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#1
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I decided Stormheart might be right and maybe a zebra does, in fact, need rollerskates. 

Plus things have really quieted down around here.  *crickets chirping*  At the risk of ending up like our many fallen comrades, I figure we might as well try for some lighthearted fun.

 

Here's how it works:  Poster throws out 3 poeple/things/ideas (really almost any noun) and you decide who you'd shoot, who you'd like to bone, and who you'd marry.  You can offer explanations if you think it's relevant.

 

For example: Loghain, Meredith, Corypheus

 

Shoot - Corypheus.  Because darkspawn magister? Not touching that.  And his insides are on his outside.

Bone - Meredith.  She's crazy.  And crazy chicks are supposedly good in bed.

Marry - Loghain.  He's not hideous to look at, he's very smart, and I think generally well intentioned even though he made a few mistakes.  I think we'd have interesting conversations.

 

Remember, kids: LIGHTHEARTED.  Play nice. Don't get mad if someone decides to kill your favorite fictional character.  It's just their opinion.  And for pity's sake, don't use other posters.  That's a one way ticket to a ban.

 

 

 

I'll get things started, with my impossible scenario:

 

Netflix, pizza, alcohol



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Shoot alcohol, because people get addicted to it

 

Bone pizza because who hasn't at this point

 

Marry Netflix because hey, entertainment right?

 

Shoot, Bone, or Marry-

 

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Shoot the bungie forums, bone the BSN and marry the bethesda forums

 

Charlie sheen,lindsay lohan and Courtney love


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Shoot - Lindsay, even though I love seeing what train wreck she'll cause next

Bone - Charlie, He seems like a good time

Marry - Courtney, because I used to really like Hole.  Plus I'll be vicariously hanging out with Kurt Cobain, who I was totally going to marry when I was in 5th grade.

 

Suspected crime NFL Ray trifecta!

Ray Rice, Ray Lewis, Ray McDonald

 

On second thought, that's too dark.

 

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Mindy Kaling



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Marry Tina, bone Amy, shoot Mindy.

 

Michael Keaton, George Clooney, Val Kilmer


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Bone, Bone, Bone

 

Oh snap!

 

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the Donnas, Kittie, Blackthorn



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Your Mom.

Your Mom.

Your Mom.

Pluss i'd probbably bang your Sister too.


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Shoot the bungie forums, bone the BSN and marry the bethesda forums

 

Charlie sheen,lindsay lohan and Courtney love

 

Good choice, I don't think mom would approve of teh BSN. 



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Good choice, I don't think mom would approve of teh BSN. 

Your profie pic is magic


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leighzard

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Redirecting...

 

 

Magic Mike, Christian Grey, Edward Cullen... can't shoot them all!



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LPPrince

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Goddamn it

 

I...

 

This isn't right

 

Aww damn it

 

Shoot CG

 

Bone EC

 

Marry MM

 

Now then, Bone, Shoot, or Marry-

 

The last three posters in this thread. Note, Shoot=Water Gun. :P


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Shoot Turing

Bone Lebo

Marry LP

 

 

 

 

Greedo, Boba Fett, Cad Bane.


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Kaiser Arian XVII

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Torture, Execute, Exile

 

Not gay, so don't expect me to bone or marry any male character!

 

Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna



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Shoot LG, Bone MC, Marry Rihanna

 

Queen Elsa(Frozen), Hermione Granger(Harry Potter), Bayonetta(Metal Gear Solid)


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Your profie pic is magic

You would say that, Benny.



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Kaiser Arian XVII

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Bone Marry Elsa

Marry Shoot Hermione

Shoot Bone Bayonetta

 

^ Sorry, I thought Hermione is someone else! Now everything is changed!

 

Jean Grey, Black Widow, Miss Martian


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Shoot LG, Bone MC, Marry Rihanna

 

Queen Elsa(Frozen), Hermione Granger(Harry Potter), Bayonetta(Metal Gear Solid)

There's a ether in here. Anyway...

 

Shoot Elsa, Bone Bayonetta, Marry Hermoine. Dammit Kaiser

 

Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo


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Kaiser Arian XVII

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Shoot Xbox

Marry PS

Bone Nintendo

 

Star Wars, Star Trek, Mass Effect

 

&

 

Jean Grey, Black Widow, Miss Martian



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Shoot: Jean Grey since she dies anyways.

Bone: Black Widow, preferably the Scarlet Johansson Version

Marry: Miss Martian, preferably the non Teen Titan Version

 

The Bunz, OneWomanArmy, Leo8Skylar.



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Shoot autotune for making wannabes pop stars

 

Bone Lynda Carter in her Wonder Woman days

 

Marry ..... Gamora from GOTG



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Shoot Leo8Skylar (he's read so many comics, he can dodge bullets)
Bang TheBunz (selfies are the hottest
Marry OWA (because you always lose fights with your wife - might as well lose to an army)


Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack), Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Optimis Prime (Transformers)
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Shoot Leo8Skylar (he's read so many comics, he can dodge bullets)
Bang TheBunz (selfies are the hottest
Marry OWA (because you always lose fights with your wife - might as well lose to an army)


Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack), Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Optimis Prime (Transformers)

 

Cut off one head and two more shall take its place! :D

 

Shoot: Samurai Jack.

 

Bone: Sokka. Despite the fact that I have never watched Avatar: The Last Airbender.

 

Marry: Optimus Prime. :D Because:

 

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Thanos, Ultron, Loki.



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Shoot Thanos
Bone Loki
Marry Ultron

Loki should be obv., but I'm not explaining Ultron

Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie
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Would Ultron say yes to getting married?

After all... "there are no strings on me..."

Shoot Rainbow Dash (she's fast enough to dodge)
Bone Pewtie Pie (I mean, pie is in the name)
Marry Applejack (gotta always marry a country girl)


Doc Brown (Back to the Future), Lex Luthor (Superman), Spock (Star Trek)
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Shoot Doc

Bone Lex (Smallville version)

Marry Spock

 

Chris Pine, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt


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