I keep trying to imagine what her hair must look like if it's unbraided. Does she have this thin line of long hair to braid? Eventually I decided it must be a braided headband. Idiotic hairstyle.
I get to thinking the same thing about Bann Teagen's braid. When he undoes his braid, then that hair is going to be longer than the rest of his hair. 
This goes for Zevran's braid, too. 
I know, I think too much about silly things. 
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Badly put together back grown characters who all have the same face! Damn it who is customising them?!
Also, seeing ever other npc in Hawke's/ex companion's armor. Seriously, did the Kirkwall gang have a yard sale and invite half of Thedas?
Lol! I remember when I went to talk to Cullen after arriving at Skyhold the first time, and he had 4 guys with the same face surrounding him.
DAI meets The Twilight Zone!
I have a few.
After waiting for several hours and then FINALLY getting companion banter the Requisition Officer interrupts them.
Companions knocking me off ledges and the Temple of Mythal puzzle tiles.
Companions blocking ladders and doorways. Move, ****, get out the way.
My Inquisitor getting stuck inside of a dragon.
The warriors charging off cliffs and then the rogues backflipping of them.
That one shard in the Hinterlands.
That hideous orange of dragon.
The companions running AHEAD of me as if they know where we're going.
That chest in Suledin Keep, and how when around it my companions get stuck inside a hidden wall/room/cave/thing.
Solas and Dorian thinking that they're tanks.
Solas not telling me WHERE the damn "artifact of my people" is.
Using leaping shot and flying all the way across the map.
Cassandra trying to "help" me fight an enemy by not fighting hers and bringing them over.
Bears. So many.
"I hate waiting to die." Then, I don't know, maybe GO DIE? Or just leave, you're not helping anyway.
When an enemy is trying to attack me and my party acts like nothing is happening.
Trying to get up stupid hills and stupid mountains. Especially when it turns out there's a path somewhere.
Cassandra trying to use grapple on Giants and dragons.
The way everyone walks in cut scenes.
The Hold Button does not work.
Being injured by grass??
The dead/injured/whatever people in Skyhold. Does no one care? Can someone at least clean up this mess?
Having to find quarries and logging sites. Unless you have the scouts perk.
Mounts stopping when they walk on ground that's slightly elevated.
...and I'm going to stop there.
ALL of THISSSS! except the Cassandra ones. It's weird she has been my most capable party member and I haven't used any extra power amulets on her that I farmed for other party members because I don't know where I can't find chest that spawns one for her. I have to see her use grapple on a giant! lol
The Requisition Officer is infuriating and a creep. "Inquisitor I've got something for you!" 
Leave me the eff alone!!! I don't want to do a goddamn geological survey!
I would also spend so much time trying to find a way up a damn hill when the path was just right there. And I love the when you think you are almost up the hill the inquisitor makes this giant ass jump in the other direction back down to the bottom of the hill. They couldn't make that huge jump on my way up? SMH
Bears..... relentless
I keep trying to imagine what her hair must look like if it's unbraided. Does she have this thin line of long hair to braid? Eventually I decided it must be a braided headband. Idiotic hairstyle.
lol I'm trying to figure out where it even starts and how one could braid a crown onto their head.
Not being able to ask the OGB questions whenever he see something cryptic.
Cadash: What are Titans?
Adaar: What happened to my people?
Lavellan: What's so bad about vallaslin?
Actually Gods being cryptic in general is a pet peeve of mine.
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This happened to me today! I was fighting off a bunch of bandits in Crestwood and one of my companions, not sure who, accidentally attacked a Druffalo herd after my staff strayed and hit one of the poor creatures, and then we were slaughtered! Also happened with a group of Bronto minding their own business in another area.
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Just another example of how mages are dangerous and need to be confined to circle towers...
Guest_Caoimhe_*
Just another example of how mages are dangerous and need to be confined to circle towers...
Lol no kidding! I think my Inquisitor is going to kill all of us because of her lack of aiming skills with that staff!
This happened to me today! I was fighting off a bunch of bandits in Crestwood and one of my companions, not sure who, accidentally attacked a Druffalo herd after my staff strayed and hit one of the poor creatures, and then we were slaughtered! Also happened with a group of Bronto minding their own business in another area.
I'm always so anxious whenever I'n near a Druffalo.
Me: Alright, make sure that I make no sudden movements or cast a AOE spell.
*fingers slips*
Me: Goddammit!!!
At least they attack and you can find them afterwards. I hate when I randomly hit a fennec or something and it dashes off and forces me to hunt it down so I can exit combat.
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At least they attack and you can find them afterwards. I hate when I randomly hit a fennec or something and it dashes off and forces me to hunt it down so I can exit combat.
Oh my poor fennecs! I always accidentally fry them!
Ooh, I'll play.
"Tiyed of waiting a round." This reminds me of Lili Von Shtupp from Blazing Saddles for some reason. Not a bad thing, but definitely repetitive.
