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Its Valentine's day. What is your excuse for being here?

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#176
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 12:38

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It's like you don't even drink lean. Stop being such a casual and start sippin' on some sizzurp.

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#177
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 12:41

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Watch out, I think that's what almost did Lil Wayne in.

 

If nothing has stopped him now, I don't think this will.

 

 

It's like you don't even drink lean. Stop being such a casual and start sippin' on some sizzurp.

 

Give me dat bottle, bruh

 

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#178
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 12:42

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Sim...do you mean this Candy? .... :P

 

Spoiler

 

I hope so :devil:

 

Doesn't look that attractive actually.

 

And blowjobs aren't awesome.

 

Riiiiight :bandit:

 

I blame Sim  :bandit:

 

Everybody blames me.

 

Head to the anime thread.

 

I caused SAO2 according to them.

 

I see the Valentines Day thread has progressed naturally to strippers. What's a Valentines Day without strippers? A bad day.

 

I blame sim.


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#179
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 12:44

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I hope so :devil:

 

 

And blowjobs aren't awesome.

 

Riiiiight :bandit:

 

 

Everybody blames me.

 

Head to the anime thread.

 

I caused SAO2 according to them.

 

 

I blame sim.

 

There's something called "Standards", By my standards, She's not really that attractive. Good looking, Yes, But no where near the bombshell you promised me. :P


#180
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 12:45

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Watch out, I think that's what almost did Lil Wayne in.


#181
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 12:45

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Watch out, I think that's what almost did Lil Wayne in.


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#182
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 12:51

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#183
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 12:55

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I blame sim.

It's always sim's fault tbh. Even when it isn't.


#184
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 12:58

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"F*ck a pillow, f*ck a sheet. I wake up and beat my meat." LMAO


#185
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 12:59

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"F*ck a pillow, f*ck a sheet. I wake up and beat my meat." LMAO

roflmaoooooooooooooo I love it


#186
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:03

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Ah strip clubs. The place where you pay to get teased. 


#187
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:04

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Ah strip clubs. The place where you pay to get teased. 

I go there for the music


#188
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:16

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Well, it's nice we can blame someone for things.

 

Flat tire? Damnit Sim.

Out of milk? Damnit Sim.

Internet no longer working? Damnit Sim.

No date on Valentine's? Damnit Sim.

Having a bad day? Damnit Sim.

No free HD porn? Goddamnit Sim would you stop making our lives miserable?!


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#189
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:20

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There's something called "Standards", By my standards, She's not really that attractive. Good looking, Yes, But no where near the bombshell you promised me. :P

 

Well...

 

'Candy' is just a name I came up with.

 

You know...

 

Stereotypical stripper name and all.

 

It's always sim's fault tbh. Even when it isn't.

 

Ikr?

 

What a dick.


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#190
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:22

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Ah strip clubs. The place where you pay to get teased. 

 

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Well, it's nice we can blame someone for things.

 

Flat tire? Damnit Sim.

Out of milk? Damnit Sim.

Internet no longer working? Damnit Sim.

No date on Valentine's? Damnit Sim.

Having a bad day? Damnit Sim.

No free HD porn? Goddamnit Sim would you stop making our lives miserable?!

 

I blame myself for this.

 

:-(


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#191
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:30

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There's something called "Standards", By my standards, She's not really that attractive. Good looking, Yes, But no where near the bombshell you promised me. :P

Who's this person you're talking about? She better be a dime.


#192
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:31

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Who's this person you're talking about? She better be a dime.

 

So pretty

 

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#193
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:35

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There's something called "Standards", By my standards, She's not really that attractive. Good looking, Yes, But no where near the bombshell you promised me. :P

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JK


#194
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:38

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why the Feck do i need human interaction? those ba****ds annoy me.

i have 2 hands a Va**na and the internet is full of porn. 


#195
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:39

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I'll have you know Sim, my nuts are not big enough to warrant a wheel-barrel. You suck f*** lol 


#196
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:43

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Just a hold all then?


#197
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:50

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What are you talking about, Dee?
 
Valentines Day is great!
 
...
 
Free HD Porn at Pornhub and all...
 
People just don't appreciate the little things

 
I've never understood porn's glorification at all. Professional porn is too artificial and amateur porn might as well be two dogs humping under a bed sheet. It's all pretty **** tbh. I see it as voyeurism and I'm not into that.
 
Now a good glass of brandy on the other hand? That's all I need for pleasure.  ^_^


#198
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:52

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So pretty

 

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Lol touché Ruggles


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#199
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:53

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why the Feck do i need human interaction? those ba****ds annoy me.

i have 2 hands a Va**na and the internet is full of porn. 

Bruh... Did you just censor bastards and vagina? What is this?


#200
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Posté 15 février 2015 - 01:56

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I've never understood porn's glorification at all. Professional porn is too artificial and amateur porn might as well be two dogs humping under a bed sheet. It's all pretty **** tbh. I see it as voyeurism and I'm not into that.
 
Now a good glass of brandy on the other hand? That's all I need for pleasure.  ^_^

 

When a dude needs to bust a nut... he needs to bust a nut.

 

And imagination don't cut it.


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