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What do you think of
Sera, Vivienne and Florianne ?
This one's easy!
F: Vivienne
M: Sera
K: Duchess in a box
For whoever wants to take another challenge: Dog (from DAO), Justice (in Awakening, with the zombie body) and the Arishok from DA2.
Ah... I thought I could, but afraid not. Every combo I can think of has me running for the brain bleach. 
Guest_Donkson_*
Among those 3...
F - Florianne (this one was easy, she's evil, and that's sexy)
M - Vivienne (money and power)
K - Sera (talks too much)
For whoever wants to take another challenge: Dog (from DAO), Justice (in Awakening, with the zombie body) and the Arishok from DA2.
I'll take the challenge. Probably shoot myself later though.
F - Dog (headcanon that it's a female)
M - Arishok (it will be a celibate marriage, though... hang on. Isn't that all marriages anyway?)
K: Justice with zombie bod. Cause he's a tosser.
At least once you're a few years in.
Hah, you're a braver soul than me! I thought about this for a second and just backed away.
Guest_Donkson_*
At least once you're a few years in.
Hah, you're a braver soul than me! I thought about this for a second and just backed away.
What about this challenge, then?
Broodmother
Mother Giselle
Florianne in a box
This is actually doable
F: Mother Giselle
M: Florianne in a box (does that make the character a noble? Does it? I hope it does... 
)
K: Broodmother (though... if someone were to make an anime of the choices... well... I'm trash enough that I wouldn't skip it if it had the Broodmother in the first position. 
)
ok then, here you are:
Krem, Harding, Carver Hawke
F - Krem
M - Harding
K - Carver
What about...Ser Karras, Ser Alrik, and DA:I Samson?
Of all the companions:
F: Since I couldn't have Dorian (female), Fenris
M: Again no Dorian, soooo Cullen?
K: Sera. G'bye!
With the above:
F: Samson (that voice)
M: Alrik?
K: Karras
How about Wynne, Greagoir, and Irving?
Of all the companions:
F: Since I couldn't have Dorian (female), Fenris
M: Again no Dorian, soooo Cullen?
K: Sera. G'bye!
With the above:
F: Samson (that voice)
M: Alrik?
K: Karras
How about Wynne, Greagoir, and Irving?
kill - Bartrand
F- Branka
M - Meredith
Harding, Dagna, Sigrun
kill - Bartrand
F- Branka
M - Meredith
Harding, Dagna, Sigrun
F- Dagna
M - Sigrun
K - Harding
Alistair, Varric, Dorian
WeLLL this who thought a degenerate thread, could devolve into an even MORE degenerate thread? To all the degenerates out there.. I salute you! 
Fu*k: Morrigan
Marry: Leliana
Kill: Sera
Kill - Vivienne, Sera, Cullen, and Blackwall. And probably Iron Bull and Cole.
F- Dagna
M - Sigrun
K - Harding
Alistair, Varric, Dorian
So: Morrigan, Velanna, Vivienne.
Oghren, Sigrun, Varric.
Leliana, Josephine, Cullen.
Now you try.
If I understand this right...
F: Morrigan (before she got breast reduction surgery, or else Velanna).
M: Sigrun. Only female option... Probably my last choice of female companion (unless you count poor dead Mhairi).
K: Cullen. Only male option.
If I don't understand this right...
F: Morrigan.
M: Velanna.
K: Vivienne... I guess...
F: Sigrun.
M: Varric, because I don't have to F him.
K: Oghren. Only because Varric is more financially stable.
F: Josephine.
M: Leliana. 
K: Cullen.
F - Dog (headcanon that it's a female)
This breaks my immersion. Dog is always male.
F-Dorian
M-Alistair
K-Varric
Merrill, Alistair, Josephine
* sighs * I hate you....
F: Josephine
M: Merrill
K: Alistair (sry buddy 
)
Screw: Lelianna because I feel like she would be into some weird kinky ****, not to mention her flexibility.
Marry: I would most likely pick Lelianna again because she is a trustful companion who you can always rely on (Plus more wild sex), but if thats not an option then Morrigan because I can't imagine having a boring day with her as my wife.
Kill: Vivienne because I hate narcissists.
Screw: Lelianna because I feel like she would be into some weird kinky ****, not to mention her flexibility.
Marry: I would most likely pick Lelianna again because she is a trustful companion who you can always rely on (Plus more wild sex), but if thats not an option then Morrigan because I can't imagine having a boring day with her as my wife.
Kill: Vivienne because I hate narcissists.
Then she electrocutes you because you forgot her birthday.
Guest_Donkson_*
WeLLL this who thought a degenerate thread, could devolve into an even MORE degenerate thread? To all the degenerates out there.. I salute you!
What about this challenge, then?
Broodmother
Mother Giselle
Florianne in a box
Alright!
F: Mother Giselle
M: Florianne in a box
K: Broodmother
Married to a duchess in a box is an actual improvement to some marriages. I could use her as a wine-stand, and I hear pine is in fashion this season!
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