Part 2
Time for a wander around our brand spanking new Normandy and a chat with the crew. Sandra seems to like Traynor, making sure she’s settling in okay and telling her to just ask if she needs anything. I’m guessing she likes her because she’s nice and subservient - Sandra likes a junior officer who knows their place. She touched base with faces new and old (Adams seems lonely down in engineering without Ken and Gabby to keep him company – and he won’t even be getting Tali later to buddy up with. Hope you brought a book, Adams…).
The ship may be a little empty (and will probably stay that way), but Sandra still found one familiar face to return to the fold - Hamster Lavista, baby!
Sandra was flirting pretty heavily with James. Until now I’ve had to just infer an attraction to guys, but this is the first time Sandra’s blatantly flirted. She says she’ll ‘stick around for the show’ while James is doing his pull-ups and lets him call her Lola because ‘he’s cute’. She was also fairly easy on him during the sparring match. So finally Sandra’s chosen a proper ME romance – woohoo!
What’s that? Non-romanceable character? Goddammit, Vega! I feel like the Sultan in Aladdin trying to marry off his daughter.
Sandra went straight for the Turian homeworld to find her Primark. And for the second time the Reaper-ravaged landscape was rather off-set by the scenery being so damn pretty. Sandra must be really into this ‘we must unite against the Reapers’ thing, as she barely sounded bitter or antagonistic towards enlisting the Turians at all, though it possibly helped that her eventual Primark was a soldier rather than a politician, which she seems to prefer. And she kinda bonded when he described hating having to abandon his homeworld while it burns. Yeah – been there. I was also happy to see Garrus was mentioned in ambient dialogue between Shep and Liara so he wasn’t entirely absent from the mission. Nice touch.
Back on ship, Sandra thought it was great when EDI commandeered Dr Eva’s robot body. But later she started probing Sandra with moral questions. Sandra made it clear she expects her crew to carry out her orders no matter what, and not to tinker with her core programming. Don’t want autonomous, moralising soldiers on my watch! Where would it end?
She openly praised Traynor when she picked up the tip on Grissom Academy, and went straight there. A chance to foil Cerberus, whatever they’re doing, sounds too good to pass up, even if they've recruited Michael Caine judging by the voice broadcast throughout the mission. She was as rough and strict with the students as she is with her soldiers, telling Jason Pragley (who took Jack’s role) to shape up and fight, and Rodriguez not to spare Cerberus a thought when she had a moral panic attack over killing her first man. And I think I actually prefer the ending (Pragley gets killed) to the Jack one, because if everyone just gets away scot free in that scene then it seriously looks like Cerberus were trained at the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksman Academy. In the end, though, Sandra thought biotics are best kept in reserve as support soldiers.
After giving another shoulder of support to Steve Cortez (another deferential grunt, good man) and clearing out a Cerberus lab, she got the news that Kaidan was up and about and went straight there to see him. She bumped into Thane, but didn't even stop to chat with him beyond the cursory hello – no time to gossip to a dying Drell when Kaidan needs a bedside heart-rub and a bottle of whisky! That done, she took a wander around, and flatly discouraged EDI from ‘getting friendly’ with Joker. I mean... well... how... it doesn't even bear thinking about! Aria convinced her to unite the mercs. The Bloodpack was easy, but Sandra ordered Septimus Oraka killed to get the Blue Suns on side. She then ran into Miranda and was oddly keen to chat and help her. Seems she likes Miranda a whole lot better now she’s ex-Cerberus. She also helped Spectre Bau foil a Hannar plot, but with no Kasumi around, Sandra saved Bau at the cost of the entire Hannar homeworld.
Ooops. First the Batarians, now the Hannar. I've known epidemics with a lower fatality rate than Sandra Shepard.