Morgan Freeman.
Job done.
Don't need anyone else.
Yeah you do his mo-fo PA.
Morgan Freeman.
Job done.
Don't need anyone else.
Yeah you do his mo-fo PA.
I'm lazy, actually sleepy, so I just edit Lotion's list:
Oh I have to change some numbers entirely...
1. Kaiser Rainhard (LOGH - Tactician)
2. Green Lantern (DC - Very useful asset)
3. Captain America (Marvel - Great fighter with iron will)
4. Mordin Solus (ME - De Professor)
5. Bastila Shan (Star Wars - Battle Meditation / Jedi Knight)
6. Hijikata (Gintama - Shinsengumi's second in command / Master Swordsman)
7. Zhuge Liang (Three Kingdoms - Master Strategist/Tactician)
8. Piccolo (Dragon Ball Z - Ki Fighter)
9. Alicia (Valkyria Chronicles - Riflegurl)
10. Robin (One Piece - Dem hands / Archeologist)
11. Hercule Poirot (Inspector / Investigator)
12. Morrigan (DA - Master in different schools of magic)
you ****** i was just about to post a Squirrel Girl joke
Alita - Battle Angel Alita
Guts - Berserk
Tetsuo - Akira
Batman - Batman
Simon - Gurren Lagann
The Doctor - Doctor Who
Galactus - Marvel
Triss Merigold - The Witcher
Dark Schneider - Bastard!
Goku - Dragon Ball
Spawn
Darth Revan
Before I assemble this team I'll get an Eyepath.
1. The Arrow (Leader/Trainer/Survival Expert/Marksmen)
2. Iron Man (Technology/Finance)
3. Gabriel Belmont (Magic and occult expert)
4. Wild Tiger (Tiger & Bunny) (Powerhouse)
5. Master Chief (Tactical expert/Lucky charm)
6. Johnny Gat (Combat expert/interrogater/The Get-stuff-done guy)
7. Wei Shen (Enforcer/Police connection)
8. Big Boss (Espionage Expert)
9. The 9th Doctor (Consultant)
10. Rider (Fate/Stay Night) (Pilot)
11. Chihaya Kisaragi (Publicity)
12. Godzilla 2014 (Trump Card)
So as you can see, I have every base covered.
And kept it rather balanced.
Batman
Spider-Man
Solid Snake
Optimus Prime
Eggsy (from Kingsman: The Secret Service)
Ezio
Commander Shepard
Nathan Drake
Isaac Clarke
Harry Potter
Aragorn
Faith (from Mirror's Edge)
If I could add a 13th member, it would probably be Goku. The dude's died and saved the world like there's no tomorrow lol.
I AM the ultimate team.
I've got a god-tier intellect and a 40ft willy that is 50ft wide. What force can stop me?
I AM the ultimate team.
I've got a god-tier intellect and a 40ft willy that is 50ft wide. What force can stop me?
I don't know....... gravity?
I AM the ultimate team.
I've got a god-tier intellect and a 40ft willy that is 50ft wide. What force can stop me?
You hunt T-Rex for breakfast?

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Me and the squad

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I AM the ultimate team.
I've got a god-tier intellect and a 40ft willy that is 50ft wide. What force can stop me?

Master Chief (Halo - and Cortana comes along, too)
Deathstroke (DC - I'm sure he'll play nice, considering the circumstances)
Marth (Fire Emblem)
Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
Liu Kang (MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT)
Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil)
Rex "Power" Colt (Far Cry - Mark IV style, motherf*cker)
Tiber Septim/Talos (The Elder Scrolls)
Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)
Ryu Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden)
Dante (Devil May Cry)
Mordin Solus (Mass Effect)
Crisis averted.
I AM the ultimate team.
I've got a god-tier intellect and a 40ft willy that is 50ft wide. What force can stop me?
Blood pressure?
You get one hard on and your dead.