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Which companion/NPC would you murder knife?


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None from DAO

Merrill, Bartrand, Carver from DA2

Sera, Giselle, Florienne, Ser Ruth, Erimond, Alexius, Finona from DAI

 

Mostly for ignorance, annoyance and/or sheer stupidity.



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I love how most of the "targets" are typically those that just annoy, but don't necessarily do anything that truly warrants a death sentence. Carver is an interesting one, because no matter what Hawke says or does, he will not betray his sibling. Like, what circumstances could there be to stick a knife in that guy?

 

Carver, I've had it with your sassy mouth! *SHANK*


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Currently replaying DAO.  Don't remember much of DA2 so can't really say.

But okay, I'll play.  I'll see this bet and raise you "Who would you take a bullet/sword through the chest for?"  Not just characters you love but characters you'd readily sacrifice your Warden/Hawke/Inquisitor for if it came to it in a future game (like Warden Ally vs Hawke in the fade)

 

Kill - DAO: 

Isolde : She was just plainly annoying.  I'm french canadian so you'd think I'd be able to handle her accent.  Simply... not.

Revered mother in Lothering : Wouldn't give me the key to Sten's cage and was a brat about it.

Wynne : Should have listened to Morrigan and killed the preachy schoolmistress >.>  Plus, she commented on my relationship with Alistair.

King Cailan : Had he lived, I would have killed him anyway.  Such a tool.

First Enchanter Irving : Talked WAY too slow.  I had time to read the subtitles 5 times before he finished his sentence.

Alistair :  Wouldn't really kill him but I'd slap him across the face a few times.  Everytime you ask him something, he'd make a bad joke and then end up QQing about Duncan.  :sigh:  I sent him to kill the archdemon instead.  mwahahah

Screaming chasin man in lothering : Screamed WAY too much.  Let me end your suffering...

Cullen : Yeah, I know, he turns out not so bad.  But if we're strictly talking DAO, he was annoying.  How many times do I have to tell you I'm not killing the mages?

 

Save - DAO:

Morrigan : One of the best character of the franchise.  Period.

Flemeth : She made sense to me.  Her lines are the most memorable.  I apply them in real life :)  After the events of DAI, that might not be possible but who knows...

 

 

Kill - DAI:

Vivienne : She has NO redeeming qualities.  She's a b**** to everyone except Iron Bull.  I'll say it again: I'd rather have Joffrey Baratheon in my party than her.

Blackwall : I don't like his tone.  He always talks like he's judging you, even when he approves of you.

Sera : I love AND hate her.  I'd probably just lock her up in the fade from time to time when she annoys me.  She's just selfish.  She laughed at my Lavellan after she had her vallaslin removed.  That hit a nerve with me...

Celene : I let her die.  I don't know why.  I just don't like her.

Josephine's outfit : Too shiny.  Hurt my eyes.

Rude racist guy in Skyhold : Talks against the elves.  'nuf said.

Dorian's dad : What he tried to do to Dorian was just plain wrong.

Orlesian tailor : Whoever made the outfits for the ball.  My IQ and all of my companions looked like the prince from Disney's Cinderella.  Orlais is supposed to be super fashionable.  All of the other nobles have nice outfits and dresses.  My whole party clashed.  I would have loved to see Cassandra in a dress just for the laughs.

All of Orlais : Annoying people.  Horrible people.  Give us back the Dales >:(

Rude couple in Crestwood: The ones that you walk on when going for the dam's control.  They're pissed at you for walking into your own fort.  If you talk to them in the caves afterwards, they're just plain rude.

 

Save - DAI

Cole : He's my baby.  No one hurts my baby.

Leliana : LOVE her darker personality in DAI.

Solas : He did plenty wrong, we can all agree on that.  I still love him to little bits.

Varric : He was the most down to earth companion in DA2.  I still love him in DAI :)

Flemeth : Still adore her.  She's my Lavellan's spiritual mom :)  She said she was proud of her T_T.

