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Cheesy pick up lines
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, févr. 21 2015 01:32
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#327
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:03
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Okay okay!!!! I have one for the guys to say to the girls!!!!!!!!!!
Hey babe, the sun isn't the only thing that rises!
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#328
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:06
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OWA, sweetheart, its ok if you don't like all my posts. We brahs, you don't have to tell me when you run out of likes.Dammit!! I wanted to like your post but now it say I'm out of likes again
I hate this system.
Lol.I didn't say duct tape. I said duck tape, as in tape made out of actual ducks. Jesus.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, every song you have posted has been perfection."I'm too hot! Hot damn! Call the police and the fireman. I'm too hot! Hot damn! I make a dragon wanna retire man!"
And im out of lines people!
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#329
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:12
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OWA, sweetheart, its ok if you don't like all my posts. We brahs, you don't have to tell me when you run out of likes.
I know, but sometimes I just really want to like your posts and it annoys me with the system, cause you can like mine and I can't like yours. I hipe Bioware changes it soon and makes it better.
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#330
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:12
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Bob: Hey baby! I'm a rocket scientist.
Shania: Don't care.
Luke: Hey baby! I've got lots of money.
Shania: Don't care.
Luke: You are a human being right? A human being who isn't turned on by money. Well then. I'll take my money elsewhere!
Rob: Hey baby! Check out my car!
Shania: Don't care.
Brad: I am Brad Pitt.
Shania: Sorry buddy. That don't impress me much. You might have the looks but you haven't got the touch.
Brad: Shania Twain turned me down.
Shania: Don't get me wrong yeah, I think you're all right. But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
Brad: But. I'm Brad Pitt. The Brad Pitt. You're not even the slightest bit impressed.
Shania: Nope. Sorry.
[some years later]
Angelina: Really? She turned you down. But you're Brad Pitt.
Brad: I know.
Angelina: If you don't mind me asking. Who had "the touch" according to her?
Brad: Well.
[some time ago]
Some Guy: Can you tell me a bed time story and tuck me in?
Shania: 
Now you have the touch!
[some years later]
Angelina: That guy had "the touch"?
Brad: Yep.
#331
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:15
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Brad Pitt can hit on me ANY TIME!!!! LOL
Speaking of which... where is Riven326?...
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#332
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:17
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Hay OWA you know what would look good on you?
Holondays sauce.
#333
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:19
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Brad Pitt can hit on me ANY TIME!!!! LOL
Speaking of which... where is Riven326?...
Don't hate on me. I think Brad Pitt is awesome.
Sadly Shania didn't feel that way. 
I updated that little script. Turns out the guy who had "the touch" was the guy with the lame chat up line.
#334
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:22
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Don't hate on me. I think Brad Pitt is awesome.
Sadly Shania didn't feel that way.
I updated that little script. Turns out the guy who had "the touch" was the guy with the lame chat up line.
I could never hate you Abe, you are simply the sweetest guy ever
#335
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:23
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Don't hate on me. I think Brad Pitt is awesome.
Sadly Shania didn't feel that way.
I updated that little script. Turns out the guy who had "the touch" was the guy with the lame chat up line.
Otimus pime?.. Duuuuude.
Would you fu*k me? i'd fu*k me....
Man i need to post that video.
#336
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:28
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Would you fu*k me? i'd fu*k me....Man i need to post that video.
Buffalo Bill?
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#337
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:29
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Hey Sigma!!
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#338
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:30
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Hey Sigma!!
Act cool, Sigma...
Sup?
#339
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:31
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Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams
Holy crap, I may actually be susceptible to this line.
#340
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:32
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Act cool, Sigma...
Sup?
Haha
Missed seeing you around 
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#341
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:32
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Holy crap, I may actually be susceptible to this line.
It's actually not that bad...
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#342
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:33
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Buffalo Bill?
it rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
best chat up line ever.
best pickup line.
Eh hello taxi service? yeah im out side Tesco.
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#343
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:35
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It's actually not that bad...
sept the part where she kills you while you sleep.
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#344
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:36
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sept the part where she kills you while you sleep.
And cuts you in little pieces to fit you in those plastic bags...
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#345
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:38
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Haha
Missed seeing you around
2 days of work, and I'm drained. This thread needs to be read with a glass of wine for extra LMAO.
It's actually not that bad...
It's a mix of flattering, cheesy, and adorable. I'd end up ditzy.
#346
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:39
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I know, but sometimes I just really want to like your posts and it annoys me with the system, cause you can like mine and I can't like yours. I hipe Bioware changes it soon and makes it better.
I understand, I just don't want you to feel like you owe me anything. Is all.
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#347
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:45
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2 days of work, and I'm drained. This thread needs to be read with a glass of wine for extra LMAO.
It's a mix of flattering, cheesy, and adorable. I'd end up ditzy.
You should definitely sit down with some wine and relax and then enjoy reading it all and just talk to us, YOU DESERVE IT!
I understand, I just don't want you to feel like you owe me anything. Is all.
I know that sweet E-Ro but I do owe you.. you make me laugh all the time and that needs to be rewarded LOL
I know what you mean though and thanks, don't worry, I will relax more about it.
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#348
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:46
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And cuts you in little pieces to fit you in those plastic bags...
Oh cr*p im rubbing off on her.. IM CREATING A MONSTER.
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#349
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:50
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You should definitely sit down with some wine and relax and then enjoy reading it all and just talk to us, YOU DESERVE IT!
I know that sweet E-Ro but I do owe you.. you make me laugh all the time and that needs to be rewarded
I know what you mean though and thanks, don't worry, I will relax more about it.
This is why I like you and E-Ro. We all chill here.
#350
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:53
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Oh cr*p im rubbing off on her.. IM CREATING A MONSTER.
You already HAVEEEEE MUHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA 
This is why I like you and E-Ro. We all chill here.
We love you too!! That's what I like about you guys as well, that it's okay to chill sometimes.
