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Its Valentine's day. What is your excuse for being here?


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#151
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I've been fooled before!

 

Hmm...okay...well if you've gone past the stage of triple vision and are now on quad vision then yeah ..l.picking the middle one could be tricky.... :huh:



#152
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Okay...250 euros ...*starts a piggy bank for stripper*  ^_^

 

Was I not supposed to offer Sim?...I can't help it...I like a bargain...I thought maybe Leo did too  :lol:

 

D size? ...what about E size....or double E ...or if that's not to your liking...perhaps F, G or H  :D

 

All boobs are awesome.

 

No matter the size.

 

They are god's gift to man and women and every good thing on Earth.

 

So, as a certain Lannister said...

 

"Where's the god of T*ts and Wine?"

 

Because there certainly should be one.



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Okay...250 euros ...*starts a piggy bank for stripper*  ^_^

 

Was I not supposed to offer Sim?...I can't help it...I like a bargain...I thought maybe Leo did too  :lol:

 

D size? ...what about E size....or double E ...or if that's not to your liking...perhaps F, G or H  :D

 

What's the difference between a D sized breasts and an E sized breasts? SOMEBODY, EXPLAIN! :D

 

 

I'm not not gonna convince you at all.

 

But Candy will.

 

I'm really starting to wonder who that "Candy" is.



#154
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Sim...do you mean this Candy? .... :P

 

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Okay...250 euros ...*starts a piggy bank for stripper*  ^_^

 

Was I not supposed to offer Sim?...I can't help it...I like a bargain...I thought maybe Leo did too  :lol:

 

D size? ...what about E size....or double E ...or if that's not to your liking...perhaps F, G or H  :D

 

Forum starts with why you are alone, goes to how mcuh a stripper is :)



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Sim...do you mean this Candy? .... :P

 

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Doesn't look that attractive actually.


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#157
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What's the difference between a D sized breasts and an E sized breasts? SOMEBODY, EXPLAIN! :D

 

 

 

Well the letter in a bra measurement relates to the size of a woman's breasts ....so...

 

A = Small ....

B = bit bigger 

C = bigger still 

D = large

E = even larger

F = more than a handful 

G = could cause serious eye damage with any sudden movements 

H = could impair a woman's balance 

 

Hope this helps  :D


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#158
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Forum starts with why you are alone, goes to how mcuh a stripper is :)

 

I blame Sim  :bandit:



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My social life in the real is nil
So I always come here to talk and chill

#BARS


Haven't you had your fill?

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Well the letter in a bra measurement relates to the size of a woman's breasts ....so...

 

A = Small ....

B = bit bigger 

C = bigger still 

D = large

E = even larger

F = more than a handful 

G = could cause serious eye damage with any sudden movements 

H = could impair a woman's balance 

 

Hope this helps  :D

 Doesn't H stand for injected with helium?


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#161
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Reason #243 why I'm here:

 

People talking about breasts.
What else does a 19-year old guy need?


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#162
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Waiting for my wife to get off work!



#163
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I am here enjoying all the comments!  :D



#164
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 Doesn't H stand for injected with helium?

 

hmmm....now there's an idea...floating boobs...a woman would never have to worry about sagging ever again  :lol:


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#165
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*sniffle*...all my likes have gone  :crying:


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*sniffle*...all my likes have gone  :crying:

It's okay, I still like you.


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#167
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Waiting for my wife to get off work!

LoLMarriage



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LoLMarriage

lolraige?

 

LOL Rage?

 

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Haven't you had your fill?

I'm a glutton for interaction so I'll never have my fill

That's like asking George Foreman fans if they had enough of his grill

 

#BARSSTILL



#170
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I see the Valentines Day thread has progressed naturally to strippers. What's a Valentines Day without strippers? A bad day.


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I see the Valentines Day thread has progressed naturally to strippers. What's a Valentines Day without strippers? A bad day.

Forgot the cocaine



#172
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Forgot the cocaine

That's implied. ALWAYS!



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Because I bought some Cherry Kijafa and it tastes like cough syrup and it might kill me.


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#174
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Watch out, I think that's what almost did Lil Wayne in.



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Because I bought some Cherry Kijafa and it tastes like cough syrup and it might kill me.

It's like you don't even drink lean. Stop being such a casual and start sippin' on some sizzurp.