Dorian : He's my BFF in all of my playthroughs.  I DO think he's really brave.  We can't have THE good Tevinter die, can we?


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#104
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Samson is the only one I'd wanna knife. Hawke helped that jerk. LOOK WHAT YOU DID WITH YOUR SECOND CHANNNCCEEEE. FOOL.

And I was disappointed the Inquisitor couldn't judge Bianca back in Skyhold. I don't even care if it meant Varric would leave. I reloaded repeatedly to no avail. Her mission bugged me BEFORE we even found out she's stupid, since every banter b/t her and Varric was bragging about how "awesome" she was. Bleh.

Fiona. Srsly. I didn't like Fiona from the books and the game managed to make her *worse*. She's not even smart now. That isn't the woman that was described to me in the books at all. At first I thought "oh, maybe she's all strangely meek now because she realized she screwed up" *Fiona says "I'd do it all over again if given a choice." Epilogue says she lead rebel mages until Viv crushed them.* Yea, okay. >_> And why was she hanging around in my library? I imprisoned y'all. Go away.

That's all I can think of right now. Oh!

Honorable mention: Crazy Leliana could get the knife, if it was even possible with all her skills and such. I make one choice 20hrs in, and I'm paying for it at the 70hr mark lol. She went totally stabby bonkers because Quizzy said soldiers know what they're pledging their life to even if it means death? That just means don't take all your scouts away when we need them most, Leli. It doesn't mean "KILL EVERYTHING!!" Jeez. Quizzy says "yo, chill" and she gets all crazy and mad. Crazy Leli is creepy.
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I love how most of the "targets" are typically those that just annoy, but don't necessarily do anything that truly warrants a death sentence. Carver is an interesting one, because no matter what Hawke says or does, he will not betray his sibling. Like, what circumstances could there be to stick a knife in that guy?

Carver, I've had it with your sassy mouth! *SHANK*


on Carver I agree
but companions like Sera or Merril do enough to warrant a deat sentence
its just a god damm shame that I have to wait to kill off Merril until the end of DA 2

and with bitchy Sera there is no option at all
WHY

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A question that will plague players forever XD



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on Carver I agree
but companions like Sera or Merril do enough to warrant a deat sentence
its just a god damm shame that I have to wait to kill off Merril until the end of DA 2

and with bitchy Sera there is no option at all
WHY

 

It would be a very bad thing.

But since you asked...

 

Spoiler



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Cullen. Been wanting to gank him since Origins.
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Limiting this to folks I can't potentially off as part of the game.

 

DAO:

Duncan. My primary Warden is Dalish, so not a lot of warm feelings toward Duncan to start, then his weasel-wording about Tamlen's fate earned him a crapton of retroactive hate.

 

Revered Mother. I can't even be that upset with her about not wanting to let Sten go with the Warden, given what he did. It was her lack of spine when it came to making a decision, the utterly vile attitude that he should be allowed to die slowly, that made my Warden want to gut her like a carp.

 

DAII:

Grand Cleric Elthina. About 25% of the time I think she's the only sane person left in Kirkwall. And the other 75%, I want to knife her out of sheer frustration. There's only so much "for the greater good" I can stomach before it just starts looking like turning a blind eye, especially when things are going to hell anyway.

 

Mother Petrice. Bigoted zealot. No mixed feelings on that one.

 

Sebastian. Can't blame him for wanting Anders dead, but I'd have put him down for his overreaction when Hawke refused to execute the mage. Being able to use and discard him in DA:I was a special treat, tbh.

 

DA:I:

Bianca. Lady does not get to threaten anyone after everything that she kicked into motion. Execution on the grounds of criminal stupidity.

 

Solas. Bigoted ass projecting his own self-contempt onto the survivors of his meddling. SMDH.

 

Vivienne. I can deal with the steel-fist-in-the-velvet-glove attitude, but won't put up with the ignorance and hypocricy bundled with it, particularly not after she quite literally announces herself as a threat to my own goals. Gone.

