME2 completions, but at some point, the free Thursday beer is not worth the pressure. Last week, I was ahead by just 284 games.
Anyway, I won't be retiring from the forum, because you all love me too much. Though I may be breaking Miranda's, Tali's, Jack's, Garrus', Thane's, Kelly's, EDI's, Morinth's, Samara's, and Steve's hearts (never Jacob, eww), I could never forgive myself if I traumatized y'all more than you already have been by 85% of the threads already posted.
What started out as a hobby quickly turned into an obsession (mostly because I could never get enough of the "probing Uranus" easter egg). But as fun as the mining minigame is, it's time to hang up the scanner and finally be a part of my 7 & 6 year old daughters' lives. Since I will still be playing ME3, I will still not have time for my wife. I mean, I already got my green card from her and everything, so I no longer have any obligation to maintain. What an idiot.
Some of you may be wondering where I got my nickname, Horra. Does anyone here watch Pokemon? Me, too. But that's beside the point. It started out since I was young, given to me within hours after stepping out of that container from the cargo vessel. My last name is Bo, and since I butchered Engrish so badly, they called me "Horra Bo", which is how I spoke the language. Also, I used to be very promiscuous. I still am, but I used to be, too.
Just lie, girls. Men don't want to hear the truth. Men don't want to hear about emotions, or we might actually start having them. Trust me. After years and years worth of divorces and other failed relationships, I know. Instead, just take it out on the crust when you make sandwiches. Boys, you know I speak the truth.
No matter what you do in life, just remember...
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was...
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It's rare to see a poster put so much effort into their posts. (and well typed too!) Easy reading.
