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[DeckardWasAReplicant]

I need some, because now I am 17 again....... dont ask.

I am going to prom here in a couple weeks and want to ask this girl out in my american history class.


inb4 matthew mcconaughey dazed and confused

[Dermain]

Any line that has been in a sit-com.

[DrBlingzle]

"Heeeeyyyyyy... Wanna have sex?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay that's pretty much the only one I know but I'm sure it's going to work one day.

 

Just because it hasn't worked the past 1,428 times doesn't mean it won't work someday.

[B.A. Broska]

You "Hey did you hear what the astrologers are saying?"

 

Girl of your dreams "no, what are they saying?"

 

You "They are saying that there will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus, Oh Yeah giggity giggity goo!"

 

 

You lay that on her and throw in a couple of vulgar hip thrusts and she will be all over you, trust me dooooooood

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

Whoaaaaaa are those things real???

Pick up lines? Sure. My favorite is: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is in love with me.

Thats makes em all wet!

[DrBlingzle]

Just... for the love of God... don't ever say: "How much?"

Meh.

 

 

It would probably work on me.

[Nattfare]

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

No no, I meant to women! Dont ask a woman how much she costs! LOL. If a man asked me how much I cost an hour or something, then I would get furious, I'm no hooker!! Haha.

I have tried, I got smacked. Oh and I am outta likes.

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

Somehow that doesn't surprise me .......

 

And don't worry about likes, I have for now

Me getting smacked? Or me trying?

[Sully13]

Austalian guy walks up to an australian woman.

"hay Shila fancy a shag?."

she turns to the man.

"I was gona say no but yah talked me into it yah smoove talkin bastard. "

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

Austalian guy walks up to an australian woman.

"hay Shila fancy a shag?."

she turns to the man.

"I was gona say no but yah talked me into it yah smoove talkin bastard. "

hahaha reminds me of another one

Walk up to a girl and ask her. "You ever had an australian kiss?"
She says no then say "Its like a French kiss but down under"

[Abraham_uk]

This is from a song.

"Heaven is missing an angel because you're right here with me".

 

Something tells me that it won't work. But it's funny.

 

 

 

Here are some really silly ones. Also I doubt that they work.

http://www.pickuplin...com/cheesy.html

 

 

Another bunch. These are bad. I don't think they work, but hey the guy who wrote the article seems to think otherwise.

http://www.studentbe...ranteed-to-work

 

 

These are pretty silly.

http://www.gotlines....lines/funny.php

[Sully13]

girls are dieing to date me... well that keep jumping under trains.

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

It's not easy is it, to have so many admirers? I feel ya Su Lu!! I DOOOO!!! LOL

Eveyone hate the popular ones! I am in high school again so I should know

[Sully13]

1WA Did it hurt when you fell from heven?.. well your face looks like it has been ground in the dirt.

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

It's true. Maybe I'll be made 19 or something or wait! Maybe I'll be made a GUY!!!

Please dont be turned into a guy.

 

1WA Did it hurt when you fell from heven?.. well your face looks like it has been ground in the dirt.