Su Lu Pi is one of my top five favorite users.
You sir just got in to my knickers.
Cheesy pick up lines
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DeckardWasAReplicant
, févr. 21 2015 01:32
#301
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:11
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Retour en haut
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:17
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I lost my teddybear, can I sleep with you? 
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Guest_TrillClinton_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:18
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I lost my teddybear, can I sleep with you?
yes tho...
#304
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:19
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If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:19
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yes tho...
Yay!! My pick up line worked!!! 
#306
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:23
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I just got some pants made outta snake skin. See them shades you got on called ray bands? And the shades I got on cost eight bands.
#307
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:25
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Oh you like Bears i see.hmm.
Hay baby im like Blowfeld.. we both like stroaking bald p*ssy.
#308
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:25
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I just got some pants made outta snake skin. See them shades you got on called ray bands? And the shades I got on cost eight bands.
Dammit!! I wanted to like your post but now it say I'm out of likes again 
I hate this system.
#309
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:27
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Oh you like Bears i see.hmm.
Hay baby im like Blowfeld.. we both like stroaking bald p*ssy.
This made a lot more sense after you corrected it haha
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:29
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I didn't say duct tape. I said duck tape, as in tape made out of actual ducks. Jesus.
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:34
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Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for 
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#314
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:34
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If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
#315
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:40
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Someone told me a chat up line should be funny, memorable and enticing. Just like you.
That was my attempt at being corny. 
#316
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:43
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Are you Google? Because i will Google the sh*t out of you.
i cant promise i'll stop... im your evil twin OWA. mwaa haa haa.
Hat babe fancy a quickie?.. oh its pronounced Quiche.
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:47
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i cant promise i'll stop... im your evil twin OWA. mwaa haa haa.
Hat babe fancy a quickie?.. oh its pronounced Quiche.
Oh noooooooo!!!! Someone heeeeelpppppp!!
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber
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#318
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:50
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"I'm too hot! Hot damn! Call the police and the fireman. I'm too hot! Hot damn! I make a dragon wanna retire man!"
#319
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:50
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...and i'd shove you up my [EXPLETIVE DELETED]
Abraham i love you bro but jou is 1 nasty ass Ninja. lol.
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#320
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:53
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Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams
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#321
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:55
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Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:57
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*snip*
Okay, I know!!! I post the more sweeter ones but I dont always think about it, thats why lol. You're right, the title says CHEESY lol 
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:58
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What do you and the weather have in common? You are both hot!
CHEESY ENOUGH??? HAHA
- DeckardWasAReplicant aime ceci
#324
Posté 21 février 2015 - 10:59
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miust resist urge to pervert..
Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams
then boil there bunnies.
damit.
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#325
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:01
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Okay. Super creepy one now. This might get you banned at Comic Con, so don't try it out.
I don't usually cosplay, but when I do, I cosplay as you.
