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[NuclearTech76]

Thunderdome is overrated .. lets see Stunderdome, Geth / London

I don't really want to see Geth/Anything but the Thunderdome is worn out. 

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Thread is 10/10. I would link my suit environment with it if I could.

Geth kits are for shite players who need free wallhax to play the game at a decent level. The Juggernaut is the exception. It is for people so horrible at every other facet of playing this game that the only use they can possibly think of for themselves is immobile banshee bait and a free 15 revive medal for every other player in the room. The kit is impossibly slow, has mediocre damage output, and is utterly pointless for anything but helping bad players survive for approximately 15 seconds per wave in a difficulty they don't belong in. I have more respect for shield boosting Volus players.

Anyone who plays an AIU or Sexbot  is undoubtedly either a terrible player or tryhard, and is probably both. No exceptions. If you need 50+ ops packs/gels to survive a game, you should probably be playing something else instead of reducing the potential damage output of every grenade kit in the room. Also, the Sexbot looks and sounds really fuckin annoying. If there were a gear with the sole purpose to mute the sexbot and snap freeze sounds while maintaining all others, I would use it every game.

Everyone who hasn't completed Machine Mastery at least 19 times using all the quarians is probably a mental defective

 

That is so much more like what you're capable of.

 

Also, I'm up for the suit linking thing...I'll be a QFE later this evening

 

Both of you 1v1 me quariandome or fite IRL

 

I'd be up for that as well

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

I also hate the Adas and never use it because of how it sounds.

 

I will Thunderdome you Adas lovers after marksmad stops avoiding me and Thunderdomes me first. I don't even remember what we were fighting about but I know he's in the queue.

 

I don't remember what we're fighting about either. It matters not. Thunderdome. Venoms at 50 paces.

[MaxCrushmore]

I don't really want to see Geth/Anything but the Thunderdome is worn out. 

 

You're right

 

So instead, then Plat duo on Goddess / Collector with center room hack for all objectives.

 

Or Gold duo vs Cerberus on Jade with devices for all objectives (and the DoD* has to come up as the 3rd device every objective wave)

 

* (D)evice (o)f (D)oom

[Tupari]

Destroyer >  Turian and Quarian Soldier. 2v1 me and you'll still get rekt. 

[Learn To Love Yourself]

The only way you can make a Claymore bad would be to strap it onto a Quarian.

 

Quarians are dirty suit rats who shouldn't even be in battle.  Since they're so prone to infections by even smallest of tears in their suits, they should devote themselves to cleaning, cooking, pleasure services, or other such support roles.  I never understood why they were even featured in the MP on the front lines. It just doesn't make sense.

 

Also, I'm not sure if anyone is aware of this, but there was an easter egg in ME3 SP, which explained that the "nice and shapely" Quarian bum bums are actually just where they store their waste receptacles.  So they ain't got sh*t down there unless they got sh*t down there, and that's what y'all have really been admiring.  

 

The more you know 

[Quarian Master Race]

Destroyer >  Turian and Quarian Soldier. 2v1 me and you'll still get rekt. 

lol have fun not killing anything because even the puggernaut we inevitably get as 4th player gets to spawns faster than your lard arse.

[Quarian Master Race]

The only way you can make a Claymore bad would be to strap it onto a Quarian.

 

Quarians are dirty suit rats who shouldn't even be in battle.  Since they're so prone to infections by even smallest of tears in their suits, they should devote themselves to cleaning, cooking, pleasure services, or other such support roles.  I never understood why they were even featured in the MP on the front lines. It just doesn't make sense.

 

Also, I'm not sure if anyone is aware of this, but there was an easter egg in ME3 SP, which explained that the "nice and shapely" Quarian bum bums are actually just where they store their waste receptacles.  So they ain't got sh*t down there unless they got sh*t down there, and that's what y'all have really been admiring.  

 

The more you know 

"What the fuk did you just fuckin say about us, you little bosh'tet? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Migrant Fleet Marines, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Geth Heretics, and I have over 300,000,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Quarian Military. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Rannoch, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shite to me over the extranet? Think again, fuck3r. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across Council Space and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fuckin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven million ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Migrant Fleet Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the galaxy, you little sh!t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fuckin dead, bosh'tet."

[JRandall0308]

Thunderdome. Venoms at 50 paces.

 

Two problems:

(1) There is not a 50 paces long stretch available anywhere in Thunderdome.

(2) Even if there were, the Venom can't hit anything at that distance.

 

 

 

"[...]. I am trained in gorilla warfare

 

[...] I can kill you in over seven million ways, and that’s just with my bare hands."

 

Guerrilla.

