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#276
Ultimate Power Being

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Oh my gooood OWA all of yours are so sweet.

#277
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You look a lot like my next boyfriend


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#278
DeckardWasAReplicant

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Well its not going to eat / suck its self.

Just need the word ****** at the end



#279
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Oh my gooood OWA all of yours are so sweet.

 

LOL really? :lol:



#280
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LOL really? :lol:


Sappy pop song material.

#281
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Sappy pop song material.

 

Ahahahahaha I wasn't aware!! LOL. It must be... be.... idk...... not right...... this.... not me...... ehhhhhmmmm....



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You look a lot like my next ex husband


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#283
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Your eyes have told me everything but your name



#284
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Well im no gynocologist... 



#285
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Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.



#286
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You look a lot like my next ex husband

Hahahaha

Is that how you enter all new relationships?

#287
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Sit on my fa...

 

Wait are these girls we are picking up from houston? If so then I might need to change my **** up.


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#288
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You look a lot like my next victim.

Stop giving me material.

 

Right kid into the Van. 



#289
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Hahahaha

Is that how you enter all new relationships?

 

Of course!! You are so smart and you know me so well! LOL.

 

No joking of course but you didn't know that right E-Ro. If I enter a relationship, then I take it very seriously ;)



#290
DeckardWasAReplicant

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Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!



#291
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Stop giving me material.

 

Right kid into the Van. 

 

 

You are so MEAN!! You keep picking on me and E-Ro!!!!! What are you doing to us woman??!!!!!!!!!!!



#292
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You know what I like best in a girl? Me.



#293
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IM SKELETOR BEEEEOTCH.

I'm not nice.



#294
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Guy to girl: I've never been to Japan but I would love to be in Japanties


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#295
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Stop giving me material.

Right kid into the Van.

Who doesn't love being forced into vans by beautiful women?!?!?!????

Of course!! You are so smart and you know me so well! LOL.

No joking of course but you didn't know that right E-Ro. If I enter a relationship, then I take it very seriously ;)

I'm sure you do Domina.

Serious tho, some of the posts in this thread are fantastic.

#296
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Hi im James Bond...s 2nd cousen.



#297
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I gotta get a haircut be back

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.



#298
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Su Lu Pi is one of my top five favorite users.

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Su Lu Pi is one of my top five favorite users.

 

Tonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy your suspension is over LOL


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#300
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Who doesn't love being forced into vans by beautiful women?!?!?!????

im not allowed to name names till the court date. <_<

 

 

Hay pull my finger.. good now drop your pants.