Trying to have a conversation with a wounded soldier when a pack of wolves *outside* the ramparts make my companions and myself draw our weapons. Conversation over and can not be restarted. Wounded soldier is forever wounded.
Herding the golden halla back to the elven camp. When I finally do get her going in the right direction, my company suddenly decides she's the enemy. Also, random rams, fennecs, nugs... and we must chase them to the death! *HOLD* TO THE DEATH!
Suddenly, bears. Thousands of them.
That lady in Emprise du Lion who dropped something and that thing I can't pick up that's right there on that bench. Is that what you dropped? TALK TO ME! y u tempt me so?
Michel acting like I didn't just kill the desire demon and not letting me recruit him as an agent because he still thinks there is a desire demon. Sorry, choice spirit.
Just another example of how mages are dangerous and need to be confined to circle towers...
I'm playing a mage for the first time and I'm a one woman slaughter house of innocent creatures. 
We're in the Hinterlands where you can have a huge pile up of bears, dogs, smugglers, and more and we're fighting for our lives and I'll accidentally hit a ram with a spell and off go my companions, chasing the ram, leaving me all alone with the bears, dogs, and smugglers. When it is all over, if we live through the mess, there are a shameful number of innocent wildlife carcasses covering the ground. I feel so unworthy. 
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Ooh, I'll play.
"Tiyed of waiting a round." This reminds me of Lili Von Shtupp from Blazing Saddles for some reason. Not a bad thing, but definitely repetitive.
Trying to have a conversation with a wounded soldier when a pack of wolves *outside* the ramparts make my companions and myself draw our weapons. Conversation over and can not be restarted. Wounded soldier is forever wounded.
Herding the golden halla back to the elven camp. When I finally do get her going in the right direction, my company suddenly decides she's the enemy. Also, random rams, fennecs, nugs... and we must chase them to the death! *HOLD* TO THE DEATH!
Suddenly, bears. Thousands of them.
That lady in Emprise du Lion who dropped something and that thing I can't pick up that's right there on that bench. Is that what you dropped? TALK TO ME! y u tempt me so?
Michel acting like I didn't just kill the desire demon and not letting me recruit him as an agent because he still thinks there is a desire demon. Sorry, choice spirit.
I am laughing so hard right now! That Halla quest was so annoying! And yes, bears = evil that you don't need to upset like the Drufflao and you'll still get slaughtered!
I'm playing a mage for the first time and I'm a one woman slaughter house of innocent creatures.
This happened to me today! I was fighting off a bunch of bandits in Crestwood and one of my companions, not sure who, accidentally attacked a Druffalo herd after my staff strayed and hit one of the poor creatures, and then we were slaughtered! Also happened with a group of Bronto minding their own business in another area.
Funny I found this one here, as about twenty minutes ago I had a pickle in Crestwood near the Hawke-cave: three druffalos, two groups of bandits and a wolf pack all having a picnic..
I tried to clear the bandits, Varric kindly used explosive shot time and time again, leading all of them dropping their picnic cutlery and tea cups, and begun attacking me - and me, despite instructing him verbally irl (screaming at the screen) not to do it again, I did not turn it off from the tactics as I gave him the benefit of the doubt. The reality asserted itself a while later as I was reloading... I did made it in the end after few reloads, but I am not going to go Crestwood for a while. Fecking druffalos, seriously now. Of course earlier today I was ganked by Lyrium smugglers and three bears in Hinterlands simultaneously
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Funny I found this one here, as about twenty minutes ago I had a pickle in Crestwood near the Hawke-cave: three druffalos, two groups of bandits and a wolf pack all having a picnic..
I tried to clear the bandits, Varric kindly used explosive shot time and time again, leading all of them dropping their picnic cutlery and tea cups, and begun attacking me - and me, despite instructing him verbally irl (screaming at the screen) not to do it again, I did not turn it off from the tactics as I gave him the benefit of the doubt. The reality asserted itself a while later as I was reloading... I did made it in the end after few reloads, but I am not going to go Crestwood for a while. Fecking druffalos, seriously now. Of course earlier today I was ganked by Lyrium smugglers and three bears in Hinterlands simultaneously
That's it! That's where I got slaughtered! Lol I tried so hard to aim at the bandits only, but one accidental hit to the Druffalo and everything in the area was my enemy!
And yes, when I'm seeking out the Mercenary Fortress in the Hinterlands, I usually have 3-4 bears join in the fight!
On PC version, during battles the mouse cursor repeatedly DISAPPEARS. This is infuriating. Serioously, if you can't fix this, do the world a grand favor and offer your letter of resignation.
On PC version, during battles the mouse cursor repeatedly DISAPPEARS. This is infuriating. Serioously, if you can't fix this, do the world a grand favor and offer your letter of resignation.
Before they added the option to make our cursors bigger, I would lose sight of my cursor during battles...it was esp hard as a DW rogue. Now I have this giant cursor on my screen, which is unsightly, but at least I can see it. 
*Having to back-track to certain zones to unlock a door because you did not have Deft Hands/Fine Tools at the time.
