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#101
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The only things I can truly diss are the Krysae, the Cobra and the Alliance shuttle craft.

 

Firstly about the Krysae, I demand an apology from the lolMigrant fleet. Stop complaining about soup, bananas and spinach and either build a competent sniper rifle or GTFO. The Geth created the greatest f*cking sniper rifle of all time: the Javelin. Even the Batarians made the Kishock; a badass rifle that requires a degree of competency that most pugs lack and b*tch about because they need to L2P.

 

Second and thirdly, I hereby apologize on behalf of the Glorious Human Master Race™ for creating two of the ugliest pieces of military equipment; the Cobra and that stupid-looking shuttle craft. We understand why it makes everyone self-concious about carrying that f*cking launcher even in front of reaper zombies who can't comprehend fashion. Lastly, the Kodiak shuttle craft is one of the ugliest looking ships I've seen. It looks like one those pink erasers everyone used in elementary school with tails and an antennae attached. Alliance pls.


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#102
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God what thread was that from again???

Orpheon, right?

Just need some porn/kitten gifs and then we'll have a party

Ahh, you're talking about the rant?  Yeah, that was from the famous battle of Orpheon vs Orpheon.  Classic!


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#103
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I diss everything that isn't comic sans.

 

Wait this isn't comic sans..

 

Oh god what have I done...


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#104
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Firstly about the Krysae, I demand an apology from the lolMigrant fleet. Stop complaining about soup, bananas and spinach and either build a competent sniper rifle or GTFO. The Geth created the greatest f*cking sniper rifle of all time: the Javelin. Even the Batarians made the Kishock; a badass rifle that requires a degree of competency that most pugs lack and b*tch about because they need to L2P.
 
Why should the Migrant Fleet apologize for a Turian "sniper rifle"?

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#105
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Why should the Migrant Fleet apologize for a Turian "sniper rifle"?


It's always the quarian's fault, anyway..
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#106
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The Argus kicks like a mule!

#107
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The Argus kicks like a mule!

Sounds like one too.


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#108
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The Widow is a steaming pile of ****. The long reload, the weight, the unsexy look, the....uhmmm

 

Well, I got nothing.


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The Widow is a steaming pile of ****. The long reload, the weight, the unsexy look, the....uhmmm

 

Well, I got nothing.

 

The Black Widow tho  :wub:

 

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#110
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The only things I can truly diss are the Krysae, the Cobra and the Alliance shuttle craft.

 

Firstly about the Krysae, I demand an apology from the lolMigrant fleet. Stop complaining about soup, bananas and spinach and either build a competent sniper rifle or GTFO. The Geth created the greatest f*cking sniper rifle of all time: the Javelin. Even the Batarians made the Kishock; a badass rifle that requires a degree of competency that most pugs lack and b*tch about because they need to L2P.

 

They created the Widow, which is pretty awesome to use as Quarian Infi.



#111
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The Widow is a steaming pile of ****. The long reload, the weight, the unsexy look, the....uhmmm

 

Well, I got nothing.

 

Sorry, you really need to try harder if you want to diss the Widow... :)


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#112
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The Predator is nothing more than a prop gun. Piece of worthless ****!!

Like that?
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#113
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Salarian Engineer is OP. I can't enter a random lobby without tripping over at least 2 scrubs using this crutch of a class. I end up either having to SeachMoar or change out of my biotic kit and hope I can get an assist point or something while they one-shot banshees from across the map with their Widows. 


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#114
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Sorry, you really need to try harder if you want to diss the Widow... :)

I simply can't. It`s my weapon of choice since ME2. Love at first sight but this...

 

The Black Widow tho  :wub:

 

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Well, this may change my mind! :rolleyes:


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#115
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Volus character are only good for spamming Shield Boost.

 

They're good for... NUT PUNCHING!!! woot.gif


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#116
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They're good for... NUT PUNCHING!!! woot.gif


Yeah, but they are not equipped with the Batarian Gauntlet when they roll out of the factory, so that doesn't count. Chubby little shits!

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edit: I thought the Krysae was a Quarian-made rifle. My bad.... :ph34r:



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The Black Widow tho  :wub:

 

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My lord look at the body on her. That black just accentuates her awesome form. Sleek and sexy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The girl isn't bad either if you're into that fucked up toon porn as well.  


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The Black Widow tho  :wub:

 

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#121
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#123
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Anyone else notice that FemShep is disproportionately depicted in fanart and associated media as an Infiltrator?

 

BroShep is usually just a dull soldier. Which is odd because I almost always play him as a Vanguard.



#124
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I always played my Shep as a Femfiltrator. Seemed legit. Way less raunchy than the above pic, Selma Shepard was a classy lady.

#125
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