And just think there are at least 2 more 50 Shades movies too... Hooray for cinema!
You just made me think of the last 50 Shades book being split into two films...
WHY???!!!
Go see SpongeBob instead if you want to see a movie today.
And just think there are at least 2 more 50 Shades movies too... Hooray for cinema!
You just made me think of the last 50 Shades book being split into two films...
WHY???!!!
You know it's gonna happen.
Gotta grab that cash!!!
Isnt the movie you want to see coming out this year? I mean if your at a strib club and not checking out the chicks
*Makes note of the date in diary* .... ![]()
Yay...I've found something to do on Valentines Day....counting those abs ![]()
You just made me think of the last 50 Shades book being split into two films...
WHY???!!!
Perhaps the government is trying out a new form of torture.... ![]()
Guest_simfamUP_*
Nice try, But It wouldn't work. You'd just find me sitting very quietly staring at something that I'd think would be a good concept as a videogame or a movie.
Just sayin'.
Not when Candy rubs her boobs* on your face.
You'll have trouble walking out with your balls swollen to the size of melons.
*The mods are woken.
Guest_Catch This Fade_*
My social life in the real is nil
So I always come here to talk and chill
#BARS
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Not when Candy rubs her t*ts on your face.
You'll have trouble walking out with your balls swollen to the size of melons.
Trust me, It wouldn't happen. The only chance you got with me is to exhaust the crap out of me then take me there. And even then I might not agree.
I really am not a big fan of sex.
Guest_simfamUP_*
Trust me, It wouldn't happen. The only chance you got with me is to exhaust the crap out of me then take me there. And even then I might not agree.
I really am not a big fan of sex.
Suuuure.
No one is a big fan of anything until they can't count to three.
lol if you think you're going in sober, buddy!
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Suuuure.
No one is a big fan of anything until they can't count to three.
lol if you think you're going in sober, buddy!
Well, I have never been drunk in my life, But, I don't think that'd change my mind either. Even more importantly, I don't think I'd allow myself to get THAT drunk.
Guest_simfamUP_*
Well, I have never been drunk in my life, But, I don't think that'd change my mind either. Even more importantly, I don't think I'd allow myself to get THAT drunk.
Therein lies the problem.
You haven't lived until you've woken up on a bench next to some dude called Pepe.
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Therein lies the problem.
You haven't lived until you've woken up on a bench next to some dude called Pepe.
I don't find joy in that, At all. The thing that please me the most is to stay alone and to let my imagination go wild or create stuff out of paper or wood. Maybe someday, I will invent the Iron Man suit in my garage too. ![]()
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
I'm just not interested in a relationship.
Okay, the real answer is I misplaced her power source. Anyone seen a baseball sized String Reactor?
You know, You and I should be friends. ![]()
Guest_simfamUP_*
I don't find joy in that, At all. The thing that please me the most is to stay alone and to let my imagination go wild or create stuff out of paper or wood. Maybe someday, I will invent the Iron Man suit in my garage too.
Alcohol is humanity's friend.
Can you abandon a friend?
Well if you're going to be an asexual celibate just be awesome about it.

Duty Attenborough.
Be like him.
So take notes.
My wife and I decided to cancel our trip, and stay home. We got up at about 6:00 AM and started drinking. Now I'm on the internet while she sleeps. Best anniversary ever.
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Alcohol is humanity's friend.
Can you abandon a friend?
Well if you're going to be an asexual celibate just be awesome about it.
Duty Attenborough.
Be like him.
So take notes.
Well, That's another part of me that my I am not a social person. My sense of humor doesn't come out unless I'm in the company of people i trust and feel comfortable around. Pretty sure i told you that before, Haven't I?
Guest_simfamUP_*
Well, That's another part of me that my I am not a social person. My sense of humor doesn't come out unless I'm in the company of people i trust and feel comfortable around. Pretty sure i told you that before, Haven't I?
Candy will be your best friend for 100 bucks in her thong.
Therein lies the problem.
You haven't lived until you've woken up on a bench next to some dude called Pepe.
Oh...Pepe and I are old friends ![]()
Guest_TrillClinton_*
My social life in the real is nil
So I always come here to talk and chill
#BARS
TALK THAT **** REEZY
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Oh...Pepe and I are old friends

Guest_simfamUP_*
Oh...Pepe and I are old friends
Silver!
How belittling of you!
I always saw you as a Pablo sort of woman ![]()
Guest_Catch This Fade_*
Therein lies the problem.
You haven't lived until you've woken up on a bench next to some dude called Pepe.
Lol alcohol drinking plebs.
#SOBERMASTERRACE
Candy will be your best friend for 100 bucks in her thong.
A 100 bucks?!?! Damn how expensive are strippers nowadays? ![]()
*ponders how many notes I could stuff in Magic Mikes thong* ![]()
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Candy will be your best friend for 100 bucks in her thong.
Try harder, Sim. ![]()