 

Sera. For my own sanity. But she only gets the knife if its a world where I can't just tell her to GTFO of my Inquisition.

 

Requisition Lady. You know why.



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Then reload your save because once is not enough.

I like this human!

#111
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I love how most of the "targets" are typically those that just annoy, but don't necessarily do anything that truly warrants a death sentence. Carver is an interesting one, because no matter what Hawke says or does, he will not betray his sibling. Like, what circumstances could there be to stick a knife in that guy?

 

Carver, I've had it with your sassy mouth! *SHANK*

 

i'm ashamed to admit that carver's the only companion i purposefully killed in a couple playthroughs purely cos he was just so annoying (i got tired of getting disapproval from him just for breathing) and i actually felt satisfaction from it too :/  then i did a playthrough where i worked really hard to get his friendship up and made him a grey warden and i rather like him now.  it was harder because all my mage hawkes were, of course, pro-mage and had different views than he did, but all that effort felt rewarding.  i especially appreciate that whether he likes hawke or not, he always sticks by hawke, no matter what.



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That bald Grey Warden leader who turned on Corypheus at the end of the Adamant Fortress questline (I forgot her name).  That woman rubbed me the wrong way from the moment she showed up.



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Dragon Age Origins: None that I can think of... everyone that pisses me off ends up dead anyway. XD

Dragon Age II: Sister Petrice. To this day, every time that woman opens her mouth to spew her nonsense, she makes my blood boil.

Dragon Age Inquisition: I'm not sure of her name; a mage who talks to you after talking to Alexius in Redcliffe. No matter how reasonable you are to her, or how much sense your argument makes against her praise of blood magic, her answer is the childish: 'Yeah, and I'm the Empress of Orlais'.



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Bianca and Dagna.



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Dragon Age Inquisition: I'm not sure of her name; a mage who talks to you after talking to Alexius in Redcliffe. No matter how reasonable you are to her, or how much sense your argument makes against her praise of blood magic, her answer is the childish: 'Yeah, and I'm the Empress of Orlais'.

 

Lol, I forgot about that woman. She comes from the same Circle the human mage Inquisitor does, and will snidely remark about how s/he was the favorite.



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Petrice and Sera.



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I love antagonizing Carver way too much to ever consider killing him.  



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Limiting myself to one character per game, my choice would have to be: 

 

Isolde = a self-serving liar who is content to endanger people just so she can keep pretending her son is not a mage. Doesn't help her case that in most interactions she comes off as an uppity b*tch. 

 

Velenna = inflexible, fanatical. Not a great combo.

 

DA2 Anders = his character was sooo different from Awakening, and while I'm all for character growth, the thing he became deserves the knife...  

 

Mother Giselle = as much as I liked the first truly sympathetic Chantry character at first, she managed to undo that (in my mind anyway) by her baseless rumor-mongering when it came to Dorian. Plus, she didn't have the guts to admit it even.   



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The tal Vasoth merchant in the architects base.
**** that guy
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Uh, I did murder knife Anders. This discussion ain't exactly theoretical.

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Anders, and Zevran a couple of time.

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I thought I'm a psychopath. But OP, boy, that's a whoooole 'nother level.

 

Y'all need some Sera love, too. Friggin' hate thread, this.



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I want to hire Sera that she rape Dorian and killed him during orgasm.
 
PS: I wait addon "Dragon age: Basic Instinct".  :D 


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OP, I found Isolde hot with the accent even, or maybe because of it.

 

My list should be pretty self explanatory without any reasons:

 

Arl Howe, Loghain, uncle Gamlen, Sera, Vivienne.



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That bald Grey Warden leader who turned on Corypheus at the end of the Adamant Fortress questline (I forgot her name).  That woman rubbed me the wrong way from the moment she showed up.

 

Really? Really? I found her pretty interesting even though she wasn't there for too long. Then I realized my Inquisitor was her long lost twin brother. That's how alike they looked.


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