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[The Jackal]

I'd like to hear some of your crazy ex stories. It can be male or female. It can do with anything. How you two broke up. How he/she acted when you broke up. Just something unusual.

 

I'll share one of mine:

 

I dated this girl(Laura)We broke up but remained friends. I ended up dating her friend(Amanda) and she moved in with me. I hung out with Laura. Me and her went to play pool, then to the mall. I went to drop her off. I had this idea. I was going to take back the phone I bought her with my own money. I was paying her bill at the time.

 

When she opened the door. I grabbed the phone. She grabbed it too. Then she yanked it out of my hand. Ran back to her place. I was so upset. I drove to the payphone called the police. To my surprise they were already at her place. She called them. I pulled up outside her place. Cops already there.

 

She told them this false story that I kidnapped her. Seriously. She said I kidnapped her. Of course this wasn't true. They talked to both of us. They ended up arresting her for making a false police report. At the time I was head over heels for her. I was dumb. I decided to get her a lawyer to bail her out of jail. All she had to do was meet with the lawyer. She flaked on that.

 

They ended up removing her bail. She spent a month in jail before the prosecutor dismissed the case. I think it was because she was 17 in adult prison. I was 18 at the time.

[FlyingSquirrel]

One time I wrote a crazy story in a small notebook, and a dragon broke into my house and grabbed the notebook and chewed it up and breathed fire on it. I'd say it was a crazy ex-story by the time the dragon was done with it.

[Why Yes of Course]

Where to start....I know - the one who rang me a year after we broke up to ask if I wanted to have a baby with her, but to assure me that I didn't need to move in with her or anything.

 

Yeah, no.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

What's an Ex? I've never had one to begin with...

Finding a 8/10 for me is like finding a Diamond on a huge mountain, then realizing the Gem has already an owner. No I won't settle for 5/10 and 6/10. Screw Life.

 

Where to start....I know - the one who rang me a year after we broke up to ask if I wanted to have a baby with her, but to assure me that I didn't need to move in with her or anything.

 

Yeah, no.

 

Who is in your avatar?

[Why Yes of Course]

What's an Ex? I've never had one to begin with...

Finding a 8/10 for me is like finding a Diamond on a huge mountain, then realizing the Gem has already an owner. No I won't settle for 5/10 and 6/10. Screw Life.

 

 

Who is in your avatar?

The Fonz. Coolest mofo ever.

 

Edit - i mean...uh..me.

 

I'm the Fonz.

[Ultimate Power Being]

Wait, so you didn't say anything and tried to just jack up the phone and run?

A man after my own heart.

[The Jackal]

I should have known better to ask about best break up stories on a gaming forum. That's like going to a candy store, and asking who's on a diet. Thank you everyone who posted off topic comments. I appreciate it.

[Ultimate Power Being]

I should have known better to ask about best break up stories on a gaming forum. That's like going to a candy store, and asking who's on a diet. Thank you everyone who posted off topic comments. I appreciate it.

*pimpsmacks* No sarcasm allowed, and my post was precisely on topic, friend.

[BioWareMod03]

And we are done here.