*Finding every Logging Site and Quarry. Yet by the end of the game, Skyhold still looks like sh!t.
*Having to choose between a Sparring Ring or The Infirmary. They do not even share the same damn building!
*Not being able to fix Cullen's floor and ceiling. Not to mention picking all that rotten wood up laying around his office/bedroom.
Many things annoy me, but these are the ones that make me go, ORLY? every damned time. The last 3 in particular--it's just limitation for the sake of bloodymindedness. Canadians live with snow, right, so Bioware should know how it works? How has Cullen not frozen to death; he doesn't even have a fire?? Or is it magickal snow? I'm Australian, so I don't know--that could be a thing, right?
(Also, the Templar/Mage Tower choice. The lower level of the Tempar choice has nothing but a sword hanging... in mid air. Like someone forgot to finish modelling it. Even if I choose "Templar" for storyline I'm going with the mage tower from now on).
Also, needing all those quarries for a tiny arena made out of... wood. Internal inconsistency annoys the everliving... bananas.... out of me.
Choosing the infirmary moves the surgeon, but all those poor buggers lying out in the cold courtyard (sans blankets or... y'know, medical care) don't move.
But the one that pops my cork is the Deft Hands one. Even knowing it's coming I want to scratch my own soul out and feed it to Cthulhu's baby mountain goat every time I have to take the perk. VARRIC spent 7 years with Hawke opening every damned thing he could set his hands on, and now he can't manage a mere door?
C'mon. Cassandra can singlehandedly break down Castle gates into sad splinters. Just kick the door open, people, I don't have time for this stuff.
Skyhold not being completely fixed. Holes in the roof? Large hole in the wall on your way to the warroom. The area on the way to my quarters is a mess. Come on!
Not to mention the big-arsed Templar banner going up in there. Forgot about that.
I want to rip the thing down and shred it. Especially when Mage.
Also, I'd like to change the decor on my mantle, thanks. And will someone please install some baths!?
So, my turn to have fun with this - just finished all modes including nightmare:
1.HOLD you basterds.............I said .........HOLD - hey you - idiot companion person - wtf? leave that nug alone I'm surrounded by lyrium lurkers, bears and mabaris and I can't even get into the camp
2.Whaddya mean there are 4 great bears attacking at once?????????????Hey you lot - useless companion persons - anyone notice the constantly re-spawning lurkers and mabari here as well - oh and can that npc squatting down picking a blade of grass get the eff out of my way?
3.Hey - who put that freakin' shard up on top of the waterfall - you want me to do what? Spend 3 hours jumping to it - naff off!
4.So I'm now on a balancing beam with crows trying to throw me off in the waterfall - I S A I D....H O L D you asshats
5.Shards must be useful for elveney something - I'm old, I spent 965 hours finding them - put some freakin' steps there buddy I can't be arsed jumping up there now - I'm tired
6. The CC - mmmmmmmmm love plastic hair, must be all the rage somewhere, and clown make up - so totally awesome
7. The gorilla walk of shame - oops, I don't wanna tell anyone, but I think I got something nasty stuck in my drawers - haven't had time to do anything about that, haven't had a bath or change of clothes for at least 102 hours......
8. Hey you dork brain - STOP pushing me off everything and STOP running around like headless chooks when I am trying to have a conversation that can't be repeated - no-one teach you any manners?
9.Oh give me a break - tac camera? Disabled it entirely
10.Tactics - who needs those in nightmare mode (or any other) - just run off, do your own thing and drink all the potions so's I have to return to camp every 30 seconds and then spend another 2 hours farming crap bits of greenery - yeah well, so now don't drink anything until 10% and if yer ded - sod ya!
11. Did the armorer not get any design training? Master Wade would be seriously pissed - the Freddy Flinstone yellow ones make me cry with laughter - can't have anyone wearing them, can't concentrate
12.Oooooooooooh, there's a dragon - yes, why not, don't think tactics, just run in there - I thought I said HOLD - cloak revive cloak revive cloak revive cloak revive...what was I doing? Dat big-ass dragon is freezing/burning/electrocuting my butt off - oh, no potions left? - just as well I'm carrying 900+ elfroot then
13.Did I need a cursor during battle to target anything? Oh no, that's right I only need it to change the positions of my abilities on the LOCKED bar so now when I make the glorious leap for a twin fang attack I leap backwards AWAY from the target and find I am suddenly playing Cassandra who is bellowing in the face of a dragon - eggscellent!
14. Dead Hand cave - OMG HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU???? HOLD - gotta remind myself it's midnight and the neighbours can hear me shouting................
Have fun everyone! 
I suck at pacing this game.
Just as with my first character whom I "cancelled" at some point, I started being underpowered, did some stuff, and now boom - I'm level 18, and I barely explored half of the areas in the game. I have yet to even start Wicked Eyes & Wicked hearts.
Problem is, the Hissing Wastes is my favourite area, and it contains some of the best loot in the game (including the best masterwork bow schematic); yet it yields so many EXP with such little effort. This is always where I start going off the track.
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