Cheesy pick up lines
#276
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:47
#277
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:47
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
You look a lot like my next boyfriend
- DeckardWasAReplicant aime ceci
#278
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:48
Well its not going to eat / suck its self.
Just need the word ****** at the end
#279
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:48
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Oh my gooood OWA all of yours are so sweet.
LOL really? ![]()
#280
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:49
LOL really?
Sappy pop song material.
#281
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:51
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Sappy pop song material.
Ahahahahaha I wasn't aware!! LOL. It must be... be.... idk...... not right...... this.... not me...... ehhhhhmmmm....
#282
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:51
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
You look a lot like my next ex husband
- DeckardWasAReplicant aime ceci
#283
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:52
Your eyes have told me everything but your name
#284
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:52
Well im no gynocologist...
#285
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:55
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
#286
Guest_E-Ro_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:55
Guest_E-Ro_*
HahahahaYou look a lot like my next ex husband
Is that how you enter all new relationships?
#287
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:58
Guest_TrillClinton_*
Sit on my fa...
Wait are these girls we are picking up from houston? If so then I might need to change my **** up.
- DeckardWasAReplicant aime ceci
#288
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:59
You look a lot like my next victim.
Stop giving me material.
Right kid into the Van.
#289
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 09:59
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Hahahaha
Is that how you enter all new relationships?
Of course!! You are so smart and you know me so well! LOL.
No joking of course but you didn't know that right E-Ro. If I enter a relationship, then I take it very seriously ![]()
#290
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:00
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
#291
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:01
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Stop giving me material.
Right kid into the Van.
You are so MEAN!! You keep picking on me and E-Ro!!!!! What are you doing to us woman??!!!!!!!!!!!
#292
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:01
You know what I like best in a girl? Me.
#293
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:03
IM SKELETOR BEEEEOTCH.
I'm not nice.
#294
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:03
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Guy to girl: I've never been to Japan but I would love to be in Japanties
- DeckardWasAReplicant aime ceci
#295
Guest_E-Ro_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:07
Guest_E-Ro_*
Who doesn't love being forced into vans by beautiful women?!?!?!????Stop giving me material.
Right kid into the Van.
I'm sure you do Domina.Of course!! You are so smart and you know me so well! LOL.
No joking of course but you didn't know that right E-Ro. If I enter a relationship, then I take it very seriously
Serious tho, some of the posts in this thread are fantastic.
#296
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:07
Hi im James Bond...s 2nd cousen.
#297
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:07
I gotta get a haircut be back
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
#298
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:07
#299
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:09
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Su Lu Pi is one of my top five favorite users.
Tonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy your suspension is over LOL
- KingTony aime ceci
#300
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:10
Who doesn't love being forced into vans by beautiful women?!?!?!????
im not allowed to name names till the court date. ![]()
Hay pull my finger.. good now drop your pants.





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