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[DeckardWasAReplicant]

I am fairly new here so here is an average day in my life.

Wake up either on the bathroom floor naked or passed out in my chair with Netflix playing the next episode of some tv show I would never admit to watching (like Friends)

Spend 30-45 minutes looking for my phone to see what time it is. Usually find it under a pile of beer cans or whiskey bottles.

 

Having only time for either a shower or a shave, I choose one and then pick up my work uniform from a pile on the floor and smell it to make sure it is ok.

 

Go to work and think about getting drunk all day while I aimlessly search reddit, BSN, Wikipedia about stupid stuff.

 

After work I pick up some food from taco bell or any other fast food and stop and get more alcohol, depending on how much money I have it could be cheap beer like keystone light, or it could be a bottle of Johnnie Walker black.
 

Spend the next few hours playing mass effect 3 multiplayer while getting hammered drunk and screaming at the bull crap that is known as geth, phantoms, and collectors. Eat the food then black out.

[Sully13]

W*nk.

[Dominus]

Wake up. Revert into a panicked state of despair realizing the pointlessness of my actions in the grand scheme of existence without a chance of emancipation.

Play some vidya games or whatever I've got stocked up on my PC. Go to work and go through the motions, occasionally abusing the free wi-fi to post random nonsense on BSN. Walk home and work on geeky things.

My Internet life is an awful lot more interesting than Real Life.

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

E-RO!! I told you to stay away from other women!! Do not go places where they go!!

 

 

PS.: What I'm doing during the day are highly classified! So I cannot share...

So basically masturbating to porn. Got ya

[Jock Cranley]

I go to work, I push some papers, and I go home.

[Fidite Nemini]

Sleep, wake up, do stuff, eat stuff, do some more stuff, sleep.

[DEUGH Man]

Sleep

Class

Work

Sleep

Class

Work

Sleep

Class

Prostitute 

Work

Sleep

Day off - > Chill with friends or play video games all day.

[Sully13]

Ok.

Iwake up Fall out of the thing i call a "Bed."

trip over something and peal off rhe tshirt i wore all dat and fell asleap in.

i turn on the light of my šhîter and listen to the hum of the light that i keep forgetting to replace. 

i turn on the hotwatter tap and get scallded buy the feking watter. and brush my teeth.

i perfom my morning ablutions.

then i get dressed. i have adopted the sniff test.. needless to say if i can smell it.. i t needs to be killed from orbit. 

 

i then go to work.. i do things im not at liberty to divulge.

then i kill a bear.

the end.

[Sully13]

So basically masturbating to  GAY porn. Got ya

FIXED THAT.

[Fidite Nemini]

Nvm, lame joke.

[Sully13]

Thats the point. it was to obvious to pass up. 

[breakdown71289]

Oh....you know how it is.

 

Wake up in the morning.....

 

 

Go to work.....

 

 

Then go to school.....

 

 

Then come back home safely.....

 

 

Finally, bed time....

 

 

Maybe later.....

 

 

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

 

In your dreams

You do not want to know what is in my dreams

[Sully13]

He dreams of Cthulu. 

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

He dreams of Cthulu. 

LOL If cthulu has rockin boobage

 if jane doe was here it is spelled ktulu

[Sully13]

LOL If cthulu has rockin boobage

 if jane doe was here it is spelled ktulu

You havent read Awoken then. its Twilght whith Cthulu 

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

Do share!!

Do you know who Lisa Ann, Shyla Stylez or Phoenix Marie is? No? Than nevermind.

 

You havent read Awoken then. its Twilght whith Cthulu 

The only reading I do is playboy magazine.