1. Wake up. If I'm really lucky, my alarm wakes me up instead of my two year old.
2. Get dressed. Putting on a suit, eating breakfast and packing lunch is MUCH harder when you are trying to get a little girl to eat and put on her clothes.
3. Drive to work. Stopping off at daycare first, sitting in traffic, being a terrible person and looking at the BSN and other internet things while driving my car.
4. Work. Respond to emails, answer the phone, lead conference calls, complete projects... basically like 90% of the "Like a Boss video."
5. Lunch. Brown bag it, because I'm cheap like that.
6. Work more. The other 10% of the "Like a Boss" video.
7. Drive home. Still occasionally being dangerous and looking at my phone in bumper-to-bumper traffic.
8. Get home. Get out of suit, help my wife finish dinner, play with my daughter.
9. Eat dinner. Scarf down food, get daughter to eat her food, get her in the bath and ready for bed, read book, sing songs, tuck into bed.
10. The rest of my life. Including spending time with my wife, watching TV, playing games, doing more work stuff, reading books, doing laundry, studying for whatever new class or certification I'm likely taking.
11. Go to sleep.
It's not a perfect life, but I'm not asking for my money back just quite yet.