Lol alcohol drinking plebs.
#SOBERMASTERRACE
Never touched alcohol in my life.
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Lol alcohol drinking plebs.
#SOBERMASTERRACE
Never touched alcohol in my life.
Silver!
How belittling of you!
I always saw you as a Pablo sort of woman
Tch Sim...Of course I know Pablo... he was on the opposite bench... ![]()
Guest_simfamUP_*
Lol alcohol drinking plebs.
#SOBERMASTERRACE
I haven't drunk for 4 months.
Doesn't mean I'll stop forever tho mauahaha xD
A 100 bucks?!?! Damn how expensive are strippers nowadays?
*ponders how many notes I could stuff in Magic Mikes thong*
It's 250 for VIP ![]()
Guest_Catch This Fade_*
Never touched alcohol in my life.
I probably can't handle it. I'm a social butterfly who couldn't accomplish anything in my life if I indulge in alcohol.
Guest_simfamUP_*
Try harder, Sim.
It's hard trying to surgically remove the carrot named celibacy from your ass.
But don't worry.
I will find you.
And I will pay for your call girl.
Candy is always waiting.
Tch Sim...Of course I know Pablo... he was on the opposite bench...
Daayuum Silver!
*brofist*
Guest_TrillClinton_*
I probably can't handle it. I'm a social butterfly who couldn't accomplish anything in my life if I indulge in alcohol.
R.I.P in pieces
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
It's hard trying to surgically remove the carrot named celibacy from your ass.
But don't worry.
I will find you.
And I will pay for your call girl.
Candy is always waiting.
Daayuum Silver!
*brofist*
And trust me, You won't be able to remove it. ![]()
Wait Sim...is that 250 pounds, euros or dollars? ...dammit I need to start saving for next Valentines day ![]()
oh and *brofist* ....hmm...does that still work if I'm a woman?....should I do a *sisfist*....okay...no that just sounds gross.... ![]()
Oh and Leo8Skylar .....what if it was a buy one and get one free offer with the strippers?....would that tempt you? ![]()
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Wait Sim...is that 250 pounds, euros or dollars? ...dammit I need to start saving for next Valentines day
oh and *brofist* ....hmm...does that still work if I'm a woman?....should I do a *sisfist*....okay...no that just sounds gross....
Oh and Leo8Skylar .....what if it was a buy one and get one free offer with the strippers?....would that tempt you?
I'd consider it, But no guarantees.
Most likely no though. ![]()
I'd consider it, But no guarantees.
Most likely no though.
Hmm......how about get three for the price of two? ![]()
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Hmm......how about get three for the price of two?
Three for the price of one and you have a 50/50 chance of cutting a deal with me. And it also depends on the quality of the strippers. ![]()
Three for the price of one and you have a 50/50 chance of cutting a deal with me. And it also depends on the quality of the strippers.
You have a good point there ...it's no good if you end up with some nasty strippers
....I believe we need to turn to our expert here. ![]()
Sim...what kind of quality strippers could you get doing a 3 for the price of 1 deal? ![]()
I'm probably here because of how unlikable I am. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.
I'm probably here because of how unlikable I am. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.
Awwww .... don't say that ....here have a hug
and a like...see someone does like you \o/

Never touched alcohol in my life.
I'm totally not *guzzleguzzleguzzle* drinking right now.
I look like a zombie at nights. If any girl likes me in a day(t), at night she would flee.
Guest_TrillClinton_*
I'm totally not *guzzleguzzleguzzle* drinking right now.
Having a cold pilsner would be criminal right now
Having a cold pilsner would be criminal right now
*hic* Which one of you is saying that? ![]()
*hic* Which one of you is saying that?
it's the one in the middle....when drunk...always go for the one in the middle ![]()
Guest_simfamUP_*
Wait Sim...is that 250 pounds, euros or dollars? ...dammit I need to start saving for next Valentines day
oh and *brofist* ....hmm...does that still work if I'm a woman?....should I do a *sisfist*....okay...no that just sounds gross....
Oh and Leo8Skylar .....what if it was a buy one and get one free offer with the strippers?....would that tempt you?
250 euroes.
And you're offering him?
Hmm......how about get three for the price of two?
DAMMIT SILVER! :-(
Three for the price of one and you have a 50/50 chance of cutting a deal with me. And it also depends on the quality of the strippers.
I'm calling b*llocks on everything, naturally.
You can't say no to anything with size D breasts and ass to die for.
I don't care what disposition you have towards x y or z.
You'll have a boner for the next two weeks of your life xD
Man...
I gotta come rescue you.
it's the one in the middle....when drunk...always go for the one in the middle
I've been fooled before!
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
250 euroes.
And you're offering him?
DAMMIT SILVER! :-(
I'm calling b*llocks on everything, naturally.
You can't say no to anything with size D breasts and ass to die for.
I don't care what disposition you have towards x y or z.
You'll have a boner for the next two weeks of your life xD
Man...
I gotta come rescue you.
What's a D size breasts?
Sorry, I don't know much about these stuff.
Try me. ![]()
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
You know Sim, The last thing you want to try with me when trying to convince me of something is to challenge me.
Okay...250 euros ...*starts a piggy bank for stripper* ![]()
Was I not supposed to offer Sim?...I can't help it...I like a bargain...I thought maybe Leo did too ![]()
D size? ...what about E size....or double E ...or if that's not to your liking...perhaps F, G or H ![]()
Guest_simfamUP_*
I'm not not gonna convince you at all.
But Candy will.