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You never thought as an experiment to just do it to see what kind of reactions you'd get?

 

Not really haha, I dont like chasing myself, I like to be chased ;)

 

Well id chase you round the world.

That was so cheesy i think kraft is about to sue me.

Anyways im at home so i probably wont be around much

 

Wish I could like your post :(

 

And can't you still be around??



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IF? I'M INSULTED.

Wh else but me wouls asay Hay baby how do you like your overies in the morning?.


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Not really haha, I dont like chasing myself, I like to be chased ;)


Wish I could like your post :(

And can't you still be around??

Only in between matches of me3mp
Or if i go get alcohol

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Only in between matches of me3mp
Or if i go get alcohol

 

You're playing me3? lol.



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You're playing me3? lol.


Work. Sleep. ME3 and por.....nevermind

Is my whole life

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Work. Sleep. ME3 and por.....nevermind

Is my whole life

i got you beat, i sleep and play games at work :D



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the True Modern Love Story.

 

Boy meets Girl online.

She shoots him in the face on C.O.D. and T-bags his corps.

She tells the Boysh f*cked his Dad, Mom, Brother, Sister, and Goldfish.

All in her underware and while eating Dorittos.


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Work. Sleep. ME3 and por.....nevermind

Is my whole life

 

Yeesss.... netflix... right?.....



#234
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Yeesss.... netflix... right?.....


You know me to well

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hay baby is it New years? because my balls just dropped.


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Speaking of female pick up lines...

A girl once asked me if I wanted her to put some Molly in my drink at a Halloween party, I respectfully declined because I don't get down like that, but I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. I was of course, flattered.

But yeah, generally girls don't need to bother with pick up lines. That's a guy thing.

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^ lol ^

 

Your lips looks a little dry

 

 

I just like it best when a guy chases me, dont like to chase the guy myself lol.



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If i had a nickle for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you. Id have 5 cents

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^ lol ^

Your lips looks a little dry.

Hmmm?

I mean, it is cold out!

#241
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nah girls use pickup lines but in general guys tend to miss em. Nostalgia Crittic was right.


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nah girls use pickup lines but in general guys tend to miss em. Nostalgia Crittic was right.

 

Are you referring to that skit where Rachael was trying to chat up that guy from The Room (who isn't Tommy Wiseau)?

That was funny! :lol:



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Men are sometimes too clueless to get it lol :lol:


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Yeah i find in general my guy freinds tend to not realise when girls are hitting on them.

when i point out that "Dude that chick was tottaly hitting on you."

they tend to have a self depricating image of themselves.

the media dosnt help.



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Hi

 

Yeah, that's pretty much all it takes, with me.



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Hay babe im Skeletor now let me show you why its called Snake mountain.


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Girl: Nice shirt. Where did you get that?

Guy: Umm. Mum got it for me.

Girl: You work out?

Guy: Nope. I walk a lot. I guess.

Girl: Well you have a nice set of abs.

Guy: Thanks. I guess. So do you...

Girl: What?

Guy: I mean you have a nice shirt.

Girl: Thanks. [Girl walks off annoyed]

 

Guy: That girl was acting strange. What's her deal anyway?

Other Guy: Dude. She was totally hitting on you.

Guy: Pfft me? Don't make me laugh. :lol: What kind of girl would find me attractive?

Other Guy: That girl who was commenting on your abs.

Guy: I don't know. Doesn't sound very plausible.

Other Guy: [Face palm]

 

@Su Lu Pi. Is this the point that you're making?


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they tend to have a self depricating image of themselves.
the media dosnt help.

I have the opposite problem. I think much too highly of myself sometimes.

It's both a blessing and a curse, it can unfortunately wear on people at times, lol.

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I have the opposite problem. I think much too highly of myself sometimes.

It's both a blessing and a curse, it can unfortunately wear on people at times, lol.

 

Well... you have that right E-Ro, you are unique ;)



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Yup.

any hoooooOOOOOOooooooo sillyness.

 

Hay dont take this the wrong way fancy some Cofee?