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[Killdren88]

Cullen. I hated him in Origins, I hated him in DA2 and I loathe working with him in DA:I. Of all the characters in these games he doesn't deserve the spotlight given to him. Bioware best not have him involved in any way shape or form in DA4, but if he must be in it, I demand the right to end his pathetic existence. And now I know you might wonder"Then who deserves screen time then?" Anyone but him. Anyone who is carried by their fan base isn't worth the time and effort he got.

[aerisblight]

Mother duckface, for being an ass towards Dorian, and being an annoyance.

 

Morrigan, too many reasons.

 

Isolde

 

Anora, but she gets two murder knife's. I hate her soooo much!! Betraying me during the landsmeet.

[Big Magnet]

Can't believe you people wanting to murder knife Lady Anora... 

 

Spoiler

Amateurs!  

 

Starve her for 3 days, put a chain around her ankle, position a table served with the nicest meal available, BUT... just a few inches beyond her reach. give her a saw (pointing to her that the saw is NOT strong enough to cut the chain, and will not reach the table in case she wants to use it as a hook), sit on your comfy chair and watch while sipping your favorite wine.

 

 

... bonus points if you bring Loghain's severed head with you so you can offer him wine and make comments  

 

[kalasaurus]

Mother duckface, for being an ass towards Dorian, and being an annoyance.

 

[Joseph Warrick]

That courier who keeps following you to give you notes and letters no matter what, he shows up on top of mountains, in the middle of dragon fights... I find his dedication irritating.

Wait no. Wrong game. Em, probably Bartrand.

[(Disgusted noise.)]

Sebastian and the Requisition Officer, my two arch enemies.

[KaiserShep]

Anora, but she gets two murder knife's. I hate her soooo much!! Betraying me during the landsmeet.

Lol, gotta play your cards right, man! I love how she quickly flips the script if the Warden does something silly like say that she's right there with you when trying to escape the Arl of Redcliffe's estate.

[ReiKokoFuuu]

Can't believe you people wanting to murder knife Lady Anora... 

 

Spoiler

Amateurs!

 

Starve her for 3 days, put a chain around her ankle, position a table served with the nicest meal available, BUT... just a few inches beyond her reach. give her a saw (pointing to her that the saw is NOT strong enough to cut the chain, and will not reach the table in case she wants to use it as a hook), sit on your comfy chair and watch while sipping your favorite wine.

 

 

... bonus points if you bring Loghain's severed head with you so you can offer him wine and make comments  

 

 

i never liked anora (i'll admit that initially, it was largely because i knew alistair had the opportunity to marry her and i didn't want a love rival xD) and to this day, i still don't like her much, but now it's because i think she's a b****, simple as that.  i wouldn't say she deserves the murder knife though :/  she may be manipulative, but she's a politician, i can see that she's not necessarily a bad person.  she clearly cares about ferelden, i just find it hard to trust her because she's loghain's daughter and so probably would've been lenient on him despite all he'd done.

 

i don't get why some people are so willing to murder knife so many characters for petty reasons ._.

[Big Magnet]

i never liked anora (i'll admit that initially, it was largely because i knew alistair had the opportunity to marry her and i didn't want a love rival xD) and to this day, i still don't like her much, but now it's because i think she's a b****, simple as that.  i wouldn't say she deserves the murder knife though :/  she may be manipulative, but she's a politician, i can see that she's not necessarily a bad person.  she clearly cares about ferelden, i just find it hard to trust her because she's loghain's daughter and so probably would've been lenient on him despite all he'd done.

 

i don't get why some people are so willing to murder knife so many characters for petty reasons ._.

It's the way (not all) people usually are. A lot of people have a "dark side" that they keep at bay, and a game is a safe environment to let this dark side out.

 

 

I dare to say that if I opened a theme park full of rooms populated by 100% lifelike robots based on random people, I would become rich charging people so they can just enter and go into a murderous rampage. As horrible as it sounds, I bet many people would pay good money to do that :3 

 

(Of course, a LOT of people would also pay to enter these rooms and just hug and be nice to the artificial people, but I... don't know if they would be a majority. Sadly >.< )

[DuskWanderer]

Dorian, for all his whiny pretentiousness without being funny.

 

Celene, because we have to let someone else do it

[Aren]

Anders. Wait I already did that.

Then reload your save because  once is not enough.

[The Antagonist]

What's his face. The qunari guy in my team.

[TevinterSupremacist]

Sera, Vivienne, Tallis, Gregoir.

 

Maybe Petrice too, the qunari being the one to kill her wasn't satisfying enough. Possibly Celene too, and Cullen, pre DAI.

[XxPrincess(x)ThreatxX]

Cullen. I hated him in Origins, I hated him in DA2 and I loathe working with him in DA:I. Of all the characters in these games he doesn't deserve the spotlight given to him. Bioware best not have him involved in any way shape or form in DA4, but if he must be in it, I demand the right to end his pathetic existence. And now I know you might wonder"Then who deserves screen time then?" Anyone but him. Anyone who is carried by their fan base isn't worth the time and effort he got.

*Bioware announces Cullen as the PC of DA4*

[AresKeith]

Anders

 

oh wait

[Barquiel]

I like almost every Dragon Age companion with the exception of Vivienne (*shoves her off the balcony*) and Sebastian (too boring to murder knive). I always wanted to kill Gregoir and DA2 Cullen (I would have regretted it since I really like him in DA:I) too. Every other NPC I dislike is already killable

[Ballax]

Viviene. But not before I rip her out of her clothes and force her to wear sack-cloth and chasind boots whilst Dorian and Solas talk about all the things they can do with magic that she can't.

 

Justice/Vengeance. Y'all want to stab Anders for being annoying but he was buckets of fun before that glowing douche possessed him.

 

The Arishok. I liked dueling him, but I like not getting my ass handed to me even more.

[Vegeta 77]

Solas

Anders again 

Talis

Orsino

[Killdren88]

*Bioware announces Cullen as the PC of DA4*

....... I'm not quite sure how I would handle that honestly...oh wait...

 

 

[KonguZya]

Fiona. And Oghren.

 

And Mother Giselle, for being completely useless as well as annoying.

[Fireheart]

Lol so many Orsinos. I read on the DA wiki the other day that he wasn't going to be a boss originally, but the developers felt the game needed another boss. Such a stupid reason, why did it have to be Orsino...

But yeah, I'd kill off Sera. She's annoying, and her stupidity and ignorance makes her a danger to everyone and herself.

[Lord Bolton]

Iron Bull and Bianca.

[Nefla]

I would stab every boring NPC who ever wanted me to get them herbs or bear claws or a missing shoe. I would also stab the notes trying to get me to do the same things.

[KaiserShep]

Fiona. And Oghren.

 

And Mother Giselle, for being completely useless as well as annoying.

 

The best part is that stabbing Giselle should ensure that you actually do not become the Inquisitor.