 

Also, I'm calling shenanigans because Quarians don't ever have bare hands.

 

What have you done with the real QMR?!?!

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Guerrilla.

Little known fact: due to their disdain for using synthetic troops, the quarians have begun cloning and training genetically-engineered gorillas to fill out their army.

 

And you thought those liveships were for vegan nutrient paste.

[TheTechnoTurian]

Destroyer > Turian and Quarian Soldier. 2v1 me and you'll still get rekt.

fite me IRL. and remember, i know where you live

also this is literally the most I have ever seen you post on bsn. Go home, you're drunk

[Learn To Love Yourself]

"What the fuk did you just fuckin say about us, you little bosh'tet? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Migrant Fleet Marines, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Geth Heretics, and I have over 300,000,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Quarian Military. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Rannoch, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shite to me over the extranet? Think again, fuck3r. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across Council Space and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fuckin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven million ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Migrant Fleet Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the galaxy, you little sh!t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fuckin dead, bosh'tet."

Prime example of a whiny Quarian.   

[HeroicMass]

I mean if you enjoy firing a potato cannon at the enemies so be it. I'll continue using the awesome power that is the scimitar. 

 

I couldn't hear you over the best sounding shotgun in the game.  I will stay busy taking heads off with a proper swordgun

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Two problems:

(1) There is not a 50 paces long stretch available anywhere in Thunderdome.

(2) Even if there were, the Venom can't hit anything at that distance.

 

 

Scrub nonsense. Bottom of LZ to upper lab is easily 50 paces. Just put the piercing mod on the Venom for wallhax. Duh.

[RealKobeBean]

Volus character are only good for spamming Shield Boost. Chubby little shits. You better camp the box of shame. If you step out, you die with a Volus. Worthless characters...

[Caldari Ghost]

The shuriken is a weak weapon.

[lonerenforcer9]

Prime example of a whiny Quarian.

God what thread was that from again???

Orpheon, right?

Just need some porn/kitten gifs and then we'll have a party

[Shampoohorn]

Turians can't dodge.

 

Volus are too short.

 

Drell can't aim.

 

Krogans can't regenerate.

 

Geth shouldn't intentionally infiltrate.

 

Asari don't strip.

 

Quarians are always complaining about their soup.

 

Batarian fight in their pajamas.

 

Ascension mode is lame.

 

Vorcha engineer is against lore.

 

Humans are all racists.

 

Thanks for your time.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

God what thread was that from again???

Orpheon, right?

Just need some porn/kitten gifs and then we'll have a party

Ding ding!  We have a winner!  Well, it was from Deckard's thread about Asari.

 

Glad someone found the connection.

 

Let me browse through my stash of porn kitten gifs.

 

 

 

 

...

 

 

Oh wait.  There was a slash in there - "porn/kitten" 

Yeah, I totally noticed that before and was just kidding about the porn kitten gifs.  I mean, that would be ludicrous, right?

[lonerenforcer9]

*waits in anticipation*

[ClydeInTheShell]

turians are ****, i will now 1v1 myself with a turian

This is must see TV. 

 

On topic: the Raider shoots entirely too fast, there should be a delay between the shots like the Wraith has.

 

Because I love getting shot to death while waiting to shoot.

[JRandall0308]

Shotguns suck because you have to get too close to the enemies. This game needs a good sniper rifle like the one in Halo.

(Am I doing this right? Dissing a weapon AND mentioning a different game too.)

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Shotguns suck because you have to get too close to the enemies. This game needs a good sniper rifle like the one in Halo.

(Am I doing this right? Dissing a weapon AND mentioning a different game too.)

 

Main story weapons were too weak to beat the Reapers. Reapers would've been defeated by ALMSIVI. Mass Effect 4 needs ALMSIVI.

 

Nope, nothing wrong with this at all.

[AuntJemima80]

Volus character are only good for spamming Shield Boost. Chubby little shits. You better camp the box of shame. If you step out, you die with a Volus. Worthless characters...

My volus merc is one of my go-to gold kits.  If you're spamming boost, you're doing it wrong.

 

 

That said, I cannot see any use for the vanilla asari adept.  Sweet Jesus I must be playing that thing wrong.

[K_O_513]

Geth light melee is vastly superior to the Scimitar.

 

Also, infiltrators are boring  

 

Sike. Shadow is the most fun character in the game besides Melee AIU

 

 

Shotguns suck because you have to get too close to the enemies. This game needs a good sniper rifle like the one in Halo.

(Am I doing this right? Dissing a weapon AND mentioning a different game too.)

 

How have you not unlocked the Claymore after 3 years of this game being out?