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If you were a pill, I'd overdose



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Hay One Woman Army you dropped the soap.



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Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

****!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Well... you have that right E-Ro, you are unique ;)

Yeaaaa E-Ro you'r SPECIAL.



#255
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I heard from some where that Bruce Willis line was "what are you doing for sex tonight"

But I am sure he coulda used anything and got the trim

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omg this thread is hilarious!

 

 

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#257
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say the woman whos avatar looks like it is enjoying itself... 

I find girls like it if i  blow rasberries when doing that.



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Lololol You must be a heartbreaker Su Lu!!!



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Hay One Woman Army you dropped the soap.

LOL omg

Yeaaaa E-Ro you'r SPECIAL.

Your always picking on poor lil E-Ro.

Don't worry Su Lu, imma get you one of these days. The last laugh shall be mine.

#260
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This one is truly atrocious!

 

I can't dance, you can't dance. Lets dance!



#261
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Forget the lines. Get her a gift




 



#262
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No but there have been a few concussions... and 1 busted Headboard.

 

hay baby i just Jizzed in my pants..



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OUT OF LIKES AGAINNNNNNN!!!!!!



#264
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I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me



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If you were a pill, I'd swallow.

Sorry it was to obvious.


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Where the hood where the hood where the hood at!!!!

Cats don't know what it's gonna be fuckin wit a ***** like me!!!!!!

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If you were a pill, I'd overdose

 

Nice and simple.

 

I like.



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Sorry it was to obvious.

 

Heeeeeeeyyyyy you fixed my quote!!!!!!!!!! You naughty girl hahahaha



#269
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You know what this is made out of? (grab my shirt) Boyfriend material!



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You better bust that if you gonna pull that!

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what yah Drinkin? Oh Rolhypnol &Coke.



#272
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Did I say this one? So many.

Hey girl, what has 100 teeth and a monster behind it? My pants.

 



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Is your name wifi? Because I'm feeling the connection.


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Well its not going to eat / suck its self.


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